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Cosmik Slop posted:

Dallas, Taxes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgRbxHttZSM

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baka of lathspell

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

i actually have no idea i bet incarcerated people still have to file a tax return

wait that doesnt make sense. they dont make money i think


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Kaiser Schnitzel

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baka fwocka fwame posted:

wait that doesnt make sense. they dont make money i think

It’s okay nothing to do with taxes makes sense


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Kaiser Schnitzel

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I looked it up and yep you do have to file a tax return if your income exceeds $12,000, even if you’re in prison


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Areola Grande

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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

I looked it up and yep you do have to file a tax return if your income exceeds $12,000, even if you’re in prison

mine is $12,495 :ferrari:

:thunk: prison lookin more inviting than ever all of a sudd





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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Ewwww. Taxes

Areola Grande

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I bet somebody ITT wants to do my taxes for like :20bux: and won't even doxx me





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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

I looked it up and yep you do have to file a tax return if your income exceeds $12,000, even if you’re in prison

man there were several years I didn't need to do that then

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Hard agree


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aopvc049gI


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Plant MONSTER.



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
Yummy i just got my tax return money except its all gone now cause bills, bills, bills

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Taxes... bleh

baka of lathspell


cant stand em


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Cosmik Slop

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Areola Grande posted:

mine is $12,495 :ferrari:

:thunk: prison lookin more inviting than ever all of a sudd

Wait, your income is 12.5k and you owe 800?

Areola Grande

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Cosmik Slop posted:

Wait, your income is 12.5k and you owe 800?

yeah I think it's because I collected unemployment for six months but opted not to have taxes deducted from it

I'm no accountant so tell me you are thoughts on this





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Cosmik Slop

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Areola Grande posted:

yeah I think it's because I collected unemployment for six months but opted not to have taxes deducted from it

I'm no accountant so tell me you are thoughts on this

I suppose that could be it, my taxx knowledge is basically 0

baka of lathspell

they call people who taxx taxxons


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Areola Grande posted:

yeah I think it's because I collected unemployment for six months but opted not to have taxes deducted from it

I'm no accountant so tell me you are thoughts on this

You're below the federal standard deduction for a single filer and unemployment isn't subject to social security or Medicare so I imagine either you also made other income that was subject to self employment tax, your state is a dick, or your income got classified wrong.

I mean uh, taxes, ugh

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If you're married you can file jointly but if you're single you have to file soberly, sorry it's the law

Areola Grande

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You're below the federal standard deduction for a single filer and unemployment isn't subject to social security or Medicare so I imagine either you also made other income that was subject to self employment tax, your state is a dick, or your income got classified wrong.

I mean uh, taxes, ugh

I suspect I hosed up the calculations somehow. 2022 was a p standard year for me and I always get at least $700 back in my federal return. this leads me to believe I somehow hosed up the calculations this year on TaxSlayer.

I have no idea tbh. I decided to hold off on filling until a smart person fixes my gently caress up. taxes are the worst :baduk:

Cosmik Slop

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Areola Grande posted:

I suspect I hosed up the calculations somehow. 2022 was a p standard year for me and I always get at least $700 back in my federal return. this leads me to believe I somehow hosed up the calculations this year on TaxSlayer.

I have no idea tbh. I decided to hold off on filling until a smart person fixes my gently caress up. taxes are the worst :baduk:

I've used H&R Block's free filing on their website the past few years, it's very easy and intuitive, maybe check that out

Areola Grande

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Cosmik Slop posted:

I've used H&R Block's free filing on their website the past few years, it's very easy and intuitive, maybe check that out

I will do this thx CS! :dbuddy:





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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
I arranged all my tacks. Do I get a refund now?

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Taxes!? Oh yuck

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns



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Areola Grande

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I used TaxHawk and spent only $14.99! I'm getting $900 back!!

:piss:

most importantly I no longer fear this thread :haibrow:





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FutonForensic

byob is a tax haven. the hammock cat is sleeping on a pile of gold krugerrands


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Me: gently caress taxes!

IRS: (holding up a soggy envelope) We can't accept this return

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Got my torx wrench, time to do my torxes.

Kaiser Schnitzel

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google THIS posted:

Me: gently caress taxes!

IRS: (holding up a soggy envelope) We can't accept this return


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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Oof, taxes

baka of lathspell


this guy gets it


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baka fwocka fwame posted:

this guy gets it

This guy gets my taxes?

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
I wish youtube had more tax service ads :(





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baka of lathspell

Buttchocks posted:

This guy gets my taxes?

Yes


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IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
taxes are p good, could be higher in fact

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Oh man, taxes? Woof

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Taxes! Oy vey!

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kuskus

Missing the tax deadline because instead of opening TurboTax I opened up Ableton to make a mash up of The Beatles - Tax Man and Scatman John - The Scatman.

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