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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Here ya go. Modern. Underrated.

1/2 gallon milk cartons that have the screw tops. That's relatively new and so much better than squeezing and folder the waxed cardboard seals they used to have. And they keep the stuff sealed better, too.

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RapturesoftheDeep
Jan 6, 2013
Porn that's not just a crude wooden statute behind a curtain in the back of an inn that you pay 2 copper pieces to look at.

Deki
May 12, 2008

It's Hammer Time!
The fact that nearly every rear end in a top hat will line up to display that they're an rear end in a top hat on social media rather than you having to spend the time to suss it out yourself

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Toilet plungers

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



new socks

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

pencilhands posted:

and yet you came up with some good answers

i mean the concept of underrated and overrated is dumb. modern life conveniences is a fine topic

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Witch burning torches. Used to be so much effort to burning your local witch when ever your crops failed.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Im of the opinion that the humble rubber donger should get more acknowledgement, just imagine trying to use the ancient wooden ones.

JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS
Pay at the pump gasoline and ATM’s.

GRECOROMANGRABASS
May 14, 2020

You Are A Elf posted:

Yeah, I’ve seen houses built in the 1950s without plumbing or electricity and were later retrofitted with electrical conduit and water pipes running along the walls.

I’d call that a modern convenience.

IIRC, something like ~50% of households lacked indoor piss and dook rooms in 1950, and only like 30% had a telephone.

GRECOROMANGRABASS fucked around with this message at 14:13 on Feb 28, 2023

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist

GRECOROMANGRABASS posted:

IIRC, something like ~50% of households lacked indoor piss and dook rooms in 1950, and only like 30% had a telephone.

I just read Bill Bryson's At Home which dives into lots of this kind of thing, very recommended if you're interested in how people used to live.

One of the underrated is hygiene; until really recently, no one had any idea how or why people got sick, it was a huge mystery.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Probably ATMs and ATM cards. Having the option of cash & checks is cool, but cards save so much time & space.

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
toilets

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

mice with back/forward buttons

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Are toilets underrated?

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

must be the air fryer. if you dont think so, u dont own one

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


A Strange Aeon posted:

I just read Bill Bryson's At Home which dives into lots of this kind of thing, very recommended if you're interested in how people used to live.

One of the underrated is hygiene; until really recently, no one had any idea how or why people got sick, it was a huge mystery.



thos poor worms

chainchompz
Jul 15, 2021

bark bark

pencilhands posted:

once i clogged my toilet and maintenance didn't show up to fix it for like 2 weeks. i had to piss outside and go to the gas station to take a poo poo. it was terrible.

Good Lord after day one I'd be making GBS threads in a bucket and tossing it out the windows. Gas station bathrooms are all rough.

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
At the beginning of they school year I have my students do a short paper where they discuss what they think the greatest invention of all time is, and why they think this way. Most kids come up with smartphones, computers, or game systems. I let the explain in agonizing detail why their choices are the best.

Then I discuss the flushing toilet and sanitary sewer system. I have an annotated Google Slides presentation on the topic. Very persuasive. By the end, almost all of the students end up agreeing that, no matter how cool smartphones are, they don't measure up to not having to poo poo in a hole in the back yard or in a chamber pot you store under your bed.



YeahTubaMike posted:

Are toilets underrated?

Maybe not underrated, but definitely taken for granted. We had a blockage in our sewer line and couldn't use our toilets (Or faucets, or shower) for 24 hours until it could be repaired. Gave us a new respect for having working plumbing.

Genesplicer fucked around with this message at 21:30 on Feb 28, 2023

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017

Cum socks

pencilhands posted:

For me, it's gotta be the washing machine. Can you imagine the annoyance of having to wash your clothes by hand every week?

I bet lots of people just said gently caress it and barely did their laundry at all, so you would have to deal with alot more smelly goons in public.

Earwicker posted:

clean socks

In that order.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



curly fries

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

RapturesoftheDeep posted:

Porn that's not just a crude wooden statute behind a curtain in the back of an inn that you pay 2 copper pieces to look at.

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

Genesplicer posted:

By the end, almost all of the students end up agreeing that, no matter how cool smartphones are, they don't measure up to not having to poo poo in a hole in the back yard or in a chamber pot you store under your bed.

I'm glad you're able to share your lived experience with the younger generations

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

We had a recent plumbing issue, and when i messed with the trap, it resulted in sewage blowing up back in the main shower. I spent an hour cleaning the poop shower :(

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Flowers for QAnon posted:

We had a recent plumbing issue, and when i messed with the trap, it resulted in sewage blowing up back in the main shower. I spent an hour cleaning the poop shower :(

A couple of years ago this happened to me and there was a 3 inch layer of still formed turds in my shower. Amazingly they didn't smell all that much but it was still revolting to clean up. Especially since I could tell a lot of them weren't my own.

Quaint Quail Quilt
Jun 19, 2006


Ask me about that time I told people mixing bleach and vinegar is okay
https://slate.com/business/2012/08/pallets-the-single-most-important-object-in-the-global-economy.html

Pallets


Refrigeration, canning and vinegar pickling have reduced our diet of fermented foods which is bad.

Nitrate fertilizer is a bandaid solution vs actually improving the soil with more organic material and carbon and composts.

The ancient Greeks and Romans had a birth control plant called Silphium, but it was so popular they drove it extinct
If we wouldn't have messed that up condoms would only be for STDs

Knot My President!
Jan 10, 2005

slow closing toilet lids

Duct Tape Engineer
Feb 16, 2005

Look at you, hacker: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?
did anyone say vaccines, because vaccines

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Phone reminders, alarms save me constantly

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019

For Real!
Probably the safety razor

bloodysabbath
May 1, 2004

OH NO!
Modern medicine and dentistry. It’s still hosed and also horribly inaccessible to wide portions of people (at least in Dystopian Burgerland), but the fact that infections and rotting teeth aren’t a death sentence anymore is pretty miraculous; even the idea of palliative care is preferable to whatever they had in the dark ages or whatever.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 22 hours!
Nap Ghost
I think I said this before, Potable water piped directly into your homes.

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001


and non-potable water+wet wipes piped directly out of your home

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
How long has toilet paper been the norm? Or having a clean rear end in a top hat at all?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 22 hours!
Nap Ghost

Nuts and Gum posted:

How long has toilet paper been the norm? Or having a clean rear end in a top hat at all?

use a corncob. that's how country boys doo

Sir Mat of Dickie
Jul 19, 2012

"There is no solitude greater than that of the samurai unless it be that of a tiger in the jungle... perhaps..."
In the 19th century US, they used old newspapers before specifically marketed toilet paper came into existence. Part of the adoption of toilet paper, IIRC, was an ad campaign promoting the completely false claim that newsprint causes hemorrhoids.

Sir Mat of Dickie fucked around with this message at 04:39 on Mar 5, 2023

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
ear thermometers

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

homeopathy

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 22 hours!
Nap Ghost

Buttchocks posted:

ear thermometers

rear end thermometers are too good for you?

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Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
eating rear end

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