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Best feeling
Bustin a fat nut
Eating some really good food
Heroin or something
Taking a big ol dump
Comedy “the day my child was born” option
Seeing Goku go SSJ for the first time on Toonami back in the early 2000s
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Mr. Crow
May 22, 2008

Snap City mayor for life
Posting, op

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

thin blue whine posted:

I love a warm shower. I would do it every day for 30-60 minutes if I didn't live in this stupid state.

what state do you live in that you can't take a 30 minute hot shower?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
First piss after waking

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Motorboating some big boobaloobies

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Motorboating some big boobaloobies

thin blue whine
Feb 21, 2004
PLEASE SEE POLICY


Soiled Meat

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

what state do you live in that you can't take a 30 minute hot shower?

i can take a 30 minute hot shower i just can't do it every day. i live in California and it's too expensive in our county, and with the household i live in, for me to shower more than like 10/15 minutes a day and i hate it.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Motorboating some big boobaloobies

:hai:

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




when the first wipe is clean

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Feeding wayward children to forest creatures. Also pooping

central dogma
Feb 25, 2012

Come to the Undead Settlement in the next 20 mins if u want an ash kicking
Driving in summer with the windows down and the AC on full blast is nice. But I'd prefer...

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Fucking Moron
Jan 9, 2009

Being a part of these forums with all of you people.

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
Quitting a job you hate

The French Army
Mar 28, 2013

:france: Honneur et Patrie :france:


An enormous, bowel deflating fart that relieves a painful stomach ache.

Taima
Dec 31, 2006

tfw you're peeing next to someone in the lineup and they don't know
Raw dog is definitely the best but it comes and it's over.

Drugs are forever baby, whats good

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
sitting on my big dildo op

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

When a girl does things to or for you, completely unsolicited

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Mr.Acula posted:

When a girl does things to or for you, completely unsolicited

yuck!!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Mr.Acula posted:

When a girl does things to or for you, completely unsolicited

Sometimes I’ll have a very early morning work call with folks from Asia and my wife will bring me a cup of coffee and a kiss :kiddo:

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Nelson Mandingo posted:

Seriouspost when you're cold and you get under fresh, clean covers and immediately warm up.

For me it's when I am thirsty and down like ten cold fluid ounces of water in one go. 🥵💦🥤🥰

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
When you get a message canceling your appointment because your dentist has died

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I was just out running errands and I saw a broken down Tesla being loaded onto a tow truck and ngl it brought a pretty big grin to my face.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

marshmallow creep posted:

For me it's when I am thirsty and down like ten cold fluid ounces of water in one go. 🥵💦🥤🥰

Drink more water. I have found the better water tastes the more dehydrated I am

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
the euphoria you get while coming up on a mushroom trip

Cassette Moodcore
May 4, 2022

Eating rear end OP, just loving diving in

Chewbecca
Feb 13, 2005

Just chillin' : )

Revins posted:

Quitting a job you hate

It's this, op

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

Cassette Moodcore posted:

Eating rear end OP, just loving diving in

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Vandalizing Wikipedia.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

To crush your enemies, drive them before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.
has anyone said the sweet release of death yet?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Revins posted:

Quitting a job you hate

Missed this before but oh yeah. I got to do this once, like actual throwing my badge on the ground and telling my manager to go gently caress himself. Spent the rest of the summer raising my puppy while collecting unemployment. Six months later got the awesome job I’m in now making 4 times as much money with awesome benefits and 5 weeks vacation.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug

My Spirit Otter posted:

has anyone said the sweet release of death yet?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

hell yeah work sucks

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Meatballs

Fighting Elegy
Jan 2, 2007
I do not masturbate; I FIGHT!
Being good at videogames

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Fighting Elegy posted:

Being good at videogames

:hmmyes:

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
it's injecting meth and then being in an orgy op

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost
In order of best:

1. Nuttin' (guy or girl version)

2. Hugging, but not like the basic performative one, the caring one that feels nice and supportive.

3. Knowing you helped someone, because it was the right thing to do, even if they or anyone else will never know. (The Batman)

4. Limited violence in the application of your own sense of vigilante justice (this goes with number 3, note you do need a lot of money for this one. Do not attempt to clear the streets of filth until you have a mansion, a cave and a bunch of cool toys for hurting, but NOT killing people).

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

To crush your enemies, drive them before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

Astrochicken
Aug 13, 2007

So you better go back to your bars, your temples
Your massage parlors!

The feeling of falling into a night's rest after your first dose of a working antidepressant.

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Car Hater
May 7, 2007

wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!
That first Kaio-ken

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