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Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

End of the month, which means it's time to crown a new idiot king, which means the previous king must be deposed.

Part 1: Pick your Caesar

A) Caesar from Civ


Veni, Vidi, Viscerate

B) Caesar from Caesar's Legion



C) Caesar from Assassin's Creed



D) Cesar from Animal Crossing



E) Caesar from Evony


lol, come slay milord

F) Cesar Millan



G) Super Caesar's Palace for the SNES


I've run out of Caesars at this point

Part 2: Pick your knife

A) The Kingslayers


The legendary blades used by Garona Halforcen to kill King Llane Wrynn are probably good enough to kill some old Italian

B) A pattern 387 Case Hardened Karambit


Et tu, Loote?

C) CQC Knife


Snake, remember the basics of CCQC

D) Shiv


23 stabs is 7 Blade Dance+'s and a Cloak and Dagger+ for 92 total damage, before factoring in any Accuracy's or Thousand Cuts

E) Tonberry Knife


doink

F) Vampire Knives



G) Hidden Blade


The classic

One lucky stabber will rightfully ascend and take control of the Imp Zone empire (and it's colony in the Enclosed Pool Area) from some lousy plebian, and one unlucky stabber will gently caress up and stab themselves somehow. I'll draw numbers sometime in the Evening of March 1st.

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Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

lmfao

herculon
Sep 7, 2018

Double Ds. Cesar with a shiv

herculon
Sep 7, 2018

Also, congrats Fungah!

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

herculon posted:

Also, congrats Fungah!

BE ;)

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

AA.

Sleng Teng
May 3, 2009

D) Cesar from Animal Crossing, with E) The Tonberry Knife

Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007

lol excellent contest. not competing but good luck all

 




Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009
FD. Cesar Millan gettin shivved


ty sub-actuality for av & the kins for sig

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

GC

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

Sub-Actuality posted:

lol excellent contest. not competing but good luck all

French Accent
Feb 3, 2012

BD, gently caress yeah shiv builds

I got the tude now
Jul 22, 2007
BC. good contest

Leadthumb
Mar 24, 2006

Sub-Actuality posted:

lol excellent contest. not competing but good luck all




PS this post is impervious to Flames because of the flame proofer. :)

Spoderman
Aug 2, 2004

fc. cesar millan must learn the basics of cqc once and for all

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

BB

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Cesar Milan, Hidden Blade

heehee
Sep 5, 2012

haha wow i cant believe how lucky we got to win :D
GG. EZ.

mbt
Aug 13, 2012

AA


Major Isoor
Mar 23, 2011
AC, 100%

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012


wormskull already laid claim, pick another

Caithness
Nov 10, 2012

HEY!!!
YOU CAN SEE ME, CAN'T YOU? THEN WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME!?
GF

ceasar’s palace with the vampire knives


mbt
Aug 13, 2012

Plebian Parasite posted:

wormskull already laid claim, pick another

gently caress, ab. that was very courteous of you


Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

mbt posted:

gently caress, ab. that was very courteous of you

:hai: It's my responsibility to do this poo poo right

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

mbt posted:

gently caress, ab. that was very courteous of you

That one should be reserved for Average Bear. Choose another one or I’ll bribe the ref.

my morning jackass
Aug 24, 2009

DC

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

BE.

mbt
Aug 13, 2012

Wormskull posted:

That one should be reserved for Average Bear. Choose another one or I’ll bribe the ref.

lol ba if he actually posts, ab otherwise :cool:


tawal
Feb 7, 2012

Sub-Actuality posted:

lol excellent contest. not competing but good luck all

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

no swordcane? gently caress this contest

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
FE

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Freedom Unchained.

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

Wormskull posted:

Freedom Unchained.

[kid raising his arm to nation of donination]

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
CD

insane anime
Aug 5, 2018

DD. Big loving tits :twisted:

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Major Isoor
Mar 23, 2011

insane anime posted:

DD. Big loving tits :twisted:

herculon beat you to it btw, sorry to say

insane anime
Aug 5, 2018

Major Isoor posted:

herculon beat you to it btw, sorry to say

i love herculean sized tits

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Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

insane anime posted:

DD. Big loving tits :twisted:

unfortunately, herculon has already selected the giant breast combo

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

insane anime posted:

i love herculean sized tits

lol

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bees x1000
Jun 11, 2020

no Little Ceasars? I don't blame you, I forgot about them too

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