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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > Welcome to the Rosary Pyramid Zoo!
 
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 im trying to find some deepwater fauna op


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* # ¿ Mar 1, 2023 11:57
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 its probably a backpack you wear beneath another backpack so if one falls off you still have a backpack

these are some neat animal freak hybrid variants


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* # ¿ Mar 5, 2023 00:55
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Plant MONSTER. posted:

what kind of fish there are soooo many. I have sketches for a coelacanth, angelfish and seahorse but if you have a fish in mind please share. Goes for everyone, don't be in suggesting animals. I'm trying to get as many designs as possible! It's fun.

im still looking for my ocean biome dweller :)


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* # ¿ Mar 9, 2023 05:04
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Plant MONSTER. posted:



NAME: PEARL OYSTER (PRE-ELEVATE)
CLASS: S - (ELEVATED)
CLIMATE: TROPICAL
BIOME: RAINFOREST
SIZE: 0.25-1 m (HEIGHT; PEARL), 1.5-2.5 m (HEIGHT, PEDESTAL to UPPER VALVE)
TEMPERAMENT:

The pearl oyster is the ancestor of the familiar Pearlian people. Pearl oysters have a unique physiology, completely lacking any external limbs and housing all their internal organs inside a hinged shell. They get by without appendages just fine thanks to a fairly powerful telekinetic ability that allows them to manipulate small objects. Very early populations used to manipulate small stones and pebbles and constructed elaborate languages by placing them in precise patterns. These stone patterns could communicate information to other pearl oysters. Indeed this elegant ability to write, teach and learn lead to the pearl oyster becoming the dominant species in its environment.

Just like the Pearlians, pearl oysters consider information to be of the highest import - far more important than food (the pearl oyster, for most intents and purposes, gathers light to power the bulk of their internal processes) and lodging (the pearl oyster is its own house). Over time, pearl oysters honed their ability to communicate via telepathic imaging amongst themselves and most impressively, eventually to other species. Suddenly there was a massive influx of yet more knowledge, information and worldviews for the pearl oysters to take in, which sparked a great migration around their home planet, as they sought to learn and teach everything there was to know about their world.

Pearlian law states that the voluntary withholding of information in the proximity of a pearl oyster is an act of cruelty; ignorance is never bliss.This law does not apply to any other creature, however. And although pearl oysters will share every bite of knowledge they can amongst themselves, they will seldom share private knowledge or secrets with other species. Remember, the pearl oysters here at The Rosary Pyramid Zoo can understand over 1649 spoken languages and are not shy about asking personal questions: please answer to the best of your abilities.

thats my spirit animal right there


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