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who is last to drop out of the primary before trump is nominated?
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desantis 128 29.91%
rubio 33 7.71%
haley 57 13.32%
goku 210 49.07%
Total: 358 votes
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redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

first page again

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redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

does this mean we get new IKs

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

smarxist posted:

their biggest song by far was Ænema

uh no, it was schism > sober

only place i've ever heard aenema on the radio was loving alaska

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

also horribly hosed up poll, goku would never drop out of a race unless it was to put his teenage son gohan into harm's way

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

10000 days was an even bigger let down than emotive, the lovely disc of terrible badly produced covers A Perfect Circle made to get out of their record contract

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

CODChimera posted:

jambi is good. kinda sounds like jimbee

leading with vicarious and jambi is good because you can turn off the entire album after that and not miss anything

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

he can be too busy with his new job of being in a Chinese harem style polycule where only the top-rated members get the rotating password to wifi, both things can be true

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

i went to a taco place that did a philly cheese steak burrito, was p good

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

imagine the new thread smell

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

DryGoods posted:

why did it take you 12 posts for one of your Classic Puns?


give the people what they want

he had to get to double digits to prepare one that would make someone laugh, but no pun in ten did

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Hatebag posted:

Jeb! at the strip club saying please make em clap

mods please rename me strip club Jeb!

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Stupid Boxes posted:

Jimbees doing good on day 2



jimbee will take off her weighted training donut and become more powerful than you can imagine

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Stupid Boxes posted:

incase y’all want a lol I think my fiancée just left me because I almost got a cone based on goon advice in the dolamd trumpf thread on cspam

Jimbee is safe and chillin in the swank bathroom we made for her.

do you keep jimbee in the divorce

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013


day crew v night crew fight

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

dads friend steve posted:

hitching ur wagon to meatball ron seems like a bad move but what do I know

they already lost, trump has no patience for losers, their only way back into power is latching onto someone else and desantis looks like the only viable contender right now

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

oh gently caress i accidentally joined a crew

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

lol mobile voting interface rats me out

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Red Baron posted:

*putting together my list of posters who are to have their hats taken*

can't take my hat if i never WEAR THE HAT

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

if they need his seat to keep the house, he lives

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

tacodaemon posted:

although sometimes I will shazam a terrible song I hear because knowing the title and artist lets me hate it even better

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013


well duh, nobody can read that chickenscratch rear end cursive font print shop pro uses

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

AxGrap posted:

The dead have risen

they look a bit stiff to me!

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

If they actually sent trump to jail, how likely would it be for his fans to try and break him out?

it'd be a weird crossover of january 6th and that old "let's all jump the fence at area 51 and rescue the aliens" post

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

ram dass in hell posted:

the guy who murdered is named murdaugh

the guy who rigged the hearing in his favor is named riggs

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013


well yeah, murtaugh was just one week from retirement and getting "too old for this poo poo", of course he was gonna get off with no punishment

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Lpzie posted:

He had his own Gorilla Station on 148.8 kHz

148.8, HEIL, we've got the REICH stuff!

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Durf posted:

did Stupid Boxes ever clarify why his fiance was leaving him over the Jimbee donut

did they think Jimbee was cursed to work backwards forever

the curious case of benjimbee button

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Rubellavator posted:

it's like walmart vs target

it's target (ihop) vs dennys (walmart) vs a pawn shop that moved into an old pizza hut (waffle house)

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

tacodaemon posted:

as much as I love Baltimore, the city where I was born, I have a hard time believing that people all over the country are clamoring to move there

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1631349931058290694

time for crab

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

tacodaemon posted:

the Four Seasons Total Landscaping press conference is still the funniest thing that has ever happened in the world

wrong

it was pointing and looking straight at the sun

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

columbo is clearly auron

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

bebop esq posted:

racist highways

not the foo fighters' best album

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

i just realized that my custom title is of a purrisoner of war

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

William Bear posted:

Each of us is endowed by our creator with these unalienable rights & we are equal in the eyes of the Lord... is the antidote to the poisonous lie of equity?

How does people being equal before God refute equity? It seems like it would reinforce it!

you're equal before god, not before man

their entire idea of 'freedom' is that they are free to tell others what to do without someone else doing the same

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

bebop esq posted:

are you sure? the lion might have a bigger and better god.

i thought the lion was god, gently caress you c.s. lewis

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

oh wow grandpa palpatine continued to be a loving psychopath who could have seen this coming

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013


apparently they went to the dump truck store!

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

In 2004 I found out that if I put a salmon fillet on a stoneware dish, with a little water, and put a stoneware dish on top, I could steam up some pretty good fish in the microwave.

did you discover this in an office

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Trump thread secrets: I think Laura Loomer is insanely hot

okay this is somehow worse than your pittsburgh takes

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redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

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