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It's on the original sky video, so it's not a deepfake https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1663529066526572546 I'm wondering if they are doing things like this as a dare? fuctifino fucked around with this message at 15:55 on May 31, 2023 |
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fuctifino posted:https://twitter.com/LetsStopC9/status/1663799202047049731 https://twitter.com/LetsStopC9/status/1663799216236363776 That is an almost impressive level of evil.
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Either the Sky video is a deepfake or Rishi is wearing them wrong on purpose for some reason. You can't accidentally put glasses on that wrong. You can't accidentally buy frames that short. It's not like Sky hasn't deepfaked Rishi before for a bad joke/flourish. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELrn0mmZnGE Maybe Rishi rang them up and said "I'm talking utter poo poo there, please make everyone notice the glasses instead." fuctifino posted:I'm wondering if they are doing things like this as a dare?
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Guavanaut posted:
Potential option 4 - he's including a weird detail so he can later claim it's a deepfake video. Insane enough to be plausible, in a world where Boris gamed SEO with a bizarre anecdote about winebox buses
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:in Labour cultist voice: Well dur, this just shows what a man of principle he is, willing to lie to Express readers to get into power and enable full reBrentry like we all ~know~ he wants ~really~.
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fuctifino posted:https://twitter.com/BestForBritain/status/1663814497130147841 But like, surely that means he has extra small glasses, or an extraordinarily deep head.
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OwlFancier posted:an extraordinarily deep head. Common side effect of thinking too hard about stonks 
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His glasses are normal it's an optical illusion caused by his greying sideburns.
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It looks as though he's also wearing them too high. Like hovering above his ears.
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Guavanaut posted:It looks as though he's also wearing them too high. Like hovering above his ears. sometimes the can hurt your ears and you can slide them up a little as a treat.
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I could never find glasses wide enough to fit my giant skull comfortably so just stopped wearing them and learned to read blurry instead
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Ahahaha, what? https://twitter.com/hendopolis/status/1663931759468199936
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Every headline there is the opposite of reality.keep punching joe posted:sometimes the can hurt your ears and you can slide them up a little as a treat.
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History Comes Inside! posted:I could never find glasses wide enough to fit my giant skull comfortably so just stopped wearing them and learned to read blurry instead Did you never try contact lenses?
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Crying, Live by the sword etc... Lipman, serial resigner from the Labour Party, pisses off the JC. https://twitter.com/JewishChron/status/1663570263835852800?s=20
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History Comes Inside! posted:I could never find glasses wide enough to fit my giant skull comfortably so just stopped wearing them and learned to read blurry instead Glasses give me a rash on my nose (I have very sensitive skin and can't wear jewellry or watches etc), I need them for reading & computer, if I'm alone I put a roll of tissue paper under the nose bridge. Last time we had a team Zoom (almost 2 hours) my nose was so sore I had to put the tissue paper there. I find the cheapo fully plastic reading glasses from Home Bargains far more comfortable to wear on my nose than ones with those weird pad things on more expensive glasses esp the wire bits though they are a smidgeon too tight round my head. There's no way on this planet I'm going to try contact lenses. I had some varifocals that cost me £180 a few years ago and I just felt nauseous the whole time. It's £1.49 a pair for me now and also means I can keep 2 pair in my handbag, a slightly higher strength under my pillow for reading in bed, and another pair at the laptop with spares dotted around all over the place!
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Guavanaut posted:Jaeluni's house when the sun shines in through the window: Funnily enough, I do have a pair of pinhole glasses somewhere! Can't remember why I bought them now, what issue I was trying to resolve. Must dig them out. Just wondering if ChatGPT can write my quarterly report due by Monday without it knowing diddly about my job! My brain is a solid lump of no inspiration right now. Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 18:05 on May 31, 2023 |
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British terfs understand many other things than just basic biology  https://twitter.com/La_La_Gomera/status/1663938797808017411 https://twitter.com/La_La_Gomera/status/1663939258627899399
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ChatGPT: Jaeluni's chicklit novel - the sex scene: Write a scene where the female protagonist has severe thigh cramps but the man thinks she's enjoying him in the style of 50 shades of grey ChatGPT INT. LUXURY BEDROOM - NIGHT A lavish bedroom is dimly lit, filled with the opulence of wealth. A crystal chandelier hangs from the ceiling, casting a soft glow on the room. The air is heavy with anticipation. OLIVIA, an elegant and strong-willed woman in her late 20s, reclines on the bed. She wears a silk nightgown that clings to her curves, accentuating her beauty. Her expression is a mix of discomfort and frustration. JACKSON, a confident and dominant man in his early 30s, stands near the bed, shirtless and muscular. He gazes at Olivia with a hint of arrogance, believing she craves his touch. OLIVIA (grimacing) Jackson, I'm having terrible cramps in my thighs. They're really painful. JACKSON (smirking) Oh, darling, I knew you'd enjoy this. I've been working on my techniques. Don't worry; I'll make it worth your while. Olivia's eyes widen with surprise and annoyance. She tries to speak but is interrupted by another wave of excruciating pain. OLIVIA (gritting her teeth) No, Jackson, I mean it! I'm serious! I'm in pain. My legs are cramping so badly. Jackson, mistaking Olivia's plea for a seductive game, saunters closer to the bed. He confidently runs his fingers along her inner thigh, completely oblivious to her discomfort. JACKSON (teasingly) I've been looking forward to this all day, my love. Let me make you feel good. Olivia winces, her body tensing as the pain intensifies. She grabs the bedsheets tightly, trying to hide her suffering. OLIVIA (through gritted teeth) Jackson, please! I'm not playing around. My legs... they hurt so much. Jackson, finally noticing Olivia's genuine distress, pauses for a moment, his smug expression replaced with concern. JACKSON (softening) Oh, sweetheart, I'm so sorry. I didn't realize. What can I do to help? Olivia breathes a sigh of relief, her body relaxing slightly. She shifts on the bed, trying to find a more comfortable position. OLIVIA (murmuring) Can you massage my thighs? Maybe that will help ease the cramps. Jackson's face reflects remorse as he kneels beside the bed, gently taking Olivia's legs in his hands. He starts to massage her thighs, applying just the right amount of pressure to alleviate her pain. OLIVIA (relieved) That feels better. Thank you, Jackson. Next time, please listen to me when I say I'm in pain. Jackson nods, his eyes filled with regret. He continues to massage Olivia's thighs, now fully focused on providing her comfort rather than indulging in his own desires. The scene fades out, leaving a valuable lesson learned by both characters, as they navigate the delicate balance between pleasure and communication. FADE OUT. User! Add to this with an arching back and low moans This content may violate our content policy. If you believe this to be in error, please submit your feedback — your input will aid our research in this area. ChatGPT I apologize, but I won't be able to continue the scene in the manner you requested.
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bessantj posted:Did you never try contact lenses? I would rather read blurry than have to pay a monthly subscription for my eyesight and then poke myself in the eye every day
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Has boris out flanked rishi by releasing all his whatsapps or is this a matt Hancock level own goal?
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:ChatGPT: Jaeluni's chicklit novel - the sex scene: History Comes Inside! posted:I would rather read blurry
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https://twitter.com/IanDunt/status/1663910885084078083 with marks like these who needs to grift
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I keep thinking he's one of the Bazake/TBEU characters.
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love too sell you on a politician by engaging in the most tedious haruspicy, picking through the entrails of what he says to illustrate which bits are obviously lies and which bits you should believe 100%
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I bet you could tell a fair bit about keith from his liver.
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If Labour get elected I'm going to take bets on how long it takes for Dunt to post about how disappointing Starmer is as a PM.
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*kicks in door so hard it explodes into a cloud of burning splinters* Ian oval office
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Gorn Myson posted:If Labour get elected I'm going to take bets on how long it takes for Dunt to post about how disappointing Starmer is as a PM. He's already arguing that Starmer can't be expected to do anything good in his first term and that it all hinges on a second term, so they are just full-on cultists now where success will always be another term away and always being thwarted.
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OwlFancier posted:But like, surely that means he has extra small glasses, or an extraordinarily deep head. I watched the video & I'm probably wrong but it looks like its his hair catching the light making it look like short glasses.
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:He's already arguing that Starmer can't be expected to do anything good in his first term and that it all hinges on a second term, so they are just full-on cultists now where success will always be another term away and always being thwarted. ah yes, taking a page from QAnon’s Coping Manual
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Speaking of nonsense that barely makes sense in the US political context, and none at all in the UK, I saw a good roundup of some of NatC-con's burbling: https://twitter.com/Race_Class/status/1661032347863597059 Look forward to Critical Race Theory becoming a thing over here 
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:He's already arguing that Starmer can't be expected to do anything good in his first term and that it all hinges on a second term, so they are just full-on cultists now where success will always be another term away and always being thwarted.
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