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big scary monsters posted:e: concerned about what took the lux out of Benelux though. I'm more concerned about what happened to Istanbul and the rest of the coast from Greece to Romania
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2023 19:40 |
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 21:41 |
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Funny that people are said to be using food banks, YET they are also queing at airports!
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2023 14:14 |
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Rarity posted:Clearly the solution here is to put food banks in airports Distribute food aid on flights?
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2023 14:22 |
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Sir Sidney Poitier posted:Sounds really tough, and so very relatable to all of us. The true victims of Brexit!
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2023 21:34 |
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fizzy posted:That's goatse rendered into a QR code, isn't it? It's even got the ring! No, that's just Sunak's twitter profile picture.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2023 10:24 |
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Apraxin posted:christ
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2023 20:25 |
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https://mobile.twitter.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1633136675567153153 "must eat squirrels" lol dumb Russian goebbels thinks that Britons have to be persuaded lmao
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2023 19:43 |
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So what's the new slavery system like? If you are a slave in Britain and have kids, are they born free or do they also belong to your master?
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2023 10:25 |
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Mega Comrade posted:Contrary to the government doesn't have nearly as much access as they would like. This attack on end to end encryption dates back decades, but the arguments of catching standard criminals or terrorists haven't worked. So far the best solution has been to create a completely secure communication device for the people that the gov wants to follow.
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2023 11:48 |
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Clyde Radcliffe posted:
I see a man in a dress and a wig kidnapping a little child. The triangle is a LGBT symbol.
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2023 15:32 |
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Yeah what the hell is wrong with people who want to take cans and bottles to somewhere else than the machine? Do they want to interact with a clerk who slowly counts the bottles and maybe comments on your drinking habit? All the while a cue gathers behind their back? Do such people exist? Lidl has a fun surprise with some of their German brand sodas which are not in the general recycling system and can only be returned to a Lidl. This is annoying when you go to any other store and find couple of Lidl bottles that you will either have to carry back home or abandon there.
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2023 20:19 |
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Nilbop posted:What on earth is this? They want to put an end to monarchy, by the looks of it.
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2023 16:55 |
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cat botherer posted:Women are weak, and totally defenseless against people who were born with penises. I am a feminist. You can also be either a woman and a feminist, or anti-fascist. There are just no women in antifa. Or if there are some, it's peachy for them. They only have to deal with nazis, not violent trans rights activists. Nazis are junior varsity stuff.
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2023 20:25 |
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ACHTUNG THE BOATS ARE COMING!
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2023 10:58 |
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Think of your wife's vagina as a small boat and the clit as the plug. As soon as you understand this the rest will follow.
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2023 17:19 |
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Microplastics posted:Lol what an idiotic clock. my clock has x+1, x+2 etc for numbers and then I only have to update the little "x =" post it note. So much easier By doing this twice a day you have a 24 hour clock.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2023 13:40 |
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endlessmonotony posted:Sweden remains very racist today, that was the entire point. No country has ever "stopped being racist". This doesn't mean that people everywhere are just as racist as before or that every place is equally racist.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2023 16:00 |
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I don't know if I have heard Kwarteng speak before, but my god if he doesn't sound like Mr. Bean on that video
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2023 21:40 |
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happyhippy posted:Back in my day it was a 2 liter bottle of cider and a bag of glue. Clever to glue the bottle to your hand so no one will steal it from you when you pass out
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2023 16:59 |
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Tesseraction posted:France, Israel, all these other countries reminding us how placid and docile our country is https://twitter.com/opinonhaver/status/1640158697807814656 Depressing to witness the rise of antisemitism and Corbynism in Israel
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2023 20:13 |
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fuckingusername posted:Unfortunately our bathroom is without exaggeration slightly smaller than some first class aeroplane cubicles (or so I have been told). The tooth brushes are stored in a cupboard over the lav. You should probably attach your toothbrush with a string to the cupboard then. The string should be long enough that you can brush your teeth but short enough that this won't happen again. As a bonus you can floss with the string!
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2023 22:53 |
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forkboy84 posted:Seems unlikely. But then I'm a grumpy old fart who tends not to enjoy the standard Eurovision fare of bubblegum pop & power ballads so a Eurovision entry that pleased me is probably not a good idea if you want to win. Also a limit on music to keep songs under 3 minutes is pretty poo poo. 5 minute limit I could almost see & then you're still excluding some of the best music ever record. No good song has ever been made that lasts over two minutes.
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2023 15:59 |
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Pesky Splinter posted:If I were the telegraph I'd just make a "Matt Generator", which randomly attaches one of his cartoons to the also random lower text, and save a few quid. "Christ what an rear end in a top hat"
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2023 20:10 |
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Nooo not Nigella
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2023 09:31 |
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fuctifino posted:
This is a fetish thing right
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2023 20:26 |
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NotJustANumber99 posted:can't handle the balloon animal capt tom that close to a barb wire fence It's a reenactment of his WW2 service.
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2023 21:19 |
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It also works in the anthropological meaning of the term. People are making Cap Tom totems to give them magical protection.
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2023 21:33 |
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Z the IVth posted:Wasn't there a chair like this in an Iain Banks novel? You're probably thinking of a Dr. Who episode.
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2023 23:34 |
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Nuclear Spoon posted:the government gives it money and it's run by tories, how is this debatable lol BBC itself is specifically run on licence fees to avoid that. BBC World Service is run on government budgeted money.
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2023 10:58 |
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Jel Shaker posted:you could write a novel based on that backstory jfc I'm surprised there was no spanking involved. Keir would have taken his belt off!
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2023 15:43 |
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Julio Cruz posted:not even paedophiles deserve to have to read that shite I think they are suggesting that convicted pedos should be forced to write Guardian op-ed's as penance.
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2023 17:17 |
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big scary monsters posted:It seems like they've forgotten to include rent. Good point, income from flats you own should suffice for an extra week in Europe
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2023 21:06 |
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Joe should have bent the knee and asked for the colonies to become part of the empire again.
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2023 22:08 |
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Private Speech posted:My actual first post I registered for was asking in E/N if I should move to Britain to study. Reporting you to Suella
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2023 18:54 |
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Just Another Lurker posted:He's Lithuanian, i have no idea why he posted in this section. Latvian I think, and regional threads are good sources for news and
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2023 20:05 |
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Danger - Octopus! posted:Look, regardless of how you feel about the monarchy, it would really shatter Britain's standing on the world stage if Charles was to be attacked by vampires during the coronation so this is pretty sensible* Now why would they attack one of their own?
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2023 09:13 |
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I love it that DN3D had pool game physics that was displayed in maybe one map in the original game and here it comes relevant 27 years later for a UK current events satire mod
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2023 16:06 |
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:i have an office mate who regularly participates in strongman competitions, and he needed two other guys to move a typical office photocopier ten feet without a dolly. the thought of anyone "throwing" one is insane He absolutely could have picked it up alone, but it would have been damaged by him taking a good grip with his giant claws, like Gordie did.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2023 20:59 |
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OwlFancier posted:It also has possibly some of the most absurd escalation in a video game. In that you start out going to a meeting at the office and end up fixing a melting down nuclear power plant As a Finnish game it is set in a fictional post-communist country with a rotten infrastructure that also happens to have a very Finnish culture, the nuke plant itself is a reference to Olkiluoto-3 which was finished just last month, just 14 years behind original schedule. When INFRA was released it was still only seven years late!
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2023 07:14 |
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 21:41 |
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Failed Imagineer posted:Could this end in a cow being crowned Queen Udder nonsense, the head of the Church of England can't be a Calfinist!
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2023 14:04 |