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Gonzo McFee posted:https://twitter.com/BenKentish/status/1630722992589225984  Edit. lol at Dunt https://twitter.com/iandunt/status/1630833963886342145?s=46&t=Y159qgETnlF3rbwjBpKOVA smellmycheese fucked around with this message at 10:54 on Mar 1, 2023 |
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OwlFancier posted:I was more meaning that it really feels like you can clock a tory just by looking at their head shape, which worries me because I don't feel like that's true in any other instance but god drat do young tories have a really distinct look, and it feels like it runs deeper than just a bad haircut and a suit. You don’t need to delve into head shapes. One of the pricks is an a pub wearing a loving spotty bow tie
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I can’t see the name Mike Gapes without thinking of Goatse 
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Mar 2, 2023 12:51
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Private Speech posted:Well he's right about that bit though.  In other news.. https://twitter.com/markcurtis30/status/1631201240129339392?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg
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Gonzo McFee posted:It's just so normal that someone can leave their job in Civil Service to run a pub in 1980's Northern Ireland and then immediately resume your career in civil service and nobody will ask any questions about it. Kieth making sure he has a very spooky No 10
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Cops eh? Although this BBC headline does its best to obfuscate the fact he’s a cop kiddy fiddler https://twitter.com/bbcnews/status/1630120557743071234?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg
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NotJustANumber99 posted:How is it doing that? I didn’t immediately read “inspector” as cop. He could have been inspecting bus tickets, or building regulations, or childrens buttocks
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Jel Shaker posted:how is it still a million Because they don’t run the lucrative phone lines for people to ring in and enter anymore after it was all revealed to be massively rigged
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Lmao. The solution to the NHS crisis is…. Chatbots! https://twitter.com/stevebarclay/status/1631936520356544513?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg
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OwlFancier posted:Honestly if you stick to the value menu a mcdonalds isn't a bad snack. I usually get a couple of the single cheeseburgers, doesn't quite beat out a sainsburys meal deal but it's hot at least. McDonalds Saver Menu is, penny for penny, far tastier and better value than any poverty porn garbage Jack Monroe could come up with Edit. Saw this on Twitter today which was news to me. https://twitter.com/tpgroberts/status/1631391429955035145?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg smellmycheese fucked around with this message at 19:21 on Mar 4, 2023 |
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happyhippy posted:Pepsi Max is my fav coke variant. I had a Maccas in America last week and it was loving awful compared to a UK one. Disgusting
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I was waiting for a mention of flat screen TVs there that never came Meanwhile on Normal Island… https://twitter.com/iwriteok/status/1632365822076174336?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg
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fuctifino posted:Or cull the people in the queue and use the meat to feed the people at the foodbanks? Let’s not talk about who the kings brother has “anointed with chrism”
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Ruin your Sunday by picturing Camilla shouting “Give me the Chrism Charlie!”
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Mebh posted:So we had coronation chicken and jubilee chicken. Tampon Terrine
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:I get the impression the NI secretary post is used mostly to insult north ireland The only people who think the British government gives the tiniest poo poo about NI are the DUP and the impoverished fools who vote for them
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The Perfect Element posted:The way that guy bootlicks Sue Gray really feeds the fire of those rumours that she's a spook. He sounds terrified of her, and also tacitly supports her being elevated to one of the most powerful positions in the country, assuming Starmer wins the next election. It’s not a rumour lol. Nobody took a loving “career break” from the civil service to run a pub in border country in the 1980s. The fact that supposedly serious newspapers are prepared to publish that spin is objectively hilarious
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“Honestly Nigel. Life here in Surrey can seem so dreary sometimes with all this tiresome government paperwork. I think what we need is a breath of fresh air. Let’s go and run a pub on the Irish Border in the middle of a loving civil war”
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This woman is regarded as one of the leading brains in British education. https://twitter.com/miss_snuffy/status/1632332719416901632?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg
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Barry Foster posted:Is there a single high profile person in this country who is considered a Big Smarty who isn't actually a complete drooling moron (and usually a fascist as well)? I honestly can't think of a single person in this country who gets accolades for their intelligence or competence who I respect in any way whatsoever. Here’s Galaxy Brain Dom Cummings wife also opining on education 
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Sir Sidney Poitier posted:I managed to never go for a poo poo in the school toilets in all my years there, but I guess I wasn't drinking coffee at that age. This you? 
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