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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Leave posted:

Indicted means he's actually been charged, right? Not convicted just yet, but this is still a big step forward?

i thought grand juries only indict with a very high probability of conviction

HAIL SATAN

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Mappo
Apr 27, 2009

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Can I get a hail satan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbSQwKlsB_E

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

i thought grand juries only indict with a very high probability of conviction

HAIL SATAN

Hail Satan!

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

i thought grand juries only indict with a very high probability of conviction

HAIL SATAN

a grand jury will indict a ham sandwich is what I was told

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

US Berder Patrol posted:

a grand jury will indict a ham sandwich is what I was told

Yeah well just look at the guy.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Can I get a hail satan

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Can I get a hail satan

Hail Satan!


https://twitter.com/WUTangKids/status/1641559893294424064

Handsome Ralph fucked around with this message at 23:39 on Mar 30, 2023

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM

Meanwhile

https://twitter.com/esqueer_/status/1641519491791069200?s=46

If you have to say “I never inspired a bomb threat” to a sitting member of Congress you should probably reevaluate your life choices. Also I continue to adore AOC.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/peterbakernyt/status/1641556384163438594?t=d9xWm4D0XKm6sSQvq6FhbQ&s=19

Lol

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

lmao

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Comrade Blyatlov posted:

i thought grand juries only indict with a very high probability of conviction

HAIL SATAN

The DA are the ones who bring cases to grand jury, so a case is probably only going to show before them if the DA thinks they can either win it or plea it. It's a bit of self selection.

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

incredible content on its way

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1641570852381523974?t=GfEQ2Dsn_JGlzXjDVPjxKQ&s=19

[drill tweet] I'm not mad, don't print that I'm mad

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

The Suffering of the Succotash.

I'm gonna need more lube.

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Be prepared
Fun Shoe

This loving moron's brain is mush. Does this stupid gently caress think that he represents the country? How the gently caress is this an attack on "our country?" What the gently caress is wrong with this dumb piece of poo poo.

It's an attack on you, you big baby. What a whiney little gently caress.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





[quote="Bored As gently caress" post="530846780"]
This loving moron's brain is mush. Does this stupid gently caress think that he represents the country? How the gently caress is this an attack on "our country?"

of course he doesn't think that, the point is to rile up j6ers

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





also it's ARE COUNTRY

TheWeedNumber
Apr 20, 2020

by sebmojo

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

also it's ARE COUNTRY

YERR GAWDAMN RITE IT ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

CLEETUS GET THE TRUCK111!!!!

Pine Cone Jones
Dec 6, 2009

You throw me the acorn, I throw you the whip!
There is a part of me that doesn't want trump to be convicted just yet, needs to wait long enough to blunt desantis' run.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May
There's part of me which thinks that it says something not great about our country that it took 45 presidents before one was actually charged with a crime.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

pantslesswithwolves posted:

If you have to say “I never inspired a bomb threat” to a sitting member of Congress you should probably reevaluate your life choices.

I would say that to MTG.

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

When can we expect unsealing?

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


bulletsponge13 posted:

When can we expect unsealing?

https://twitter.com/ManhattanDA/status/1641579988360019968?t=EnZ0Js9FNv1YoH4oRE5I8Q&s=19

No idea

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
First I've seen on ANYTHING related to what's in the indictment, but absolutely be wary of this one until you see the actual paper or a real statement:

https://twitter.com/PaulaReidCNN/status/1641581182562213889?t=rV74iwAxBA-jrLmqZAYokg&s=19

https://twitter.com/costareports/status/1641587401524150272?t=RSu4UDVCu2pNqr3k9QnkNA&s=19

Every Cohen payment might be a separate count based on that logic! And apparently the indictment unseals on arraignment, so it may be a while.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Not to cut through the Trump news but Finland joined NATO

https://twitter.com/MarinSanna/status/1641547911530967044?t=lEGWNLYjzcnsj24cGXHFKA&s=19

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers






Double hell yeah

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011


Holy poo poo, what a day.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Finland was always the easy one, Sweden is the one that Erdogan has always been acting like a prick about. Still not real sure where that is, as there's some heavy diplomacy going on there.

Pine Cone Jones
Dec 6, 2009

You throw me the acorn, I throw you the whip!
https://www.vice.com/en/article/y3wgv5/missouri-voted-to-defund-public-libraries-book-bans

"Missouri Reps Just Voted to Completely Defund the State’s Public Libraries
The new budget sets funds for libraries to $0. Library groups say the move is retaliation for suing the state over its recent book ban law."

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

US Berder Patrol posted:

a grand jury will indict a ham sandwich is what I was told

What about hamburgers?


Should I call my doctor after four hours if it happens naturally?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Pine Cone Jones posted:

https://www.vice.com/en/article/y3wgv5/missouri-voted-to-defund-public-libraries-book-bans

"Missouri Reps Just Voted to Completely Defund the State’s Public Libraries
The new budget sets funds for libraries to $0. Library groups say the move is retaliation for suing the state over its recent book ban law."

Attila the Hun was less committed to destroying civilization than this.

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously


Lol TMZ gonna be paying five figures for photos of the fingerprinting maybe six if there’s video.

facialimpediment posted:

Finland was always the easy one, Sweden is the one that Erdogan has always been acting like a prick about. Still not real sure where that is, as there's some heavy diplomacy going on there.

Guessing he’s shaking the tree to see what kind of payoff he can get. He was already looking vulnerable in Turkish elections pre-earthquake.

stackofflapjacks
Apr 7, 2009

Mmmmm

facialimpediment posted:

Finland was always the easy one, Sweden is the one that Erdogan has always been acting like a prick about. Still not real sure where that is, as there's some heavy diplomacy going on there.

While true, Sweden is also relatively easier to slow walk the accession due to geography. Although I would love to see a naval invasion equivalent of hey diddle diddle straight up the middle through the Baltic Sea. Russia may have run out of Marines for this..

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Pine Cone Jones posted:

https://www.vice.com/en/article/y3wgv5/missouri-voted-to-defund-public-libraries-book-bans

"Missouri Reps Just Voted to Completely Defund the State’s Public Libraries
The new budget sets funds for libraries to $0. Library groups say the move is retaliation for suing the state over its recent book ban law."

The Senate will probably strip that out along with other stupid "anti-woke" stunts like

quote:

Under Richey’s amendment, the state could not spend any money on “staffing, vendors, consultants, or programs associated with ‘Diversity, Equity and Inclusion’ or ‘Diversity, Equity and Belonging’ or programs that promote “preferential treatment of any individual or group of individuals based upon race, color, religion, sex, gender, sexuality, ethnicity, national origin, or ancestry; 2) the concept that disparities are necessarily tied to oppression; 3) collective guilt ideologies; 4) intersectional or divisive identity activism; or, 5) the limiting of freedom of conscience, thought, or speech.”

because as others have pointed out,

quote:

Almost every large company that sells to the state has diversity and inclusion initiatives, including Ameren, the electric supplier to the capitol.

“I wouldn’t know what we wouldn’t be able to have our lights on because Ameren has diversity, equity inclusion in their mission and staff associated with it,” Merideth said. “It’s absolutely bonkers.”

Nuclear Tourist
Apr 7, 2005

I think I mentioned it in some previous CE thread, but I wouldn't be surprised if Erdogan cockblocks Sweden's NATO bid until they agree to start extraditing Kurdish dissidents back to Turkey or some similarly heinous poo poo.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

facialimpediment posted:

First I've seen on ANYTHING related to what's in the indictment, but absolutely be wary of this one until you see the actual paper or a real statement:

https://twitter.com/PaulaReidCNN/status/1641581182562213889?t=rV74iwAxBA-jrLmqZAYokg&s=19

https://twitter.com/costareports/status/1641587401524150272?t=RSu4UDVCu2pNqr3k9QnkNA&s=19

Every Cohen payment might be a separate count based on that logic! And apparently the indictment unseals on arraignment, so it may be a while.

This seems to be really picking up steam with credible sources.

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

CBJSprague24 posted:

This seems to be really picking up steam with credible sources.

Any links or more details?

This is making me- nostalgic isn't the right word, but something like that- for daily checking to see if I will be a Warlord or take the Kids to school.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Nuclear Tourist posted:

I think I mentioned it in some previous CE thread, but I wouldn't be surprised if Erdogan cockblocks Sweden's NATO bid until they agree to start extraditing Kurdish dissidents back to Turkey or some similarly heinous poo poo.

Sweden should agree and just renege on it immediately after they've gotten in. Like just blatantly repeatedly lose the paperwork they receive for it. Nobody actually gets sent back.

Steezo
Jun 16, 2003
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!


bulletsponge13 posted:

Any links or more details?

This is making me- nostalgic isn't the right word, but something like that- for daily checking to see if I will be a Warlord or take the Kids to school.

Why not both? Imagine Immortan Joe with an up armored wasteland schoolbus, the doof warrior is the music teacher.

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Midjack posted:

Sweden should agree and just renege on it immediately after they've gotten in. Like just blatantly repeatedly lose the paperwork they receive for it. Nobody actually gets sent back.

It would be a shame if one of the countries along the route of the extradition flight ordered the plane down because of an “e-mail from Hamas”. :grin:

Platystemon fucked around with this message at 03:34 on Mar 31, 2023

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