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Arrath posted:Grimes is Musks ex and baby mama, of the kid with characters in their name that I wouldn't even know where to find in my phone's keyboard. lol that you think that this uniquely identifies the kid There are two of them. orange juche posted:https://twitter.com/Browtweaten/status/1631004274439192593?s=20 “This is why you don’t do acid, kids.”
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Elon’s mother is the only woman in his life who has not distanced herself from him.
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Just open a Starbucks inside the Starbucks. Ain’t no way that the fractal Starbucks will unionize.
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The Russians tried to build a new city in the United States. Hammer City
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Milo and POTUS posted:Are you familiar with the LDS lol The church that very generously allowed the I can’t imagine why they’d have a white supremacy streak.
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pmchem posted:increases in life expectancy Good news on that front.
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lightpole posted:The WFH people here are definitely on the better end of the job spectrum but I'm bay area. Well America is trying to address the discrepancy between then and now in one way. Two, if you count the return of child labor.
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Kith posted:speaking of the world's most divorced man, he continues to make very good choices takes wrecking ball to building “This thing is extremely brittle for no good reason!”
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I thought that he would have to buy it eventually, but that he could make business at Twitter miserable enough for long enough to negotiate a somewhat smaller premium for the purchase. I underestimated the speed and fineness of the chancery court’s wheels.
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If someone who you think you have total power over is talking like this to you,quote:Oh! I forgot to mention that I read you can't go to the toilet on your own either @elonmusk You should seriously consider that they know something that you don’t. I mean, I think that this in particular was posted after the “firing”, but Musk could have Googled the guy. He didn’t even have to place a call to HR to see this one coming. Platystemon fucked around with this message at 02:09 on Mar 8, 2023 |
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:wait, 2.47am? what timezone is that? was he seriously trying to pwn this dude at 3am???? That’s EST. Musk had flown into Oakland (PST) from Austin (CST) the afternoon before, so it was either 23:47 or 1:47 on his own time zone. Platystemon fucked around with this message at 02:16 on Mar 8, 2023 |
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The Zimmermann Telegram but Mexico accepts. 😈
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Look, all I’m saying is that if it kills fewer than three hundred thousand Americans per year, Joe Biden should not treat it as a national emergency.
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You know, for centuries, in the Latin alphabet ‘V’ and ‘U’ were the same thing. What I am saying here is that that “SUB” bank has gone under. It has been financially dominated. Please don’t probe me for bad puns.
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Look, Jorp is just worried that the robots are coming for his job.
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:Yeah, about that... Print this out on poster board put it on one of those easels that members of Congress love. You can’t tell me that life expectancy is lower now than it was in 1997 but also so high that it’s a critical problem. It was higher than it is now that for a solid quarter century.
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Reject modernity. Embrace sponsons.
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Nick Soapdish posted:https://twitter.com/andreaapetersen/status/1635648656421339138?t=ZEaiKEKEFz9RJCrT7ulcWg&s=19 ‘WSJ’ is literally an anagram of ‘SJW’. Wake up, sheeple!
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CONGRESS CREATED WATER WORLD
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Mar 15, 2023 07:57
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Wow. At least have the balls to ask them to point it at you and pull the trigger.
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After making a mistake like that, I would simply fly to the other side and defect. Note to anyone reading this in a professional capacity: the above sentence comprises a joke.
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Tiny Timbs posted:Every once in a while I think about the absolute balls on the jeopardy producer for making himself the new host They call this move the “Dick Cheney”.
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I hope that DJT isn’t indicted on the basis that U.S. Marshals lack jurisdiction in Hell.
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facialimpediment posted:Basically hinting at another January 6th and going to Waco is hilariously on the nose. Janet Reno knew when to check out.
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Fifty million dollars? Mark Zuckerberg could have funded that program and still had 99.9% of the money sunk on Metaverse left to light on fire.
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Discussion Quorum posted:People make entire careers out of this grift. Make doomer forecasts every month for a decade so that when a crash happens you can go on CNBC/FBN as "the guy who called it" Recently someone responded to a comment I had made on another forum over a decade ago, in which I dismissed worries that the U.S. would see hyperinflation “like Weimar Germany”. If they can move the goalposts like that, they can declare victory on anything.
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Ron DeSantis is a funny guy.
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NYPD would gun down a dozen innocent bystanders in the excitement.
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Joe Biden was born closer to Abraham Lincoln’s inauguration than to his own.
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Biden’s advanced age isn’t the reason that he is historically unpopular. It is however an excellent official reason to bow out and let primaries decide your successor.
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I have Trump’s nuclear diagram right here. Current or former U.S. military do not read. 
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:That's clearly fake because it doesn't have his stupid loving signature in 18 places It’s a diagram of a sentence from a speech he gave in 2015. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Elhyo-_fR0E
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Has this thread’s title always featured the singular “Event”?
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Zamujasa posted:That does make me wonder, now; given Florida's increasingly strict don't-say-gay bill, are we going to see gender and sexuality pamphlets air-dropped around schools? If you do that, some “lone wolf” will commit terrorism against you.
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Re cops and social media, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keNwBmHunWM
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It’s conceivable that it’s a powdered sugar explosion or similar.
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Milo and POTUS posted:Was this the one that that terrible comic nerd kicked off  But seriously, “sort of”. Chuck “Space Diaper” Wendig is not a party to the lawsuit, but only because he caught so much flak for his bad takes that he had to write an article entitled “No, I Am Not Suing The Internet Archive”.
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