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What will cause the heavyweight title to stay vacant this time?
This poll is closed.
Jon Jones goes on a pre-fight bender in Vegas 3 8.11%
Jon Jones goes on a post-fight bender in Vegas 1 2.70%
Jon Jones goes on a mid-fight bender in Vegas 4 10.81%
Jon Jones tests positive for supercocaine, which USADA spends the next three months pretending is normal 18 48.65%
A well-fought majority draw 1 2.70%
No Contest on account of simultaneous dick kicks 10 27.03%
Total: 37 votes
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Hollandia
Jul 27, 2007

rattus rattus


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GTO posted:

I would not be at all surprised to see some nasty eye poking, which can completely change a fight and although often warned on is rarely penalised.
Jones' Wikipedia page has a section on his eye pokes.

Also, lol

Hollandia fucked around with this message at 01:10 on Mar 5, 2023

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Hollandia
Jul 27, 2007

rattus rattus


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Nierbo posted:


Cody Garbrandt $85k $85k $10k
Trevin Jones $30k N/A $6k
Derek Brunson $210k N/A $15k
Dricus du Plessis $30k $30k $6k
This has some real 'please help me, my fight promotion company is dying' energy.

Hollandia
Jul 27, 2007

rattus rattus


Grimey Drawer
The speed and accuracy he displays when securing his coke is truly some veteran moves, you can tell he's been here before.

Hollandia
Jul 27, 2007

rattus rattus


Grimey Drawer
Belal doing an Iron Sheik style heel turn would be pretty great, I agree

Hollandia
Jul 27, 2007

rattus rattus


Grimey Drawer

kimbo305 posted:

Where's Jingliang's cooking show dammit.

I've been asking this.

Hollandia
Jul 27, 2007

rattus rattus


Grimey Drawer
Jesus, that just keeps going

Hollandia
Jul 27, 2007

rattus rattus


Grimey Drawer
If we removed Dana White from the UFC management structure, we'd still have an organisation that puts on fights.

Hollandia
Jul 27, 2007

rattus rattus


Grimey Drawer

LobsterMobster posted:

:siren: B league preview, but christ, this card is dire edition :siren:

Mandel “Rat Garbage” Nallo
Joey “Black Ice” Davis vs “Jazzy” Jeff Creighton
Josh “The Zoo Keeper” San Diego
Nick “Nyquil” Browne
Ashley “Smashley” Cummins

Come on now LobMob, a jokes a joke but you're going too far with these ridiculous made up names

Hollandia
Jul 27, 2007

rattus rattus


Grimey Drawer
He's like one of those toys that gets huge in water, goddamn

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Hollandia
Jul 27, 2007

rattus rattus


Grimey Drawer
Is there a rough timeframe on when the next TUF season would start?

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