UFC/MMA: Face Gane and March Backwards Into Hell

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What will cause the heavyweight title to stay vacant this time? This poll is closed.
Jon Jones goes on a pre-fight bender in Vegas	3	8.11%
Jon Jones goes on a post-fight bender in Vegas	1	2.70%
Jon Jones goes on a mid-fight bender in Vegas	4	10.81%
Jon Jones tests positive for supercocaine, which USADA spends the next three months pretending is normal	18	48.65%
A well-fought majority draw	1	2.70%
No Contest on account of simultaneous dick kicks	10	27.03%
Total:	37 votes

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Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

and vampire sexuality

# ¿ Mar 2, 2023 06:58

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 03:53

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

BlindSite posted:

Writing off Jon Jones strength against anyone is folly. He's literally been stronger where and when it counts than everyone he's fought and the worst place to fight Jones is at his kicking range where he's just going to gently caress up your legs and interupt your timing.

Yeah he's a cheat, yeah he's a piece of poo poo, but he's also the greatest mixed martial artist above 185 in history.

I agree with this post unconditionally. I also have been in a coma since 2015 and only just awoke

# ¿ Mar 3, 2023 23:10

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

God bless Mark Hunt

# ¿ Mar 6, 2023 02:53

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

Alexa Grassowns. I saw her live in Invicta on the card the Karate Hottie executed a Japanese grandmother. Glad she finally made it to the top, that's a long loving climb in MMA.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2023 04:34

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

I am confident literally everyone working for UFC who is not Dana White or some other c level employee is paid less than they should be.

# ¿ Mar 10, 2023 19:03

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

no stay and post more rear end slap actually

# ¿ Mar 13, 2023 21:35

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

DoombatINC posted:

Oh man that cat's either gonna ask me an impossible riddle or walk straight into a wall without slowing down, no middle ground between the two

There is a third option: Full Goblin

# ¿ Mar 14, 2023 03:36

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

I'll deny whatever I want. Dustin Poirier, Christ, my sexual feelings for other men. Doesn't matter, I'm a loving warrior. just me me bang bro

# ¿ Mar 22, 2023 22:44

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

Absolute prose.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2023 04:54

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

Gimli is my best friend. I would die fighting alongside Gimli

# ¿ Mar 24, 2023 20:42

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

Remember when UFC rankings first rolles out and all the media people has their ballots published and the one French guy they had kept insisting Francis Carmont was like the third greatest pound for pound fighter of all time? And all the Brazilians put Aldo higher in the p4p and Conor lower after their fight? Rankings rule

# ¿ Mar 27, 2023 22:42

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 03:53

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

Finally, a winnable match for Alan Belcher

# ¿ Mar 31, 2023 05:16

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