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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > UFC/MMA: Face Gane and March Backwards Into Hell
What will cause the heavyweight title to stay vacant this time?
This poll is closed.
Jon Jones goes on a pre-fight bender in Vegas 3 8.11%
Jon Jones goes on a post-fight bender in Vegas 1 2.70%
Jon Jones goes on a mid-fight bender in Vegas 4 10.81%
Jon Jones tests positive for supercocaine, which USADA spends the next three months pretending is normal 18 48.65%
A well-fought majority draw 1 2.70%
No Contest on account of simultaneous dick kicks 10 27.03%
Total: 37 votes
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Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

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I fully expect Jon to win a boring decision and then crash a car into a strip club in like 3 weeks time.

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Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

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How much do you all think this would change if Dana hypothetically were to uh, disappear?

* # ¿ Mar 4, 2023 21:33
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Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

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Weeeeell gently caress. :smith:

* # ¿ Mar 5, 2023 07:08
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Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

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Still mad but also laughing at jon doing an unironic Carlton-style dance afterwards

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Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

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Wtf Derek Brunson?

Presumably a typo

* # ¿ Mar 6, 2023 05:42
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Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

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Anti Horse-meat Agenda

* # ¿ Mar 15, 2023 13:28
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Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

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The Heferee!

* # ¿ Mar 18, 2023 22:02
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Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

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I stopped watching after the post-fight interviews, did they bring colby out at the presser or something?

I liked leon just not giving colby a shred of attention in his interview, it's the worst thing possible for a guy like that.

* # ¿ Mar 19, 2023 11:08
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Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

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DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:

I don’t really understand this take. Colby is the biggest draw outside of Masvidal they could make, and there’s a good chance that Leon wins. That gives him more shine.

They’re also 100% hoping that Masvidal wins against Burns. If they do that and Leon wins, that’ll be the next title fight, meaning that Leon will start his reign off fighting the two most popular draws, which is the opposite of hobbling IMO.

And looking after that…if they can convince Nate to come back, that’s the obvious third fight. And then if Conor beats Chandler, that’s another fight. Leon’s in pretty good shape to fight 4 out of the top 6 or 7 draws at the company. All in matchups that he should be a sizable favorite for outside of Colby imo. He would be one of the biggest stars if he can pull it off and incredibly wealthy.

Sucks to be Muhammad or Rakhmonov. I think they only get title fights if absolutely necessary.

This is all true and simoultaneously describes exactly what is so wrong with UFC matchmaking these days, it loving sucks.

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Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

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I saw some poo poo on twitter that's probably fake, but apparently Leon said he'd just straight up refuse to fight Colby next, anyone got an actual source for this?

* # ¿ Mar 20, 2023 23:22
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