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| Jon Jones goes on a pre-fight bender in Vegas |
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3 | 8.11% |
| Jon Jones goes on a post-fight bender in Vegas |
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1 | 2.70% |
| Jon Jones goes on a mid-fight bender in Vegas |
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4 | 10.81% |
| Jon Jones tests positive for supercocaine, which USADA spends the next three months pretending is normal |
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18 | 48.65% |
| A well-fought majority draw |
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1 | 2.70% |
| No Contest on account of simultaneous dick kicks |
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10 | 27.03% |
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The OP chokes Awful App into a forever-spinning  which I will blame on the Jon Jones curse.
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I gave GSP a pass when he got the immediate middleweight shot, but he also wasn’t a rampant cheat.
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Mar 2, 2023 04:45
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Sweaty IT Nerd posted:Jones is going to set the record for felonies and then crash into a strip club in a white Bronco.
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Mar 4, 2023 04:12
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where’s my prize for not cheating
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Mar 4, 2023 07:10
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Fozzy The Bear posted:https://twitter.com/jedigoodman/status/1631849812055445504 I think the only ban he's ever stuck to was Paul Daley.
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Mar 4, 2023 18:00
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Brut posted:It's a little hard to tell from context how much of what he's saying is "I won't let him fight in the UFC" and how much is "We've failed negotiations with him for years, it's realistically never gonna happen". Now obviously the reason for the failed negotiations is probably his own greed and desire to underpay everyone etc, but like if Ngannou suddenly decides he wants to fight for the same amount he was being paid before, I have a feeling Dana won't say no.
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Mar 4, 2023 18:48
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Jerusalem posted:Mr. Bulger please don't blow your cover, the world thinks you're dead.
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Mar 5, 2023 04:12
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Atom is that you
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Mar 5, 2023 16:55
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maybe if the UFC paid fighters instead of anyone reasonably athletic and north of 225lbs seeing the NFL as safer, more ethical, and vastly more lucrative
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Mar 5, 2023 19:57
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Brut posted:Obviously UFC should pay fighters more but the difference between MMA pay (in any organization, even for champions) and NFL pay is astronomical isn't it?
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Mar 5, 2023 20:11
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Mekchu posted:How is it considered unsuccessful if the kick connected with Jones' cup and caused the fight to need a break in the action for Jones to recover from the nut shot?
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Mar 5, 2023 23:58
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DON’T HOLD DE SHORTZ
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Mar 6, 2023 00:11
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Snowman_McK posted:pretty sure you can make more as a bouncer in a mid sized city than you can in the UFC.
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Mar 6, 2023 04:00
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12/12 is loving dogshit considering prelim fighters were getting 5/5 prior to Griffin-Bonnar 1.
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Mar 6, 2023 05:40
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brian posted:you know they're going to act like the UFC is the only possible way to fight for money other than brawling in underground criminal fight clubs too, once again denying paul daley's existence
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Mar 6, 2023 19:09
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Calvinist upbringing, Calvinball lifestyle.
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Mar 7, 2023 02:00
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DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:lmfao. picturing a coked out Hobbes just eyepoking the poo poo out of Calvin Hollandia posted:This has some real 'please help me, my fight promotion company is dying' energy.
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Mar 7, 2023 05:02
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It was way simpler, but that one’s nice too xD
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Mar 7, 2023 14:03
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Mar 9, 2023 03:23
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“In theatres” eh? What kind?
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Mar 9, 2023 18:40
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it doesn’t help that Bruce is starting to look like his own deepfake
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Mar 9, 2023 23:31
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Kragger99 posted:I used to be a MMA fighter like you, then I took a kick in the knee
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Mar 11, 2023 04:40
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It looks like his opponent's femur isn't in line with the kick and the thick part of his shin is below the impact, so the kneecap takes the full force. Maybe better than I originally thought since presumably you can bolster the kneecap more easily than you can rehab an ACL? Either way it's loving brutal.
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Mar 11, 2023 05:16
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when VC money starts flowing again I'm pitching a premium VR/braindance/gig economy subscription for power slap where everyone watching is also slapped
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Mar 13, 2023 01:50
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Izzy should not be talking poo poo about going to sleep in round 5.
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Mar 13, 2023 03:57
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CarlCX posted:Oh no, my friend. That was the big glitzy season finale. They were astroturfing fake engagement to pretend people watched its championship blowoff.
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Mar 13, 2023 12:14
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hoping dana enters his off-strip howard hughes phase and power slap season 3 is held entirely in his hotel suite while he alone watches in a bathrobe
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Mar 14, 2023 01:19
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Sweaty IT Nerd posted:Anyway, laugh at Dana and dig them cats and dogs. That's my motto.
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Mar 14, 2023 03:28
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He picks that baggie immediately omg
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Mar 14, 2023 04:33
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send colby to white power slap and use a two-headed coin
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Mar 19, 2023 02:16
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Snowman_McK posted:There's still some beautiful timing, as the suplex-bar comes right after Joe says 'at this point, getting to the final bell would be a real achievement for Borg'
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Mar 21, 2023 03:37
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GSP-Masvidal would have looked like when Usman smeared him on late replacement, except the same thing would happen even with the best camp of Jorge’s life.
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Mar 22, 2023 03:14
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It’s absolutely crushing when you consider she’s the woman who handled Ronda like a bullfighter.
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Mar 23, 2023 04:33
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Jesus that's the Middle Easy Mascot? He looks like poo poo.
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Mar 25, 2023 16:39
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Spaced God posted:Wait what the gently caress kind of rule is it that a corner can't throw in the towel? That's insane
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Mar 25, 2023 22:04
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Orange Carlisle posted:this will somehow probably still be better than the new road house with connor
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Mar 27, 2023 02:41
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chaleski posted:They'll absolutely make it an Undisputed Title if Colby's involved
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Mar 27, 2023 03:16
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Orange Carlisle posted:I think many of us are hate watching at this point
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Mar 27, 2023 03:52
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Tweak posted:maybe jake paul will save us
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Mar 27, 2023 04:44
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CommonShore posted:gently caress you I'd rather drown
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