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What will cause the heavyweight title to stay vacant this time? This poll is closed. |
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| Jon Jones goes on a pre-fight bender in Vegas |
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3 | 8.11% |
| Jon Jones goes on a post-fight bender in Vegas |
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1 | 2.70% |
| Jon Jones goes on a mid-fight bender in Vegas |
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4 | 10.81% |
| Jon Jones tests positive for supercocaine, which USADA spends the next three months pretending is normal |
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18 | 48.65% |
| A well-fought majority draw |
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1 | 2.70% |
| No Contest on account of simultaneous dick kicks |
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10 | 27.03% |
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Digital Jedi posted:Amazing thread as always Carl Do they not have a fight lined up for Big Ben yet and that's why it just says "also featuring" or is he doing a half hour lounge set between the main and co-main
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Mar 1, 2023 20:39
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With three years between bouts, talk about a heavy wait!! Thank you for loving my joke, anything is possible through christ
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Mar 2, 2023 05:44
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Yeah I'd think the biggest reason they keep using the Apex is because it lets them put on a shitload of disposable fight nights that would never otherwise sell out an arena, and do it for the lowest possible cost per card
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Mar 2, 2023 18:08
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this is also how i'm preceded whenever i arrive anywhere - grocery stores, nail salons, courtrooms,
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Mar 4, 2023 22:23
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LobsterMobster posted:Uh oh, someone made a whoopsie Now be fair, he only missed weight by 1 (one) small to medium sized adult dog
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Mar 10, 2023 19:52
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I wonder how long the white power slap hour can astroturf itself into relevancy and what the total damage will end up being - the marketing blitz felt like good money after bad before the show even aired, now we're at the "faking twitter engagement from ham-and-eggers and abandoned accounts" stage and its only the second (?) episode
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Mar 13, 2023 08:30
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ilmucche posted:Power slap loving sucks and I'm here to celebrate it not getting traction as a form of mixed martial arts (because it sucks), and because Dana White (who also sucks) thinks so highly of it and himself that he attached his name to the product (which sucks)  It is fun to ridicule bad things, especially when they fail very publicly, and it being tied to Dana White makes it as relevant of a topic here as any of the other UFC personalities' pursuits outside the octagon (opening steak restaurants, starting whiskey companies, beating up pensioners, hitting pregnant women with cars, etc)
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Mar 13, 2023 20:40
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LobsterMobster posted:Natasha Kuziutina got a cat Oh man that cat's either gonna ask me an impossible riddle or walk straight into a wall without slowing down, no middle ground between the two
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Mar 14, 2023 03:23
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Hahahaha oh poo poo you weren't joking even a little https://i.imgur.com/zPbtP3D.mp4
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Mar 14, 2023 05:00
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Snowman_McK posted:I keep forgetting that Usman is fully 6'1 since he's so jacked he somehow looks shorter. Khabib had the same thing. This is also how I feel about Uriah Hall, he looks like a chiseled featherweight that someone scaled up in photoshop
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Mar 14, 2023 23:35
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CommonShore posted:I've gone from holding out hope that the UFC will start doing things right to hoping that they keep making all of the worst loving decisions and that they gently caress up their business. Same, except all of humanity's wretched endeavors and not just the UFC
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Mar 27, 2023 03:45
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Check him for fresh scars next time he fights, with that much fluctuation he's gotta be getting stuff taken out and then put back in later
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