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Your Family
Feb 18, 2023

How are you doing? We're just a little concerned for you, that's all.

Remember, all the good stuff in life is bad for you, like eating sugar and public education.

Like your aunt used to say, "I look at you and it's like I'm looking at all the content Dante had to cut from The Divine Comedy."

Which is ironic, considering she's probably in the ninth circle of Hell as we speak.

We're only here to un-do the damage you've done to our family name.

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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

:dafuq:

BeastOfTheEdelwood
Feb 27, 2023

Led through the mist, by the milk-light of moon, all that was lost is revealed.
The Divine Comedy? That's a John Waters movie, right?

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Did you stop taking your medicine again?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Lets actually talk about you OP.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
You shouldn't be a little concerned for me.

You should be very concerned. I'm a poster. I post.

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
you saying the divine comedy was longer at some point?!

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVW8_lvs_vs

Your Family
Feb 18, 2023

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Lets actually talk about you OP.

You know us better than anyone else. We're your family. What more is there to talk about?

Go ahead then, spill some family secrets.

We're only here to un-do the damage you've done to our family name.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Let's talk about sex baby

Beard Dandruff
May 10, 2017

Want to win a consultation with Tiffany? Click
here.
Eat my rear end in a top hat.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Beard Dandruff posted:

Eat my rear end in a top hat.

this

and :gas:

Your Family
Feb 18, 2023

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Let's talk about sex baby

Oh you mean "taking a climb up gently caress mountain"? Don't act surprised, we overheard your Discord VC session on what your plans were for the Midwest FurFest after-party.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

I'm curious to see where this gimmick goes.

Not yet, my friend

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

What about me. I am me.







I think.

Dukberry
Nov 5, 2013

Earlier this week, an Australian woman emailed me and asked me to write a letter to her local council telling me how good her oat milk is. I decided not to respond because i am not Australian. I guess to bring it back to the topic at hand, I'm doing great.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


OP somehow better than all the Fox News article trash that my actual family sends me

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

YourFamily posted:

Oh you mean "taking a climb up gently caress mountain"? Don't act surprised, we overheard your Discord VC session on what your plans were for the Midwest FurFest after-party.

Excuse me the song is called taking tiger mountain by strategy. Brian Eno is no pervert, sheesh

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
Let's talk about...

:siren:S E X:siren:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzfo4txaQJA

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


you did op, you found the most unfunny gimmick

:gas:

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

YourFamily posted:

You know us better than anyone else. We're your family. What more is there to talk about?

I’m up for another father-son shower, if you are Dad.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

basically i'm a regular guy. who loves having sex.

Your Family
Feb 18, 2023

Beard Dandruff posted:

Eat my rear end in a top hat.

Our daughter, everyone.

Every beer your father drinks is your fault.

We're only here to un-do the damage you've done to our family name.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Strange unfunny gimmick.

:gas:

Your Family
Feb 18, 2023

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

I’m up for another father-son shower, if you are Dad.

Last time we took one of those I ended up giving a video deposition via Zoom to the police during the *andemic. And I'll be honest with ya, when I swore to tell the truth, brother those floodgates were opened.

We're only here to un-do the damage you've done to our family name.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Yeah I guess i could lose some weight and maybe get a haircut. Thanks for the heads-up op

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
when i finally get up the courage to post a thread it's gonna be a whole lot better than this i can tell you that

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

Konar posted:

when i finally get up the courage to post a thread it's gonna be a whole lot better than this i can tell you that

How about if I triple dog dare you to do a post

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
What’s for dinner?

Pajser
Jan 28, 2006
im a peace of poo poo loser and i always have been, but it was enjoyable cuz i've never been sober and few moments i will be sober and it's loving terrifying what the gently caress

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I fuckin bend over backwards to avoid talking about myself and the whole of my life can be summed up as 'desperately wants to be invisible' so I think I'll pass OP.

Your Family
Feb 18, 2023

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

What’s for dinner?

Just a casual jaunt on down to the Golden Corral. Hopefully this time the you-know-what's won't be there and the food will actually look edible.

Remember the last time we went there and some old couple thought you and your cousin were mass shooters scoping out the place? Now that's a classic family memory. Little did we know about your cousin at the time...

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I don't have a family, gently caress you buddy

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


I’m gay

Favonius
Nov 28, 2014

nothing to discuss OP, my life is amazing
work on yourself, be the change you wanna see

or don't, idgaf

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004


cuck

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Call me Ishmael.

Your Family
Feb 18, 2023

Pajser posted:

im a peace of poo poo loser and i always have been, but it was enjoyable cuz i've never been sober and few moments i will be sober and it's loving terrifying what the gently caress

Remember the one time you got sober and decided to try and burn the house down? We knew then that AA was wrong about you.

We're only here to un-do the damage you've done to our family name.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Something tells me that’s not an option in this family. Have fun praying the gay away :wave:

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Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

by Hand Knit
had some timtams today thanks op keep on posting

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