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trades so far: nyr acquired a second russian voltron piece toronto matched the o'reilly and reilly pair nyr built a motte and bailey castle vegas traded for dysin mayo, THE WHITEST MAN ALIVE. ottawa picked up that fan favourite future considerations anaheim got lucky number slavin boston upgraded with a garnet in an orlov cut ring colorado got a kinkaid painting for their gramma, ain't that nice nyr locked down that wood winnipeg changed their minds, they do want a trip on the niederreiter montreal and dallas swapped james bond henchmen vegas took a nice clean barbashev njd got timo meier and jfc there are like six lines for each side of this trade it's like "how to get meier across north america without getting him eaten on the other side by andreas johnsson if you leave them unattended." colorado brought jack johnson back for another run. surf's up bby tampa bought tanner jeannot FOR the farm, all of it, the entire thing nashville got isaac ratcliffe, fresh off his appearance in hogwarts legacy is jake mccabe bryan mccabe's son? who cares, toronto fans won't know the difference anyway. the canucks got a nice bloom for their garden rebuild project edmonton tried out a puistola down at the range but it's kinda wonky, doesn't sight right san jose traded for a magic the gathering card the wild got that smooth black guy from chopped, marcus samuelsson goodbye to toronto's swede squad - sandined off rough edges and got rid of engvall then toronto got luke schenn back. that's it. that's the tweet. idk it's luke schenn. edmonton caught a nice ek and brought it holm nashville came down with "austin rueschhoff." sunburn kills, kids minny nynny quisty nyr got kane. no not that kane. the other one. the other other one. the one that's deathly afraid of cabs. it's okay he'll just get a black car service anyway. cbj has jonathan quick now and as of this writing they are looking at quickly flipping him to vegas washington has retained 31% of lars eller's salary. that's an amazingly specific number. thank you, capologists, we have our own version of scorigami now. salarykeepigami? post good, be friends, no one in the nhl or fans deserve to die, unless you're brad marchand in which case i wish death on you and your family for seven generations Arivia fucked around with this message at 22:38 on Mar 1, 2023 |
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Diet Crack posted:was there a directive to do as much crazy poo poo at trade deadline that I missed in the CBA or what don't curse it we've been asking for more at the trade deadline for years
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Mar 2, 2023 00:14
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tarbrush posted:I have missed the Hronek trade between threads, what was it? to be clear no trades got missed between threads, i intentionally picked a quiet period so that wouldn't happen. we just kinda didn't post the hronek one's details or something.
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Starsfan posted:Man the thing that had me sick about the Stars potentially grabbing Chychrun was I thought for sure they'd have to give up one of their blue chip prospects.. I guess not (though the Stars don't have a 1st round pick in 2023 to trade so I guess it wasn't happening anyway). how the absolute gently caress is mavrik bourque a real name are we reaching the point where we're just cutting out vowels from edgy zoomer names like maverick on top of the usual chl name curse or is this an ethnic name i'm not aware of and i am just sounding really loving racist if so i apologize
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Mar 2, 2023 00:56
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i fuckin can't any more this goddamn league and the weirdest goddamn white people names
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Mar 2, 2023 01:26
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T-Bone posted:e: Also apparently the Devils are looking at adding goalie depth which is kinda surprising to me with how well Schmid has played even if Blackwood can't stay healthy. Guessing it would be a veteran dude they could stash in the AHL? jonathan quick, please come up!
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Mar 2, 2023 10:08
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Levitate posted:I feel like doxing her is going to have some bad outcomes as well...but also maybe dont' start poo poo on social media with people who can dox you? i dunno i don't think it's really doxxing to name someone who's doing their job shittily in public. like yeah it's gonna result in blowback but going "okay the nyr social media manager's name is bleh" is public info, and it's better to have it confirmed than have a bunch of internet detectives yelling at interns or whatever.
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Mar 2, 2023 22:05
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OldSenileGuy posted:I doubt there's anyone even in the organization besides her who pays attention to social media, and she's certainly not gonna tell her bosses that she's gettin cooked in the replies of every tweet. I would say that it might matter if you reported it up the chain but lol dolan.
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Mar 2, 2023 22:18
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Henrik Zetterberg posted:This is funny, but does Columbus not realize that he was a goalie? he's wearing goalie gear so i think so, yes
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do we think duthie goes mad from too much trades or no trades today
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Mike_V posted:The Blues traded for Vrana Tossed salad and scrambled brains
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ThinkTank posted:There are no hockey gods There are, but they are cruel and uncaring and have been personally spurned by aquilini
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Mar 3, 2023 15:31
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ThinkTank posted:What must I do to win back their favour? Sacrifice your first round pick in Stanley Park
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Mar 3, 2023 15:32
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Mike Works posted:TSN Canucks beat reporter (Farhan Lalji) says the Canucks turned down 2 firsts for Miller, I am numb. Two firsts what the hell Vancouver
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Wonderllama posted:Icy mountain I’m glad to see the op stuck lol
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Mar 3, 2023 18:48
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Koopa Kid posted:. What do you want? Maybe another goalie?
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Mar 3, 2023 20:06
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eXXon posted:One of the Sportsnet talking heads last night said Kyle made sure to leave exactly enough cap space to fit in both Kerfoot and Murray, so temper your expectations accordingly. idk if that's kyle i think that's more pridham, but yeah
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Mar 3, 2023 20:16
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triple sulk posted:the red wings are cool though and i'm glad i got to see the joe before it was torn down honestly i don't know how detroit held themselves back from eating the giant big jos louis in the middle of their downtown i'd have taken a bite years ago
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Mar 3, 2023 20:49
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he dealt it and he DEFINITELY smelt it
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CBJSprague24 posted:Columbus has had several sellouts this season for a terrible hockey team. Give them a reward. honestly if i was in the area and had the money i would go see cbj no matter how bad the team is overall just to hear the cannon irl once. that's cool and special.
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Mar 4, 2023 18:58
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eXXon posted:It's a recording played over the sound system because the woke NHL doesn't want to "permanently deafen their fans" or whatever. boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Does McDavid play on the penalty kill? Matthews doesn’t, so that would account for some of the differences.
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rex rabidorum vires posted:I only pulled numbers for 5v5 specifically to avoid special teams numbers. I could include powerplay/pk/all situations...and I specifically *always* use Matthews when trying to compare/contrast with Conor 'cause uh well that should be obvious shouldn't it? Oh I must have missed that, my bad. Either way it was still a good point I just wasn’t sure.
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Mar 7, 2023 18:23
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Mind_Taker posted:Saying McDavid isn’t clearly the best player in the league because he’s below average defensively is like saying Ullmark isn’t the best goalie this year because he doesn’t throw the body enough. goalies can throw the body with those crazy all or nothing poke checks that either work great or just concede a goal
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Mar 8, 2023 00:04
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shyduck posted:Nah I think TDA should be suspended for the rest of the season and the remainder of his contract You’re supposed to throw anvils to the Flyers, not life savers.
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Eric the Mauve posted:If 2 games is the price tag on spearing Corey Perry in the nuts then guys are going to be queueing up by the hundreds all over the league, and also is there a form I have to fill out to add my name to the waiting list, or new thread title: line up to spear corey perry in the nuts
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rex rabidorum vires posted:muffled incoherent screaming is heard They said clutch and grab not clutch and gag
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Hand Knit posted:This doesn't seem like it's going anywhere good, does it? Fletcher-less arrows Fly higher new thread title please
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Mar 10, 2023 19:56
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i forget who but someone wanted an org chart of the flyers so they could understand how things work under briere so i made it for you
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some kinda jackal posted:Been a long time, NHL thread, just checking in to see if the Habs still suck. They made it to the cup finals one really weird year in the last five, I’m not even joking
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i gotta be honest if you're the owner i think "no i want to keep my favourite player don't trade him i like him" is a completely reasonable and understandable instruction, even if it's objectively wrong for cap management purposes or whatever
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SilvergunSuperman posted:The emergency backup goalie thing is funny for everyone, it's not some huge own on leafs fans. im very owned
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ThinkTank posted:McDavid set the post lockout single season points record with 14 games to go. And only 12 people saw it.
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Aphrodite posted:It's a ghost kitchen so the actual food is probably made at like whatever the english Canada version of Applebee's is. Montana’s.
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Krime posted:Has anyone mentioned that Hextall built a really lovely team lately? He hexed them.
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Koopa Kid posted:Reimer’s participated in many jersey promotions in his career, jerseys are both literal advertising and contain paid ads, teams don’t “stick to sports” and routinely promote the military, police, and nationalism. This is not a hypothetical discussion about whether the player feels comfortable promoting or endorsing something outside of his personal or religious viewpoint, he literally does it all the time. These are dogwhistles for the desire to be intolerant of specific groups of people and we have a word for that. "playoff poster"
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Darude - Adam Sandstorm posted:Ok but I live in Canada and the NHL is not B tier here. And that's my point, its some nonsense frame of reference thing and it doesn't matter. Its only used by people to poo poo on something they care about for I have no idea what reason. In Canada hockey is losing ground to soccer FAST. Like we’re becoming a more diverse nation but a lot of “old stock Canadians” (white conservatives) aren’t having kids who are growing up to become hockey fans, it’s lots of racialized immigrants who are starting their kids on soccer instead of that weird super expensive razors on your feet on ice game. I’m making an observation about demographics to be clear, nothing wrong with Canada becoming more diverse and they can replace my white rear end any day.
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T-Bone posted:I'm gonna base the Chase Stillman offboard pick by Fitzgerald on covid drafting but man that was a dogshit pick. Metal Legaen is my favorite mecha anime.
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Diet Crack posted:is this why Marchand deleted his twitter? wasn't he chirping at fans of other teams who tagged him? probably the kind of thing that's wise to delete an account over, even if it's not actually a Big Problem
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ThinkTank posted:The marketing heights of the most talented individual in pro sports at the moment. I think you're incorrect, I bet Shohei Ohtani is much better at selling things in his home country.
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