NHL Stretch Run n/v: Associated with "No, Not Those Ones"

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Mike Works: Feb 26, 2003

WE ARE IN 6TH LAST IN THE LEAGUE, LET'S RETOOL ON THE FLY BABY, GOTTA GET RID OF OUR CAPTAIN BECAUSE WE SIGNED THIN BLUE LINE GUY, OH gently caress GOTTA TRADE THIN BLUE LINE GUY THAT CONTRACT IS TOO BIG WHO GAVE HIM THAT

# ¿ Mar 1, 2023 23:31

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 14:37

Mike Works: Feb 26, 2003

Hearing Demko is getting moved for Hextall. The trade is 1 for 1.

# ¿ Mar 2, 2023 02:08

Mike Works: Feb 26, 2003

Can't speak for the rest of CAS that's going batshit right now but as for me, they won zero Cups in the Nixon-Biden era. Even if they never get near another Cup in my lifetime, that'll kinda suck but still totally worth it for the ride from n/a. And just the privilege of Henrik Sedin and Daniel Sedin and Luc Bourdon all playing for my favorite team their whole careers at the same time. We will live lives and die without ever being lucky. So yeah the next ten years are going to be, to put it very mildly, Not Fun, but there's still Youtube and the SAS archives to relive the Buffalo/Carolina ECF.

# ¿ Mar 2, 2023 04:50

Mike Works: Feb 26, 2003

TSN Canucks beat reporter (Farhan Lalji) says the Canucks turned down 2 firsts for Miller, I am numb.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2023 17:37

Mike Works: Feb 26, 2003

Patrik Allvin said he never had an offer on JT Miller. In other completely non-related news,

https://www.vancouverisawesome.com/canucks-hockey/jt-miller-supposedly-out-week-to-week-is-back-in-the-canucks-lineup-6639403

# ¿ Mar 4, 2023 00:32

Mike Works: Feb 26, 2003

If Eric Lindros becomes Philly's GM, Gary Bettman has to move the Coyotes to Quebec.

# ¿ Mar 11, 2023 00:33

Mike Works: Feb 26, 2003

Koopa Kid posted:

https://twitter.com/fakehockeyteam/status/1635357192563073024?s=46&t=HQKtcRjDK4S81BLV4tbVnw

Hey Rachel Doerrie�s writing stuff again. I wonder if most of these anecdotes about owner interference come from her recent experience working with a particular team

Wow, a B player on the Canucks. Guess that removes Petterson and Hughes from the mix and leaves everyone else.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2023 23:13

Mike Works: Feb 26, 2003

T-Bone posted:

https://twitter.com/juliazukowski/status/1635537697040130048

Flyers culture remains strong

# ¿ Mar 14, 2023 22:59

Mike Works: Feb 26, 2003

Andrei Kuzmenko is the Pavel Bure of Alexandre Burrows.

# ¿ Mar 20, 2023 01:48

Mike Works: Feb 26, 2003

Furnaceface posted:

They play for Paul Maurice, how are they not noticing they are already in hell?

# ¿ Mar 24, 2023 01:50

Mike Works: Feb 26, 2003

I have nothing against any Pens fans on SAS, but Pens talk is the most boring part of these threads. They keep getting ChatGPT to write 10 paragraphs about the second period Corsi of some bland motherfucker literally no one has ever heard of like Ryan Poehling as a thesis to why their road trip is in danger of dipping below 500.

No one cares, not even Penguins fans.

The posts poo poo talking Jeff Carter are good, those can stay.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2023 22:46

Mike Works: Feb 26, 2003

In other news...

# ¿ Mar 25, 2023 01:37

Mike Works: Feb 26, 2003

I still remember people in the Game 7 GDT and News/Views asking if I was safe, while I was doom scrolling my laptop in my basement suite.

# ¿ Mar 25, 2023 01:52

Mike Works: Feb 26, 2003

Are there any good bigoted Christian goalies in the NHL? Is the Venn Diagram just one circle?

# ¿ Mar 25, 2023 22:32

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 14:37

Mike Works: Feb 26, 2003

Canucks are 9-2 in their last 11.

Just typing those words.

Thinking bout life.

# ¿ Mar 26, 2023 09:11

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