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We turn the page on another thrilling season for the NFC North. Each team gave us something special in 2022. The Vikings had 13 wins but a point differential of -3. The Lions balled out late in the season and gave us some thrilling play and ballsy coaching. The Packers tried to magic their way into the postseason but comically fell short. Justin Fields ran for 4000 yards. Minnesota Vikings - 2022: 13-4, Bounced in Wild Card Round by the Giants (lol) Outlook for 2023: With a new coordinator, expect the defense to not be absolute garbage. Being well over the cap may finally force them to say goodbye to some long-time and popular players. Result: another quick playoff exit.  Detroit Lions - 2022: 9-8, Missed Playoffs Outlook for 2023: Things are looking up in Detroit? The players are buying into the coach's culture and they barely missed the playoffs last year (would have made it had they no started the season so bad). Result: A chic pick for a modest playoff run.  Green Bay Packers - 2022: 8-9, Missed Playoffs Outlook for 2023: Who knows. Another off-season of will he/won't he (though it supposedly won't "drag out"). This could be the Summer of Love. Result: Either a rebuild year or another year of washed play, no playoffs.  Chicago Bears - 2022: 3-14, Worst Record in NFL (congrats) Outlook for 2023: Major rebuilding begins. Massive cap room and draft capital will mean a flurry of activity. Result: This is still the Bears, no playoffs. 
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Mar 3, 2023 05:54
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gently caress Matt Patricia.
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tinstaach posted:gently caress Matt Patricia.
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Mar 3, 2023 05:57
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Let's go The Vikings
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Aaron Rodgers retire/go the gently caress away bitch
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Go Pack Go imo
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 I love how the AI put MuscleCoach in a fuckin’ straitjacket. I certainly didn’t put that in the prompt.
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Lions bitch
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Henchman of Santa posted:Lions bitch
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Mar 3, 2023 06:20
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Gonz posted:
Now ask it to do Dan Campbell instead of Conor McGregor
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Mar 3, 2023 06:24
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Go The Minnesota Quantum Superpositional Vikings! The only thing you can know for sure, is that Chaos comes from the North, and the Vikings are its emissary.
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tinstaach posted:Now ask it to do Dan Campbell instead of Conor McGregor Best it could do!   
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xbilkis posted:Da Bears Da Bears.
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Also, incidentally, go the NFC North in general, the only division in football to have all four franchises ranked in the top half by the NFLPA regarding their treatment of their players, as well as the holder of #1 overall and two top-10 ratings.
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xbilkis posted:Da Bears
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The Vikings likely won’t have a better record or luck this season but I’m here for the chaos. Let’s go NFCN friends
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Mar 3, 2023 13:12
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Let Us Go Da Chicago Bears of Arlington Heights
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Henchman of Santa posted:Lions bitch
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Gonz posted:
He looks like one of the hobbits from the bad movie trilogy the Hobbit.
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I hope the Packers suck, the Vikings are mid, the Bears make the playoffs and the Lions win the super bowl.
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https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1631661834473283587 King poo poo
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bears: worst record in the nfl, for the first time in franchise history (they had tied for worst before)
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I like that the team outlooks range from "no playoffs" to "quick playoff exit." No hope allowed!
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For what it's worth, I'm probably more high on the Vikings than most. If the Vikings can put together a remotely representative defense they'd be fine. Like Kirk eats poo poo a bunch, but man, you can't give up 31 points to the Giants like that lol.
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My big reservation re: the Vikings is do you think Jefferson can produce yet another 1800 yard, 8 TD season? If he can't, that offense regresses. Losing even a few points per game puts the Vikings at like 8-9 this year instead of 13-4.
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SKULL.GIF posted:do you think Jefferson can produce yet another 1800 yard, 8 TD season?
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SKULL.GIF posted:My big reservation re: the Vikings is do you think Jefferson can produce yet another 1800 yard, 8 TD season? If he can't, that offense regresses. Losing even a few points per game puts the Vikings at like 8-9 this year instead of 13-4. I mean, yes. He is one of the 3 best receivers in the league. Also that's the thing, it's not like that Offense can stop other teams from running it up on that dire defense. If you are a team that has to win via shootout, you are going to be a high variance team, unless you have like "That Guy™" at QB. Kirk isn't "That Guy™", but he's a more than capable and talented QB, if a bit boring. The Offense has to score less points, and can suffer a downturn if the Defense goes from like only better than the Bears, Lions and Cardinals defense, to like middle of the pack. With even a remotely sane scheme. Vikings had like a top 10 production offense. I'm assuming they can stay in that top 10. As much as people like to poo poo on Kirk(It's me I'm people) he and that offense not really the problem with that team. Dexo fucked around with this message at 17:06 on Mar 3, 2023 |
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SKULL.GIF posted:My big reservation re: the Vikings is do you think Jefferson can produce yet another 1800 yard, 8 TD season? If he can't, that offense regresses. Losing even a few points per game puts the Vikings at like 8-9 this year instead of 13-4. If the defense had been anything but a wet paper towel the offense wouldn't have had to play hero ball all season.
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So what you're saying is it'll be another single digit point differential this year, but instead of 31-30 shootouts it'll be 7-6 snoozefests.
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Henchman of Santa posted:Lions bitch
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Henchman of Santa posted:Lions bitch
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xbilkis posted:Da Bears Still Suck
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Henchman of Santa posted:Lions bitch
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quote:A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. quote:I'm probably more high on the Vikings than most. quote:Dexo Ok there, Capt. Minneapolis, Pretty stunning you'd go all in on the vikes. Go Packers, go Love.
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xbilkis posted:Da Bears Henchman of Santa posted:Lions bitch MoaM posted:SKOL R.D. Mangles posted:gently caress THE PACKERS
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