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tinstaach posted:Now ask it to do Dan Campbell instead of Conor McGregor Best it could do!   
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Aaron Rodgers was taken by the alleyway shadow creatures from Ghost and replaced with a Poop rear end Rodgers.
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I’ve spent 3+ decades of watching the Lions get obliterated by the Packers after they lucked into having back to back HOF quarterbacks. All I want is for Rodgers to piss off to the AFC and for Jordan Love to be a wildly mediocre option for Green Bay at QB. I want this more than anything.
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If Rodgers ends up on the Jets, i’d imagine Wilson’s locker will be demolished with a sledgehammer two minutes later and his nameplate will be melted down and shipped to him in a garbage bag with some stamps haphazardly affixed to it.
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tinstaach posted:No way man, I want him to stay and leave the Packers in uncomfortable QB limbo for the next several years, while the Lions whup him so bad he demands they fire everyone in the building named Joseph While that does sound hilarious, I simply cannot risk him becoming MVP Rodgers again. Dude’s got to go. I don’t care if he ends up in a highly advanced computer simulation of Renaissance Italy. Just so long as he’s out of the NFC and this division.
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Lamar behind THAT O-line, with Sun God and Jameson Williams would be absolutely demonic. But I don’t know if their cap situation would permit it at this time.
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Lamar’s favorite pass is the Dump Pass. *deadpan squeezes all the air out of a whoopie cushion*
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Mar 9, 2023 02:03
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Draft Diet Lamar Jackson. Draft....Malik Cunningham. In the 6th round.
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I'd be okay with drafting Hooker in the third or fourth round if the Lions go defense heavy in their first four picks. I'd also be okay with them drafting Jake Moody in the late rounds. Dude is the best kicker in the country and holds the all-time Michigan football scoring record.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCOcjHap5R0 2 British guys reacting to Barry Sanders doing Barry things.
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MikeCrotch posted:Would probably mean cutting Jamaal though which would make me very sad Jamaal is a free agent, but has talked about how he wants to come back on a new contract.
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tinstaach posted:https://twitter.com/colton_pouncy/status/1634209641004400643 The Eagles didn’t even hire Matt Patricia, and Slay wants out. The mere act of them speaking to Patricia made Slay sour on the front office. Can’t say I blame him.
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Carolina drafting a QB at 1 Houston drafting a QB at 2 Cardinals probably drafting Will Anderson Jr. at 3 Colts drafting a QB at 4 Seahawks ????? at 5 JALEN CARTER TO THE LIONS, COME ON DOWNNNNNNNNN 
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I could see the Bears grabbing someone like Peter Skoronski or Tyree Wilson at 9.
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Nervous posted:Seahawks Bijan Robinson at 5 and I'll If Jamaal Williams, for whatever reason, isn’t re-signed, I want the Lions to grab Bijan at 18 (or in the 20’s if they trade down a little bit). Because Swift probably isn’t on the roster in 2024, and… …uhh… *points at Lions O-line* *points at Bijan Robinson’s college tape* I mean…COME ON.
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Bryce Young is smaller than Kyler Murray. I can't fault GM's/owners for thinking he's gonna explode into a bloody mist less than two years into his rookie contract.
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Parallelwoody posted:Who the lions drafting? No way Carter is still around right? If Carter is there at 6, they're almost certainly taking him. If he's not: Oregon CB Christian Gonzalez Illinois CB Devon Witherspoon Clemson EDGE Myles Murphy Texas A&M EDGE Tyree Wilson Alabama EDGE Will Anderson Jr. At 18? Things get a little more convoluted: Potential 18th picks (assuming they stay put at 18 and don't trade back): Iowa EDGE Lukas Van Ness Pittsburgh DT Calijah Kancey Clemson DT Brian Bresee Penn State LB Joey Porter Jr. Alabama S Brian Branch Georgia LB Nolan Smith Mississippi State CB Emmanuel Forbes Texas RB Bijan Robinson (I've seen several mocks from talking heads in which this happens, but this assumes that Jamaal Williams isn't somehow re-signed)
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Dear Bradley Holmes, If he's there, do NOT draft Anthony Richardson at 6. I know you're cool and probably won't do that, but I just wanted to reiterate that point. Your friend in Christ, - Gonz
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Apples McGrind posted:never forget, the lions chased Aaron Rodgers out of the division More specifically, 3rd round rookie safety Kerby Joseph. Aaron probably woke up in cold sweats multiple time during his subterranean retreat, thinking that KJ was nearby.
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xbilkis posted:https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1635369822732300290 https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1635370472077664256?s=46&t=GxZoSKgPzb_-zyUnvLFKvg 18 mil a year.
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Apples McGrind posted:YOU HAVE NOW RE-ENTERED THE ANAL ZONE https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1635378825105399816?s=20 ALL GLORY TO THE ANAL ZONE™
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:Wtf is this poo poo? 
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Alien Lizard has teleported to New York. https://twitter.com/pff/status/1635737788027994131?s=46&t=GxZoSKgPzb_-zyUnvLFKvg
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TMYK: Moseley and Sutton were teammates at Tennessee.
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Danny LaFever posted:Its the perfect time for Aaron to take his act to the AFC. Aaron tosses the keys to his old house in Wisconsin to his real estate agent, and at the last second, the keys are picked off by Kerby Joseph.
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I can’t believe that Aaron is going to go on the McAfee show to announce Half-Life 3.
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I love Swag Kazekage as much as the rest of you but, as said before, the man broke Barry Sanders’ single season touchdown record last year and that in and of itself probably priced him out of what the Lions were willing to pay. I’ll love that dude forever, though. I’ll root for him wherever he lands. One of the best people in the sport.
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Dr. Lunchables posted:I hope wherever he lands he’s loved as much as he was here. Anybody got the clip where he tells the reporters that he just wants to go home and play Pokémon? https://twitter.com/jeannatrotmantv/status/1609726298556960768?s=46&t=GxZoSKgPzb_-zyUnvLFKvg
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xbilkis posted:https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1635824261565743104 A guy who was buried on the Seahawks depth chart the last four seasons. He has 83 carries, 453 yards and 3 total touchdowns to his name.
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