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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
Yo, real talk: I kinda want that Crow T Robot

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Want something better.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Is that Riker, or some other bearded dude. I never know with these things

Dragonstoned
Jan 15, 2006

MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

who do you have, and can you tell the difference without the boxes?

They're all out of box and I know what they are because I'm not dumb

(and fortunate enough that people at least get me the interesting non-generic ones)

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Dragonstoned posted:

They're all out of box and I know what they are because I'm not dumb

(and fortunate enough that people at least get me the interesting non-generic ones)

so... who do you have?

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Is that Riker, or some other bearded dude. I never know with these things

Zelenskyy

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

The Ukrainian Riker. Nice

erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't

Dragonstoned posted:

I have a bunch of them, one person got me one as a gift and it snowballed as other people thought " he likes these things, lets get him more"

I know the goon response should be to violently throw it back in their face in disgust and :sever: but instead I just say "thank you" and put them on the shelf

good old capitalism, can't just give them away can we, dumping them in landfill is the only solution

The people came for miles to take the funkos, but this could not be. How would they buy statues at twenty dollars a piece if they could drive out and pick them up? And men with hoses squirt kerosene on the funkos, and they are angry at the crime, angry at the people who have come to take the statues. A million people lonely, needing the fun—and kerosene sprayed over the plastic mountains.

killer crane
Dec 30, 2006

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019


I thought it was a Robert Z'Dar from Samurai Cop figure... But they all kind of look like Robert Z'Dar.

Dragonstoned
Jan 15, 2006

MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

so... who do you have?

The Robot Devil
Zoidberg
Zapp Brannigan (when he falls off the shelf I shout "You win again gravity!")
Judge Dredd
Spiderman Supreme
Deadpool
The Mandalorian + Baby Yoda
Boba Fett
The Night King
Junkrat
Shaun + Ed from Shaun of the Dead
Demogorgon from Stranger Things

and forum favourite PICKLE RICK! (with all the rat appendages)


I guess Shaun and Ed are the most "generic" but its still obvious who they are

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Dragonstoned posted:

The Robot Devil
Zoidberg
Zapp Brannigan (when he falls off the shelf I shout "You win again gravity!")
Judge Dredd
Spiderman Supreme
Deadpool
The Mandalorian + Baby Yoda
Boba Fett
The Night King
Junkrat
Shaun + Ed from Shaun of the Dead
Demogorgon from Stranger Things

and forum favourite PICKLE RICK! (with all the rat appendages)


I guess Shaun and Ed are the most "generic" but its still obvious who they are

Those are the ones I would want
Shaun and Ed

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
i refuse to touch a funko pop. but o baby let me tell you about nendroids

Dragonstoned
Jan 15, 2006

MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Those are the ones I would want
Shaun and Ed

They're great but the Shaun one has red on it...

erosion posted:

The people came for miles to take the funkos, but this could not be. How would they buy statues at twenty dollars a piece if they could drive out and pick them up? And men with hoses squirt kerosene on the funkos, and they are angry at the crime, angry at the people who have come to take the statues. A million people lonely, needing the fun—and kerosene sprayed over the plastic mountains.

You know this is a huge issue that goes way beyond funko pops right?

not trash like pops but actual poo poo that people could use...

quote:

TVs, laptops, drones, hairdryers, top of the range headphones, computer drives, books galore, thousands of sealed face masks – all sorted into boxes marked “destroy”

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Dragonstoned posted:

They're great but the Shaun one has red on it...

You know this is a huge issue that goes way beyond funko pops right?

not trash like pops but actual poo poo that people could use...

the be all end all of capitalism. If we can't sell it, DESTOY IT!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
I meant destroy it, but it's funnier that way

Dragonstoned
Jan 15, 2006

MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

Could you not put it up for sale at a huge discount to move it fast?

NO! IT'S FULL PRICE OR IT GOES IN THE TRASH!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Dragonstoned posted:

Could you not put it up for sale at a huge discount to move it fast?

NO! IT'S FULL PRICE OR IT GOES IN THE TRASH!

Definitely digging around in your trash

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Corn Glizzy posted:

Funko’s business model is super predatory to retailers too. The figures that actually sell to offset the case prices are so rare that smaller mom and pop shops end up drowning in a million unsold fuckin’ basic figures that Target and Walmart can blow out for cheap as poo poo and they have to keep ordering cases and lines they have no customer base for to keep Funko happy otherwise they get cut off.

Also they just fired their like most senior designer because he dared put his name on a petition to get the staff designers better pay and Funko slash his job along with the other 10% because of “uncertain times”.

Thank god I am so sick of artists thinking they are human beings.

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee
*taps mic*

More like Funkin’ Poops, am I rite?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Fucko sucks

Extra row of tits
Oct 31, 2020

kazr posted:

love the nerds making fun of the funkos then admitting they own one lol but theirs is good

Same goons that go on a rant about some tv show they absolutely hate and anyone that watches it is an idiot and how smart they are for not watching it.. who know every detail about every actor, character and episode.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Funky pop

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

kazr posted:

love the nerds making fun of the funkos then admitting they own one lol but theirs is good

World is built on cope

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Society is an unsold funko pop being thrown into garbage, forever

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
For sale: Sealed funko, never popped

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill
https://www.pcgamer.com/this-is-not-a-place-of-honor-up-to-dollar36-million-worth-of-funko-pops-to-be-entombed-in-landfills/

quote:

This is not a place of honor: up to $36 million worth of Funko Pops to be entombed in landfills


Thanks to a glut of inventory and reduced demand, the excess stock will leave the world of the living.

https://www.ign.com/articles/funko-is-sending-30-million-worth-of-its-products-to-a-landfill

quote:

Funko Is Sending $30 Million Worth of its Products to a Landfill


Funko, the toy and collectible manufacturer best known for its Funko Pop Vinyls line, is sending at least $30 million worth of its products to a landfill.

oil is needed to make the plastic, ship the plastic. wars are fought over oil.

sometimes u just gotta stand frozen, gaping in shock open-mouth and wide-watery-eyed awe, at the type of hellplanet the baby boomers created

zarbicore
Mar 13, 2004

Now I can see the whales
Funko pops are loving trash. I hate people that collect them, and I collect Star Wars Lego so I am you know, nerdy like that.

Congrats your house looks like a Gamestop/EB Games. How AWESOME DUDE.

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


My Funko Crimes

Ten years ago I was at the national comiccon and I saw a Littlefinger one for 5 bucks and I thought "ah cool I like that character"

Four years ago I was buying diapers and next to the diapers they had a bunch of em and I went "haha it's Sting in his metal bikini from Dune, I like that"

The next week they had the guy from Bioshock Infinite and I went "I liked that game" (although I wished it was from regular Bioshock)

I came home and I put them on my bookshelf and didn't think about it for years until I was cleaning up the house a while ago and I put them in an old soup tureen in the back of the cabinet.

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Ralph Crammed In posted:

My Funko Crimes

You are hereby sentenced to be funko'd until you pop. May God have mercy on your soul.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

PinheadSlim posted:

You are hereby sentenced to be funko'd until you pop. May God have mercy on your soul.

You are too lenient. They should be o-popped til they funk.

egg_dog
Nov 12, 2005

nͬ͒̂̓̂ͪoͨ́
Fun Shoe
How far must we stray from God's light?

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Emoji movie sucked so bad, they're still selling poop shaped things

It's OK and everybody poops but at least flush it

Fanelien
Nov 23, 2003

Treecko posted:

Emoji movie sucked so bad, they're still selling poop shaped things

It's OK and everybody poops but at least flush it

don't flush plastic, it's not good for the pipes.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

if you dont think the funkco guy fieri rules then well im sorry pal you dont have a snes of taste

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

im going to OWN this GARF this WEEKEND

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
That's the worst interpretation of Garfield I've ever seen

Like if I were Jim David I would sue them for what they did to my creation

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i thought that at first too

still doesnt know what to make of those eyes

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Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


PinheadSlim posted:

You are hereby sentenced to be funko'd until you pop. May God have mercy on your soul.

Tough but fair

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