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Everyone is a forklift operator, until the REAL FORKLIFT OPERATOR shows up. Now is your chance to join an elite group of people who work at factories, warehouses, and other places of industrial natures. Not to mention we goons could start our own branch of the military. There is the Army, Navy, Airforce, now we goons can form our own FORKFORCE!! When the poo poo really hits the fan, cockroaches and forklifts will be the true survivors. Not to mention you can wear one of those SWEET shirts that have skulls and flames and poo poo. I bet that if you get forklift certified, you could even run for PRESIDENT!! Just ask this guy:  Don't steal forklift valor. Take this free with ads online course, and become a CERTI-FUCKIN-FIED FORKLIFT OPERATOR LIKE ME!!!  I got FORKLIFT CERTIFIED in about 20 minutes. It would have taken longer but I skipped the videos and just went straight to the quizzes. I had to take the final exam twice, but gently caress it. I am now FORKLIFT CERTIFIED. I'm too cheap to pay for the fuckin certificate though. Now YOU can do the same. Get your fuckin FORKLIFT CERTIFICATION and be the master of your own future, become a CERTIFIED BADASS!! Become a FORKLIFT OPERATOR CLICK HERE TO TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR DESTINY wesleywillis fucked around with this message at 15:18 on Mar 4, 2023 |
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I'm fucklift certified 
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Mar 4, 2023 15:43
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Mines lapsed but I still drive it anyway
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el dingo posted:Mines lapsed but I still drive it anyway According to one of the test questions it NEVER lapses. Nice try there pal. Stolen forklift valor motherfucker.
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Mar 4, 2023 15:54
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more like dorklift certified
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Mar 4, 2023 15:57
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I had mine when I worked for the county and it was my emergency operation role. Never had an emergency and got to be a hero by unloading pallets of bottled water off a truck.
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Buce posted:more like dorklift certified Oh poo poo you can hear the sizzle on that burn. 
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Mar 4, 2023 15:58
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Return to the noble past, embrace the humble hand pump jack
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Mar 4, 2023 16:00
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Oh poo poo you can hear the sizzle on that burn. 
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Mar 4, 2023 16:03
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I drove forklifts for like 15 years op. The women flowed freely when they saw that shiny dangling badge. Sadly, I left that world to become a corporate drone and eventually quadruple my income for somehow doing much less actual work but sometimes, in my dreams, I’m still out there on the floor, lifting heavy stuff up real high.
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Mar 4, 2023 16:11
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They run on propane, how come we don't run other things on propane tanks?
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Mar 4, 2023 16:13
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Konar posted:They run on propane, how come we don't run other things on propane tanks? Some sissies run their grills on them
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Mar 4, 2023 16:15
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I run my forklift on coal like a real man
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Konar posted:They run on propane, how come we don't run other things on propane tanks? The ones I drove ran on big batteries
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:The ones I drove ran on big batteries Lol sounds like your outfit was a bunch of lib****s
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Mar 4, 2023 16:18
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the guy at work who drives the forklift spends his shift either making GBS threads in the bathroom, standing around drinking coffee from a styrofoam cup, or on rare occasions driving the forklift he is the COOLEST
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Smugworth posted:Some sissies run their grills on them Love my charcoal grill of course but sometimes you need to cook up a burg and hot dog or three real quick and a good propane grill is the perfect tool for that. Plus, with Weber’s patented Flavorizer™️ bars you get a nice sear and rich smoky flavor in a fraction of the time.
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Mar 4, 2023 16:52
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Mr. Meagles posted:the guy at work who drives the forklift spends his shift either making GBS threads or on rare occasions driving the forklift That guy is living my dream.
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Mar 4, 2023 16:57
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sounds like a waste of time OP, i just use my huge muscles to lift anything i need
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Mar 4, 2023 16:58
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:sounds like a waste of time OP, i just use my huge muscles to lift anything i need Can those muscles also punch through I beams?
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Mar 4, 2023 17:01
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yeah, ez
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:yeah, ez Pics or it DIDN"T HAPPEN!
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sorry i'm already certified as a high pressure boiler operator and that takes up all my time. you should look it up, it's way more badass than a forklift operator. it's basically a giant metal can that gets heated red hot by a humongous jet of flame
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also it would take several forklifts to lift the size of boilers i can operate. sorry it's just better in every way
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look at this thing is fkin bad rear end with all kinds of valves and poo poo. it's 30 ft long and 10 ft high... god drat
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Love my charcoal grill of course but sometimes you need to cook up a burg and hot dog or three real quick and a good propane grill is the perfect tool for that. Plus, with Weber’s patented Flavorizer™️ bars you get a nice sear and rich smoky flavor in a fraction of the time. Keep it up buddy and I'm replacing all your charcoal with this stuff 
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Hell Yeah posted:sorry i'm already certified as a high pressure boiler operator and that takes up all my time. you should look it up, it's way more badass than a forklift operator. it's basically a giant metal can that gets heated red hot by a humongous jet of flame The job I have now is working for a company that insures and inspects those boilers. Looks like we’re gonna have to shut you down pal
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Smugworth posted:Keep it up buddy and I'm replacing all your charcoal with this stuff C’mon man, that ain’t right
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I got a pallet for ya right here!
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:The job I have now is working for a company that insures and inspects those boilers. we already had the inspection this year... see you in 23 months buddy.
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Y'all wanna know a real badass certification to get? That's right, ServSafe. Keep your food out of the temperature danger zone. Below 40°F or above 140°F, bitches
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Hell Yeah posted:we already had the inspection this year... see you in 23 months buddy. Yeah well you just keep that nose clean, hoss. Be a real shame if something went wrong.
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Is the website mobile friendly? I'm taking a poo poo right now but would love to knock out my forklift cert while I'm at it
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Mar 4, 2023 17:23
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my grandad used to say those who cannot operate, inspect
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Forklift certified, on my way to becomin' buttlift certified
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Hell Yeah posted:sorry i'm already certified as a high pressure boiler operator and that takes up all my time. you should look it up, it's way more badass than a forklift operator. it's basically a giant metal can that gets heated red hot by a humongous jet of flame Hey gently caress you pal, I don't need to take your poo poo, I'm FORKIFT CERTIFIED Nooner posted:Is the website mobile friendly? I'm taking a poo poo right now but would love to knock out my forklift cert while I'm at it I dunno, but please try, "got FORKLIFT CERTIFIED while taking a poo poo" would be gold for your resume.
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Mar 4, 2023 17:55
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Wtf web browser is that op
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I use Firefox because I don't know any better I guess.
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Smugworth posted:Y'all wanna know a real badass certification to get? That's right, ServSafe. Keep your food out of the temperature danger zone. Below 40°F or above 140°F, bitches Lolol
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of course I was able to pass it on the first try
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