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Not just certified, but STATE certified. I can break skids with double the efficiency
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SocketWrench posted:Not just certified, but STATE certified. I can break skids with double the efficiency How much other poo poo have you broken via forklift?
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Mar 4, 2023 18:18
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 POST THE SHIRTS, FOOLS.
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Mar 4, 2023 18:22
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They're dangerous and I'm a bit scared of them
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Mar 4, 2023 18:23
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Treecko posted:They're dangerous and I'm a bit scared of them But don't you want to wear this shirt? 
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Mar 4, 2023 18:29
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Or this one. LOOK AT THE FUCKIN SKULL AND FLAMES 
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Mar 4, 2023 18:31
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Mar 4, 2023 18:34
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If I show the shirt to my boss maybe I can drive it! I see no legal ramifications here
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Mar 4, 2023 18:35
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Hell Yeah posted:my grandad used to say those who cannot operate, inspect I got two big “boilers” you can inspect right here
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Mar 4, 2023 18:36
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I’m the problembs
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Mar 4, 2023 18:40
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I did a similar thing and I can join people in holy matrimony, perhaps I should also do this course so I can marry people and whatever else I come across, from a forglit
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staberind posted:I did a similar thing and I can join people in holy matrimony, perhaps I should also do this course so I can marry people and whatever else I come across, from a forglit Was it from the thread I made called "become a minister of God" or whatever I named it I hope so that means GBS can certify as a educational entity and yospos Jeff gets tax writeoffs
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I’m the problembs Forklift operators ain't got time for spell check. staberind posted:I did a similar thing and I can join people in holy matrimony, perhaps I should also do this course so I can marry people and whatever else I come across, from a forglit Can you marry two forklift operators? Or Two Forklifts? Then they can have some little baby forklifts (pallet jacks).
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Mar 4, 2023 18:46
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Powered pallet jacks are fun as hell, even more so than forklifts
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Mar 4, 2023 18:53
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There needs to be a horror film about a possessed forklift kinda like Christine but manlier
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Powered pallet jacks are fun as hell, even more so than forklifts One time I ran one off the end of the dock. Before and during college I drove a forklift, reach truck, OP, clamp, I drove em all brothers. If it paid 75% of what I make now I'd walk away from my desk job without even a 5 minute notice. It was a blast.
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Mar 4, 2023 18:57
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Just invest your computer touching dirty lucre and get back into forking
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Mar 4, 2023 18:58
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I've kinda always wanted an operator cert in my toolbox, but I work on the production side of things and don't do much in the warehouse wherever I work
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Mar 4, 2023 19:42
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After you get your forklift cert you can get ordained as well online for about $20. This is basically a novelty but is really good for annoying your aunt who went to church school and runs a church and can be like "oh, I'm technically a minister too!"
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wesleywillis posted:How much other poo poo have you broken via forklift? Hmm, looking back, pallets, skids, knocked over a stack of steel coils. Got busted once for doing a donut two years after I did it. Oh, just remembered, broke through a steel trailer once. Was certainly the pants making GBS threads moment. The steering wheel still has marks from my death grip SocketWrench fucked around with this message at 20:11 on Mar 4, 2023 |
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Das Boo posted:
  wesleywillis posted:Then they can have some little baby forklifts (pallet jacks). The place I work tossed the idea around about certifying people to use pallet jacks and I couldn't understand why. Then I saw the amount of people that pinned themselves against a wall Full Metal Jackass posted:One time I ran one off the end of the dock. Find the right place and they got computers on the forklifts! One of the guys here got busted cause he was browsing pornhub while forking. "So do you control the levers by dick, or is that hand still free?" SocketWrench fucked around with this message at 20:09 on Mar 4, 2023 |
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I got two big “boilers” you can inspect right here *Pulls out electron microscope*
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SocketWrench posted:The place I work tossed the idea around about certifying people to use pallet jacks and I couldn't understand why. Then I saw the amount of people that pinned themselves against a wall At my last job, I used enough pallet jacks in ultra-tight corridors/watched completely incompetent people try to use pallet jacks in ultra-tight corridors transporting pallets of finished vials of drugs that were worth like $80-100k a piece that I was leaning toward suggesting that as well; but it woulda been shot down pretty hard since the average turnaround on an employee from entering 3 weeks of training to acrimoniously quitting their job was about 3-5 months.
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*literally drowns in squirt*
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I heard you gotta pass a drug test to be a forklift operator
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Mar 4, 2023 20:43
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Finally earned my forklift license. Time to make that mad money.
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Mar 4, 2023 21:15
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Who licenses the person who issues the forklift licenses
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SocketWrench posted:
I was just checking out the Raymond website to see what’s up with the latest forklift technology and now they all got touchscreens and heated footwells and poo poo.
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Nooner posted:I heard you gotta pass a drug test to be a forklift operator Good thing they can’t test for huffing glue.
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Good thing they can’t test for huffing glue. the test for huffing glue is job performance and attendance
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:*literally drowns in squirt* post/avatar combo
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Colonel Cancer posted:There needs to be a horror film about a possessed forklift kinda like Christine but manlier Could there not be a forklift version of Killdozer?
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wesleywillis posted:Could there not be a forklift version of Killdozer? I don't think a forklift engine is powerful enough for the armor level
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MrQwerty posted:I don't think a forklift engine is powerful enough for the armor level  I bet you could armor some of these
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Lol @ a goon that doesn't think a forklift is powerful
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I'm gonna assume most of the forklift certification involves "don't run into stuff" and "don't drop poo poo on people's brains" right?
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wesleywillis posted:Lol @ a goon that doesn't think a forklift is powerful killdozer armor is pure concrete
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I’m fork certified.
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Toxic Mental posted:I'm gonna assume most of the forklift certification involves "don't run into stuff" and "don't drop poo poo on people's brains" right? also "how not to tip over or drive off a dock" and "how to maximize your chance of survival should you gently caress up the aforementioned"
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