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how is it a forklift thread got to 2 pages without this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJdCJMyBi5I
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I had a 5'0 Chinese guy working on the warehouse that was probably the best person on a fork lift I've ever seen. Dude would do things insanely fast and whip around like it was a prius while listening to country music. Man was a legend and sang Alan jackson the entire day. He didn't smoke weed at all but the one time we finally egged him into it he was unbelievably hilarious and basically lost his perfect american accent and went into broken English / half chinese. Whenever he's high he claims he loses his Americanization it's a lol The man left to live in hawaii because weed opened his eyes to wanting to be a beach bum and traveling singer... I hope he is doing well
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:I had a 5'0 Chinese guy working on the warehouse that was probably the best person on a fork lift I've ever seen. Dude would do things insanely fast and whip around like it was a prius while listening to country music. an operator success story
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Mar 5, 2023 02:15
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Does a skid steer trump a forklift
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Mar 5, 2023 03:04
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In my mind a forklift, and the people drive them, are Killdozer wannabes
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Mar 5, 2023 03:06
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Lord Awkward posted:also "how not to tip over or drive off a dock" and "how to maximize your chance of survival should you gently caress up the aforementioned" One of the questions on my exam to get FORKLIFT CERTIFIED was something like "most forklift deaths occur because of"........ Correct answer was trying to jump out of a forklift as it's tipping over
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Mar 5, 2023 03:26
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more like dorklift certified
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Mar 5, 2023 03:26
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Treecko posted:In my mind a forklift, and the people drive them, are Killdozer wannabes Hey there pal, gently caress you! I don't see nobody bragging about being killdozer certified.
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Mar 5, 2023 03:27
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ah, gently caress
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Mar 5, 2023 03:27
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more like porklift certified
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Mar 5, 2023 03:28
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Buce posted:more like porklift certified Is that the one used to lift the giant pig balls?
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Mar 5, 2023 03:29
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At shift start you gotta run to get the good forklift otherwise you're gonna get the one with the lovely battery and hosed up back tire.
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Mar 5, 2023 03:31
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Full Metal Jackass posted:At shift start you gotta run to get the good forklift otherwise you're gonna get the one with the lovely battery and hosed up back tire. What happens when you have to get off to go to the can?
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Mar 5, 2023 03:38
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wesleywillis posted:What happens when you have to get off to go to the can? You leave your gloves in the seat. Nobody has the sack to violate the glove-holding rule.
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Mar 5, 2023 03:39
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Honor among forkfucklers.
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Mar 5, 2023 03:47
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Full Metal Jackass posted:At shift start you gotta run to get the good forklift otherwise you're gonna get the one with the lovely battery and hosed up back tire. My old place had assigned machines to stop this bullshit. #519 baby.
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Mar 5, 2023 03:50
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 *Tim "the Toolman" noises*
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Mar 5, 2023 03:50
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Lol I remember there was a pretty serious accident on day shift once so they turned on the speed limiters on all the trucks. Lasted about 2 weeks because production dropped like 40% lmao
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Mar 5, 2023 03:52
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Lol I remember there was a pretty serious accident on day shift once so they turned on the speed limiters on all the trucks. Production above all else. Looking back at it now death was only narrowly avoided daily lol.
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Mar 5, 2023 04:00
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God bless America!!!! 
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Mar 5, 2023 04:17
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Weighs as much as the killdozer before adding armor to it. You'll be fine on level road. Hills and anything else, well, that was a short trip wesleywillis posted:Lol @ a goon that doesn't think a forklift is powerful Depends on the engine size and trans, really. We have a 24,000 pound forklift at work for lugging around 14k pound coils with a v-6 and handles poo poo like a champ We also have a 32,000 pound forklift with a v-8 and it stalls out on small bumps when loaded with material SocketWrench fucked around with this message at 04:23 on Mar 5, 2023 |
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Mar 5, 2023 04:19
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Toxic Mental posted:I'm gonna assume most of the forklift certification involves "don't run into stuff" and "don't drop poo poo on people's brains" right? Enjoy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJdrQXyfhnk
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Mar 5, 2023 04:24
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Full Metal Jackass posted:At shift start you gotta run to get the good forklift otherwise you're gonna get the one with the lovely battery and hosed up back tire. I drove a hyster no one at work liked because it had a governor, and since I was the new guy in the union, I got it. I figured out the trick was you stomp the pedal and get up to speed (5mph) then let the pedal up about a quarter of the way and it would bypass the governor and take off. 18 mph on a forklift was fun as a youngster. Dunno if I'd be as daring now.
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Mar 5, 2023 04:28
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i drove a front end loader and occasionally used the forks. i was more of a grappler than a forker
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Mar 5, 2023 04:32
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I got forklift certified once as a job requirement, had to show up to work at 4AM to do the course and got to go home at noon. I then never once drove a loving forklift for the remainder of my time on the job and then went to go work someone else eventually. Good times.
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Mar 5, 2023 04:35
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20 Blunts posted:i drove a front end loader and occasionally used the forks. i was more of a grappler than a forker Did a stint at that too except the loader was a dedicated forklift, with a rotator. Used to enjoy lounging in AC in July while everyone else was sweating balls working in the yard
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Mar 5, 2023 04:43
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*puts down pint of beer at the bar* What's my job you ask? ...Heh... *flips out forklift certification* I'm a forklift driver...forklift certified.... Gets them every time.
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Mar 5, 2023 04:45
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Nelson Mandingo posted:*puts down pint of beer at the bar* Bro, you must have to beat them bitches off of you like every night and every day.
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Mar 5, 2023 05:30
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Don't have to beat them off if you turn the steering wheel and nick them in the shin
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SocketWrench posted:Weighs as much as the killdozer before adding armor to it. You'll be fine on level road. Hills and anything else, well, that was a short trip This reminds me that solid wheels can eat poo poo, got a little standup reach truck at work for 2500 lb stuff and if there's so much as a splinter on the floor, loaded or not, you're driving nowhere might as well be a pallet jack e. Treecko posted:Don't have to beat them off if you turn the steering wheel and nick them in the shin coworkers that run between the forklift and the wall while you're working can eat poo poo too Lord Awkward fucked around with this message at 07:14 on Mar 5, 2023 |
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Mar 5, 2023 07:12
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Coworkers that go anywhere near the hilo while working can eat poo poo. Never fails, any time I gotta work in a specific area everyone has to be there for no damned reason
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Mar 5, 2023 07:47
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I bought a brand new lexus certified forklift at the The Lexus December to Remember Suck and gently caress Sales Event
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Mar 5, 2023 07:58
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Full Metal Jackass posted:At shift start you gotta run to get the good forklift otherwise you're gonna get the one with the lovely battery and hosed up back tire. I've never worked a forklift but I've been around them enough to know there's always one like that. Then it breaks down and everything gets backed up waiting for it to get fixed.
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Mar 5, 2023 08:01
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Yeah I'm forklift certified, need one to carry my HUGE BALLS
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Mar 5, 2023 08:02
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Waffle! posted:Yeah I'm forklift certified, need one to carry my HUGE BALLS That sounds like a serious medical condition and you should go get some high fives from doctors.
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Mar 5, 2023 08:10
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Waffle! posted:Yeah I'm forklift certified, need one to carry my HUGE BALLS This problem will fix itself soon. Might want to get your OFA 3.
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Mar 5, 2023 08:27
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Fartlift certification
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The Butcher posted:This problem will fix itself soon. OFA THREES NUTZ!!! Haha gottem 😎
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