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super sweet best pal posted:I've never worked a forklift but I've been around them enough to know there's always one like that. Then it breaks down and everything gets backed up waiting for it to get fixed. We have one in the shop now the steering linkage is shot so it's hard to control faster than a walking pace, goes through a radiator about once a year because a bunch of the thing is plastic, and looks like it was in the middle of an Iraq firefight. It's only 4 years old. We got it brand new fresh off the factory floor, only had 11 hours on it
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SocketWrench posted:Coworkers that go anywhere near the hilo while working can eat poo poo. Never fails, any time I gotta work in a specific area everyone has to be there for no damned reason People want to watch you work because you are basically a god.
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Mar 5, 2023 14:44
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Been operating a telehandler off and on for the past couple months. How much training would THAT require, you might ask. Well, unsurprisingly, none. gently caress your little pansy-rear end forklifts.
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Mar 5, 2023 15:34
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I did it, I got my diploma while taking a poop! I think my wife would be pissed if I spent $28 on the pdf tho so just posing screenshot of my passed test as proof 
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Mar 5, 2023 16:07
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Nooner posted:I did it, I got my diploma while taking a poop! Oh hells to the yeah!! You are truly a forklift god!
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Mar 5, 2023 16:15
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Lol
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Mar 5, 2023 18:18
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wesleywillis posted:People want to watch you work because you are basically a god. Four dudes with jacks yelling highlo because their pick is double stacked I come screaming around the corner in the forklift "Sup bitches?"
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Mar 5, 2023 18:22
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The part that the forks go up and down in is called the "mast" youd know stuff like this too if you had the stones to get certified
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Mar 5, 2023 18:43
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Nooner posted:The part that the forks go up and down in is called the "mast" youd know stuff like this too if you had the stones to get certified gently caress yeah forkbro!! Drop that knowledge on these plebes!
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Mar 5, 2023 19:11
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Arrr there be a pallet portside, what will ye do?
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Mar 5, 2023 19:17
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My third day at my new job as a front desk person /service writer at a car shop they told me to grab the forklift and upload a 50 gallon drum of oil from the back of the Napa pick up. I've never driven a forklift before.
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Mar 5, 2023 19:54
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Colonel Cancer posted:Arrr there be a pallet portside, what will ye do? Depends if it's loaded with valuable goods, in which case it goes into the hold, or if it's just an empty one, you toss it on the pallet stack out back to be reused for firewood or making janky woodworking projects.
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Mar 5, 2023 20:04
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lol all the pallets I worked with at the drug factory were plastic and asset-tagged so they could be sent to an incinerator rather than stolen at end-of-life
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Preoptopus posted:My third day at my new job as a front desk person /service writer at a car shop they told me to grab the forklift and upload a 50 gallon drum of oil from the back of the Napa pick up. I've never driven a forklift before. Did you do it successfully? Because if you did, then you've probably got what it takes to become FORKLIFT CERTIFIED.
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Mar 5, 2023 20:49
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4 different types of forklifts, 5 different types of brakes!!
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Mar 5, 2023 21:12
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and three different locations for the directional controls nothing like getting into your car after a full day of forklifting, putting it in reverse to leave, and realizing that actually you've signalled a turn instead and the car is still in park
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Mar 5, 2023 21:36
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I'm ITSSAR Rough Terrain Masted forklifted licensed and i don't need no online course  I'm also pretty handy in a telehandler but don't have that piece of paper
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Mar 5, 2023 21:52
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How many different girls (or guys, whatever) do you have sex with on a daily basis? I'd bet its a LOT.
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wesleywillis posted:Did you do it successfully? Because if you did, then you've probably got what it takes to become FORKLIFT CERTIFIED. Well I didn't have to clean up 55 gallons of motor oil. So there's that.
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Mar 5, 2023 22:50
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Go up and down on my imaginary mast
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Treecko posted:Go up and down on my imaginary mast I HOPE YOURE KEEPING YOUR WEIGHT CENTERED AND TOWARD THE BACK
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Mar 5, 2023 23:10
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Watched the first video and so far it's this.
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wesleywillis posted:How many different girls (or guys, whatever) do you have sex with on a daily basis? Back when I was regularly forking, it was just constant sex. Suckin, fuckin, anything you can imagine. Truck wheels couldnt find purchase due to various fluids (cum, squirt, etc).
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Mar 5, 2023 23:26
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There should be a shirt out there that says "I CAME HERE TO FORKLIFT AND gently caress, AND I'M ALL OUT OF VIAGRA!!" Graphics should be like a picture of a forklift with a skeleton
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Colonel Cancer posted:Arrr there be a pallet portside, what will ye do? Full to port, matey, full sail! Preoptopus posted:My third day at my new job as a front desk person /service writer at a car shop they told me to grab the forklift and upload a 50 gallon drum of oil from the back of the Napa pick up. I've never driven a forklift before. One of our plating contractors got fed up with sending their semi here to pick up a couple tubs once in a while, so they sent an S-10 pickup truck. Loaded two tubs in the back of that thing, one stacked on the other. 'Bout 1200 pound sin all, maybe a bit more. That poor truck, she sat all the way down on the rear axle. SocketWrench fucked around with this message at 17:41 on Mar 6, 2023 |
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I wish more employers would spend the extra cash for rental forklifts that have self-spreading forks so I never have to get off the lift when I'm unloading their dumb concert gear and staging.
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Mar 6, 2023 21:24
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i only use spoons to eat op gently caress you
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Mar 6, 2023 21:36
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Yeah but I bet you're not FORKLIFT CERTIFIED are you?
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Mar 6, 2023 22:13
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Was gonna post in this thread https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4025967 But then I became forklift certified...and let's just say I don't need to post in that thread anymore
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MakaVillian posted:Was gonna post in this thread https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4025967 From incel to CHAD overnight! Truly a success story.
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ElBrak posted:I wish more employers would spend the extra cash for rental forklifts that have self-spreading forks so I never have to get off the lift when I'm unloading their dumb concert gear and staging. Mine has those. The scale hilo used to have them but they were deemed "too expensive". Used to have one with split forks, that was some awesomeness. Hit the lever and they spread apart into two sets of forks so you could pick up two pallets instead of one Funny story about the Vlasic tank yard. There was a snow plow that slid onto the forks out there and every two years it had to be replaced because people couldn't stop bashing into poo poo. After two years the straight plow would get bent into a V plow
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Got this while 4 beers deep and watching NASCAR. As God intended
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Capisano posted:Got this while 4 beers deep and watching NASCAR. As God intended Nice!! I got mine at probably about midnight on Friday night after skulling a bunch of piss at the bar and then walking home in a snow storm!! Nooner got his while taking a poo poo. I think we need to have someone get theirs while simultaneously jerking it. In the mean time the SA Fork-force is coming together.
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Mar 7, 2023 02:46
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What is this poo poo legal what the gently caress? Why the HELL did the warehouse lead take 8 hour to do this
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 How my rear end taste thread
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Smugworth posted:
Looks official op. You got a nice frame for that bad boy?
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Mar 7, 2023 03:44
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I got forklift certified while waiting for food at a bar
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Not only am I certified, I'm a loving instructor.
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Mar 7, 2023 04:35
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Yeah well in this thread we only care if you're a forking instructor bucko
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:What is this poo poo legal what the gently caress? Why the HELL did the warehouse lead take 8 hour to do this It is to drive video game forklifts on the internet.
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