|
Colonel Cancer posted:Yeah well in this thread we only care if you're a forking instructor bucko It's like they say at the academy, "Never fork what you cant gently caress and vice versa".
|
#
?
Mar 7, 2023 04:56
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 13, 2024 20:52 |
|
|
Smugworth posted:
Tastes good as gently caress bro!
|
|
#
?
Mar 7, 2023 12:44
|
|
|
Just lol if you use a forklift to lift things instead of your perfectly sculpted body
|
|
#
?
Mar 7, 2023 13:37
|
|
|
Saalkin posted:Just lol if you use a forklift to lift things instead of your perfectly sculpted body Work smarter not harder you meathead
|
|
#
?
Mar 7, 2023 13:41
|
|
|
Can you even lift (20 feet) bro? Never send a human to do a machine's job
Lord Awkward fucked around with this message at 13:50 on Mar 7, 2023 |
|
#
?
Mar 7, 2023 13:44
|
|
|
Smugworth posted:Work smarter not harder you meathead Gotta show off my quads dawg Lord Awkward posted:Can you even lift (20 feet) bro? Never send a human to do a machine's job The machines will kill us all if we give them all our strong man jobs
|
|
#
?
Mar 7, 2023 13:58
|
|
|
Probably another forklift school dropout here to troll the real operators
|
|
#
?
Mar 7, 2023 13:59
|
|
|
Thanks for the great idea, OP. I'm going to get my forklift license as you suggest, then lease a forklift so I can drape my massive cock over the forks and drive it everywhere. This will take the weight off my back, so health insurance should pay for it all.
|
|
#
?
Mar 7, 2023 15:03
|
|
|
Saalkin posted:Gotta show off my quads dawg Got my Raymond on charge in prep for picking up your mom on our date
|
|
#
?
Mar 7, 2023 15:06
|
|
|
Smugworth posted:Probably another forklift school dropout here to troll the real operators Pallet lift jockey come to play with the big boys
|
|
#
?
Mar 7, 2023 15:42
|
|
|
...forklift ___ Sent from my Hyster J30XMT
|
|
#
?
Mar 7, 2023 15:43
|
|
|
Check out my ride 
|
|
#
?
Mar 7, 2023 15:47
|
|
|
^^^^^^ baby got Smugworth posted:Probably another forklift school dropout here to troll the real operators Probably got demoted at work and only allowed to use a pallet jack. wesleywillis fucked around with this message at 18:26 on Mar 7, 2023 |
|
#
?
Mar 7, 2023 18:24
|
|
|
Y'all weak, machine dependant losers. Forklift these NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE
|
|
#
?
Mar 7, 2023 18:25
|
|
|
Shut the gently caress up bro or I'll fork you in the rear end.!!
|
|
#
?
Mar 7, 2023 18:27
|
|
|
Lmao has to use a fork for rear end blasting instead of his own manhood. Machines win again.
|
|
#
?
Mar 7, 2023 18:29
|
|
|
guys please stop kicking the Truck Nuts on the back of my forklift it's rude
|
|
#
?
Mar 7, 2023 18:34
|
|
|
Saalkin posted:Lmao has to use a fork for rear end blasting instead of his own manhood. Machines win again. I'm the ambassador of sodomy. I'll sodomize however I drat well please.
|
|
#
?
Mar 7, 2023 18:35
|
|
|
Saalkin posted:Y'all weak, machine dependant losers. Forklift these NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE Sounds like something someone who didn’t pass a forklift test might say 
|
|
#
?
Mar 7, 2023 18:44
|
|
|
BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Sounds like something someone who didn’t pass a forklift test might say Gtfo forklift school dropout!! 
|
|
#
?
Mar 7, 2023 19:07
|
|
|
Certificate these guns!
|
|
#
?
Mar 7, 2023 19:07
|
|
|
Just flexing my big muscles. Ready to lift things with my body LIKE A REAL MAN
|
|
#
?
Mar 7, 2023 19:59
|
|
|
Bitch tits motherfucker. Flunked out of forklift school.
|
|
#
?
Mar 7, 2023 22:49
|
|
|
Lord Awkward posted:Can you even lift (20 feet) bro? Never send a human to do a machine's job This is my forklift! MY FORKLIFT!
|
|
#
?
Mar 7, 2023 23:24
|
|
|
Nuts and Gum posted:This is my forklift! MY FORKLIFT! Hell yeah, that thing looks sweet. I'd drive that bitch.
|
|
#
?
Mar 8, 2023 03:21
|
|
|
You know, I read something claiming that the Russian army was falling behind logistically because they had not embraced the advantages of palletization and forklifts
|
|
#
?
Mar 8, 2023 03:56
|
|
|
I got a sweet lead on like 2 or 3 forklifts going up for auction next month lmk
|
|
#
?
Mar 8, 2023 03:57
|
|
|
It's strange how you never see a forklift get inspected or maintained. Right? Never seen a forklift get refueled. Never seen one get cleaned out. Just turn the key and go every day for 10 years. Maybe by then it get's a "refurnish" and a stroke of paint. Never seen the propane tank replaced. The tires merely work hardens over time, never replaced. If the seat get a tear, just throw aaaaa... anything on top of it. The mast and misc. bits grow fine hairs to avoid chafing and wear. Natures perfect predator imo.
|
|
#
?
Mar 8, 2023 04:08
|
|
|
I remember when I got certified on an old Toyota lift and I had so much fun driving it to the pick and then taking 2 minutes to get a pallet down when it should take like 9 seconds because I was nervous as hell. Good times and I miss doing it. Of course I got super excited when I got certified on the Commander
|
|
#
?
Mar 8, 2023 05:04
|
|
|
oldpainless posted:I remember when I got certified on an old Toyota lift and I had so much fun driving it to the pick and then taking 2 minutes to get a pallet down when it should take like 9 seconds because I was nervous as hell. Good times and I miss doing it. Of course I got super excited when I got certified on the Commander that thing looks fuckin sweet
|
|
#
?
Mar 8, 2023 05:07
|
|
|
oldpainless posted:I remember when I got certified on an old Toyota lift and I had so much fun driving it to the pick and then taking 2 minutes to get a pallet down when it should take like 9 seconds because I was nervous as hell. Good times and I miss doing it. Of course I got super excited when I got certified on the Commander Aw hell yeah
|
|
#
?
Mar 8, 2023 05:08
|
|
|
istewart posted:You know, I read something claiming that the Russian army was falling behind logistically because they had not embraced the advantages of palletization and forklifts I'd believe it. oldpainless posted:I remember when I got certified on an old Toyota lift and I had so much fun driving it to the pick and then taking 2 minutes to get a pallet down when it should take like 9 seconds because I was nervous as hell. Good times and I miss doing it. Of course I got super excited when I got certified on the Commander drat!! That thing looks dope as gently caress!!
|
|
#
?
Mar 8, 2023 12:46
|
|
|
oldpainless posted:I remember when I got certified on an old Toyota lift and I had so much fun driving it to the pick and then taking 2 minutes to get a pallet down when it should take like 9 seconds because I was nervous as hell. Good times and I miss doing it. Of course I got super excited when I got certified on the Commander Post a big pic of this machine pls so I can better understanding of how it works (and maybe whack off to it). Your small image currently links only to a stinking image host ad.
|
|
#
?
Mar 8, 2023 12:54
|
|
|
Sorry you weak bodied forklift users can't stay on the first page. Let me use my powerful muscles to pull you out of the second page.
|
|
#
?
Mar 8, 2023 20:12
|
|
|
True strength comes from knowing how and when to harness the power of humanity’s greatest invention.
|
|
#
?
Mar 8, 2023 20:37
|
|
|
Fuckit, just ignore the non-FORKLIFT CERTIFIED goof here.
|
|
#
?
Mar 8, 2023 21:02
|
|
|
Certified RIPPED
|
|
#
?
Mar 8, 2023 21:10
|
|
|
My dad can lift as much as a forklift but he doesn’t because he’s not a show off like SOME people.
|
|
#
?
Mar 8, 2023 21:13
|
|
|
Why be strong if you can't show it off?
|
|
#
?
Mar 8, 2023 21:35
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 13, 2024 20:52 |
|
|
My dads forklift can beat up your dads forklift
|
|
#
?
Mar 8, 2023 22:25
|
|
