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Scrolling GBS on my phone makes it look like this thread is talking about being FOR KLIFT certified!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ask not what you can do for Klift, ask what Klift can do for you
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Klift is real and my friend. They showed me the proper way to use a counterbalance forklift.
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Mar 8, 2023 22:47
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Some triflin rear end bitches walking outside the yellow lined paths finna get their wigs split by these two man-sized forks
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Mar 8, 2023 22:48
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Oh great it's corporate walk through day GTFO there are some people tryna WORK around here
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Mar 8, 2023 22:51
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I ended up becoming forklift certified because the previous forklift guy got fired for LUI (Lifting under the influence). I was apparently the most level-headed of the people they could spare for the 3 day course.
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Mar 8, 2023 22:54
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Soylent Yellow posted:I ended up becoming forklift certified because the previous forklift guy got fired for LUI (Lifting under the influence). I was apparently the most level-headed of the people they could spare for the 3 day course. I got certified while under the influence.Or CUI if you will.
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Mar 8, 2023 23:29
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Smugworth posted:Some triflin rear end bitches walking outside the yellow lined paths finna get their wigs split by these two man-sized forks When you hear my horn beeping you best be checking your six. I’m on production and these pallets ain’t gonna lift themselves.
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Mar 8, 2023 23:36
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Only thing I'm under the influence of is Almighty God, more snizz than I shake a stick at, and a tallboy of Monster Zero Ultra
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Mar 8, 2023 23:38
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:When you hear my horn beeping you best be checking your six. I’m on production and these pallets ain’t gonna lift themselves. What's unreal is these twerps with pick carts not obeying the right of way. I'm on the forklift, I have the right of way, rear end in a top hat
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Mar 8, 2023 23:38
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I tried to go to the forklift store and they said there is no forklift store, even though I could plainly see forklifts at the store how do I get forklift
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Mar 8, 2023 23:40
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Cabbages and Kings posted:I tried to go to the forklift store and they said there is no forklift store, even though I could plainly see forklifts at the store If you have to ask you can't handle one pal    
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Mar 8, 2023 23:44
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BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKERS
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Mar 8, 2023 23:53
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Smugworth posted:Only thing I'm under the influence of is Almighty God, more snizz than I shake a stick at, and a tallboy of Monster Zero Ultra Fuckin PROfessional right here folks
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Mar 9, 2023 00:07
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Cabbages and Kings posted:I tried to go to the forklift store and they said there is no forklift store, even though I could plainly see forklifts at the store The first rule of Caterpillar is that there’s no going direct with Caterpillar Cultivate a relationship with your regional dealer… motherfucker
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Mar 9, 2023 00:18
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The Butcher posted:After you get your forklift cert you can get ordained as well online for about $20. it was in the wild wild west of the early internet when practically anything was possible,
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Mar 9, 2023 00:27
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istewart posted:The first rule of Caterpillar is that there’s no going direct with Caterpillar Like the 🅾️perator Pro always says, you take care of your regional dealer and your regional dealer will take care of you
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Mar 9, 2023 01:32
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Cabbages and Kings posted:I tried to go to the forklift store and they said there is no forklift store, even though I could plainly see forklifts at the store like I said, I got some leads on an auction going up next month
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Mar 9, 2023 01:34
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Thinkin bout getting skid steer certified just to have something to putt around the yard in. Heard the test is open book, multiple choice, and you get points for spelling your name right 
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Mar 9, 2023 01:34
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Smugworth posted:Thinkin bout getting skid steer certified just to have something to putt around the yard in. Heard the test is open book, multiple choice, and you get points for spelling your name right That being said, it took me about 20 minutes or so while drunk to get FORKLIFT CERTIFIED so you can probably get it done even faster if you're sober.
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Mar 9, 2023 01:55
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Coming up on a full week of being FORKLIFT CERTIFIED now, I gotta tell you my life has changed immensely. All for the better mind you. You too can become a fuckin legend and certified badass by clicking on this link: https://alison.com/course/forklift-...ASAAEgLHefD_BwE
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Mar 10, 2023 00:24
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Lol at all the losers in this thread hating on forklifts that got hand truck certified
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Mar 10, 2023 00:43
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I was working at a place today that had a bunch of forklifts rolling around and was all like "gently caress yeah bro, I can do that poo poo cause I'm FORKLIFT CERTIFIED"!
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Mar 10, 2023 22:05
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I had to use THIS BULLSHIT at work today!! Don't they know I am Forklift CERTIFIED??? It's an insult, like handing davinci a goddam box of crayons!
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Mar 10, 2023 22:16
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We used to race around the shop on those things. Pallet jacks are great fun.
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Mar 10, 2023 23:20
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Haven't touched a pallet jack since I was 10
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Mar 10, 2023 23:56
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there was this turn in the factory where you'd have to pallet jack drive pallets of drug that were 2-8c storage through a hallway loaded drat near to the airlock doors with stuff that was 30-60c storage, on the way to the 2-8c cooler right next to the locker with 30-60c samples and the logbook for them; and it was a 45 degree turn right into the pallets. I learned that one real fast but so many people would crash it and you'd just hear vials of drugs crack when they did it. It was very stupid, it was like a 2cm clearance at best. Newbies would just crash poo poo and just keep backing up and retrying the bad angle. Only certain people were allowed to move pallets with jacks through the facility to the loading dock/cooler when we did cytotoxic lyo drugs.
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Mar 11, 2023 00:12
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Re pallet jacks if you’re a badass you drive one of these bad boys: If you’re an exceptionally gifted toddler maybe you can work your way up to one of these for dorks 
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Mar 11, 2023 00:23
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Re pallet jacks if you’re a badass you drive one of these bad boys: we had one at the drug factory but it literally couldn't get through the hallways because it was a modified office building that they turned into an aseptic core lol, the hallways were literally 2 pallets wide at most just insane poo poo, and that plant is still validated and will always find a buyer the warehouse dudes loved unloading the cooler and the dock with that thing, though, always asked production why we were so pissed about moving pallets edit: moving and lifting pallets is serious business MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 00:28 on Mar 11, 2023 |
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Mar 11, 2023 00:24
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MrQwerty posted:we had one at the drug factory but it literally couldn't get through the hallways because it was a modified office building that they turned into an aseptic core lol, the hallways were literally 2 pallets wide at most During my time as a warehouse worker I think I spent time in nearly every department and used pretty much every different truck we had. Pallet jacks, reach trucks, cherry pickers, tuggers (lol). Best time though was probably when I worked in receiving. We had this sit-down late-model Hyster with a joystick instead of levers that was fast as hell. Loved offloading trailers with that thing.
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Mar 11, 2023 00:36
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:During my time as a warehouse worker I think I spent time in nearly every department and used pretty much every different truck we had. Pallet jacks, reach trucks, cherry pickers, tuggers (lol). Best time though was probably when I worked in receiving. We had this sit-down late-model Hyster with a joystick instead of levers that was fast as hell. Loved offloading trailers with that thing. there were capouts we did with TORs of like 80 minutes so you'd throw a pallet down then run it into the 2-8c with a pallet jack on the industrial lift outside that room almost directly into the cooler, and watching those guys take all 7-8 pallets out of the cooler into the 2-8c refrigerator truck the next day with one of those electric pallet jacks while not changing shoe covers, in street clothes and just signing logbooks was just like  I just had to gown out of a cleanroom, wrap this fucker by hand and throw it in a cooler and you get to use THAT
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Mar 11, 2023 00:44
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Only real forklift operators will get these posts
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Mar 11, 2023 00:48
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Smugworth posted:Only real forklift operators will get these posts So few understand this.
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Mar 11, 2023 02:13
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Nooner posted:I had to use THIS BULLSHIT at work today!! Bro, that's a fuckin humans rights violation right there . I'm currently at the pub. Hoping to get drunker than I did last Friday night and then see how many tries it takes me to get FORKLIFT CERTIFIED this time.
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Mar 11, 2023 02:56
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MrQwerty posted:there were capouts we did with TORs of like 80 minutes so you'd throw a pallet down then run it into the 2-8c with a pallet jack on the industrial lift outside that room almost directly into the cooler, and watching those guys take all 7-8 pallets out of the cooler into the 2-8c refrigerator truck the next day with one of those electric pallet jacks while not changing shoe covers, in street clothes and just signing logbooks was just like We had this bay of rowed racks that we used for FIFO perishables because they were accessible only from the front and back of the row. Receiving would put product in from the back and production would bulk pick from the front. We primarily used it for pallets of bottled water that were about 4200lbs and even I would get a little nervous lifting those things up with the reach trucks. They were right at the max capacity of the truck and you could feel the back end wanting to tip while you had it in the air.
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Mar 11, 2023 02:59
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:We had this bay of rowed racks that we used for FIFO perishables because they were accessible only from the front and back of the row. Receiving would put product in from the back and production would bulk pick from the front. We primarily used it for pallets of bottled water that were about 4200lbs and even I would get a little nervous lifting those things up with the reach trucks. They were right at the max capacity of the truck and you could feel the back end wanting to tip while you had it in the air.
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Mar 11, 2023 03:08
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wesleywillis posted:But you're a real FORKLIFT CERTIFIED OPERATOR, so you weren't scared right?
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Mar 11, 2023 03:59
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wesleywillis posted:But you're a real FORKLIFT CERTIFIED OPERATOR, so you weren't scared right? Of course not. Full confidence in my ability. You think they give certification to just anyone?
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Mar 11, 2023 04:09
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Keep it on the rails, guys
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Mar 11, 2023 04:50
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Yeah yeah, we all do coke here. We're fuckin FORKLIFT CERTIFIED.
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