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That kid gonna get so much trim.
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What up forkbros? Gotta tell ya something. I was working at a place today that sells building supplies. There were pallets of poo poo everywhere. I needed to get my machine in to one particular spot to do some work but there was something in the way. We tried to find someone but I don't know what the gently caress. They were all taking a smoke break or something. I said "let me do it". I probably should have told them that I was FORKLIFT CERTIFIED, but I just kept that to myself. Well, I got up in to the well worn seat of this thing right here:  Fired up the engine, lifted up the forks a bit, tilted them bitches back, threw it in reverse, and ooooohhhh boy did I ever back that thing up like 30-35 feet without running in to anything. It was pretty fuckin glorious I gotta say. I did my work and when it was all over, got back in to the fart seat, repeated the procedure except this time I went forward, didn't impale anything and put it right back where I found it. If my Mom were still alive, she's be all like "thats my son there, he's FORKLIFT CERTIFIED"! If my dad had been watching, I bet a tear would have formed in his eye as he proudly beamed "thats my boy"! to anyone who would listen. My brother's would have been all like gently caress YEAH!! Its been like 2 or three weeks since I came home drunk from the pub and decided to become FORKLIFT CERTIFIED, online, for free, but it changed my life. The 20 minutes I spent doing the test two or three times or whatever the gently caress were totally worth it. I took control of my destiny, and you can too. Go to the link in the OP of this thread, sign up fork the FORKLIFT CERTIFICATION course and Take CONTROL of YOUR DESTINY!!
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I think future GBS mods should be forklift certified. Just in case
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istewart posted:I think future GBS mods should be forklift certified. Just in case
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istewart posted:I think future GBS mods should be forklift certified. Just in case Yup. This 100% Smugworth posted:
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I think all mods should be FORKLIFT CERTIFIED. Not just for GBS Admins too, theres some HEAVY LIFTING that needs to be done modding this place
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wesleywillis posted:I think all mods should be FORKLIFT CERTIFIED. Thanks for your support, wesleywillis
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Studies show that 99.9% of voters prefer to vote for a candidate who has forklift certification. The remaining 0.1% of voters aren’t anyone you’d want in your base anyway.
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Mar 24, 2023 00:46
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i drive a big forklift thats rated for up 50,000 lbs at work sometimes, its pretty fun but theres no power steering so lol
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Mar 24, 2023 00:50
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wesleywillis posted:I think all mods should be FORKLIFT CERTIFIED. I mean for real, what if we gotta build out a new data center in a hurry? That's best done with power assistance
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istewart posted:I mean for real, what if we gotta build out a new data center in a hurry? That's best done with power assistance ikr
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Studies show that 99.9% of voters prefer to vote for a candidate who has forklift certification. The remaining 0.1% of voters aren’t anyone you’d want in your base anyway. wesleywillis posted:I bet that if you get forklift certified, you could even run for PRESIDENT!!
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Mar 24, 2023 00:57
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Hope everyone got recertified this year
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God has it been a year already?
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it's all fine and dandy that i gotta get recertified, but who recertifies the certifyers????
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Booty Pageant posted:it's all fine and dandy that i gotta get recertified, but who recertifies the certifyers???? God
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