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What will best describe your reaction if Jon Jones wins the heavyweight title?
This poll is closed.
Hysterical laughter 3 8.33%
Deep-seated frustration 5 13.89%
A sigh of resignation 12 33.33%
Unironic celebration 1 2.78%
Anticipation for inevitable title stripping 15 41.67%
Total: 36 votes
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D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006

I bet $10 to win $300 that either fighter would win by submission in the first two minutes of round 1. Missed it by 3 seconds.

gently caress

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Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Benson Cunningham posted:

I mean, gently caress Jones forever, but he embarrassed Gane there.

Yup pretty much

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Invertered tea cup hurts like a motherfucker.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Dana looks horrible.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
"Undisputed"

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

French McGregor

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Oh poo poo, fiancee. Lady, run

got some chores tonight
Feb 18, 2012

honk honk whats for lunch...

DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:

laughing my rear end off at anyone ever considering Khabib in the conversation as GOAT

he actually just stole khabib's leg mount so this was basically a win for khabib

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Congrats to the Undisputed Champ.... wherever he is at the moment, France maybe? Miss you, Francis!

Tom Clancy is Dead
Jul 13, 2011

That was the best Jones has looked in 6 years.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Benson Cunningham posted:

I mean, gently caress Jones forever, but he embarrassed Gane there.

100%, it's the worst

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Hit Man posted:

Jesus Christ this guy comes in on a McDonald's diet and takes the belt in a minute

He's a piece of poo poo, but at least in this spirit he keeps the trashweight tradition alive. There's no other way to be a heavyweight UFC champ than doing that

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

His dad looks like an amalgamation of every shady deacon ever

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








send DC inside to interview him

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
did Gane even throw a punch? were the rumours true?

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
Jones is just S tier levels of heat. Colby can't even begin to generate the kind of heat that Jon Jones generates just by existing and being himself

JHomer722
Jul 30, 2006

And you, you ridiculous people, you expect me to help you.

Tweak posted:

send DC inside to interview him

Walter Sobchak
Jul 27, 2014

Mark it zero, next frame.
very easy for jon scones

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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Tom Clancy is Dead posted:

That was the best Jones has looked in 6 years.

Obviously we didn’t see much in that fight, but he looked incredibly strong. He was pushing Gane around like it was nothing.

Goofballs
Jun 2, 2011



would be cool to see that Ngannou fight now

Benson Cunningham
Dec 9, 2006

Chief of J.U.N.K.E.R. H.Q.
Oh my god gently caress this speech harder than the outcome of the match

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
Oh my god he's even more full of poo poo now

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

I’ve never been more sure that god doesn’t exist

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Wow what a good Christian this guy is, I bet his life is full of good deeds and.... :crossarms:

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

Jesus was not the one that helped you win. :colbert:

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
I hate this man so much.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
whoever i quoted that said 'this is for machida', i didn't think he was going to use that choke

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Ginette Reno posted:

Jones is just S tier levels of heat. Colby can't even begin to generate the kind of heat that Jon Jones generates just by existing and being himself

thats false

the heat he generates is because he actively pretends to be someone he isnt and its transparent

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

DC's already back in the parking lot getting into his car

Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.
wait is this the same lady he's been with for like 10 years?

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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blue footed boobie posted:

I hate this man so much.

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
He's such a piece of poo poo

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~

Lid posted:

thats false

the heat he generates is because he actively pretends to be someone he isnt and its transparent

It's because Colby is trying to play a part, but jon is genuinely a huge piece of poo poo

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Akbar posted:

wait is this the same lady he's been with for like 10 years?

cheated on her relentlessly and assaulted her over that time too, she left him last year but seems she came back

Tom Clancy is Dead
Jul 13, 2011

Lid posted:

thats false

the heat he generates is because he actively pretends to be someone he isnt and its transparent

However the person who does that is Jones just existing and being himself. His authentic self is putting up an unauthentic righteous facade while being a right bastard.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Akbar posted:

wait is this the same lady he's been with for like 10 years?

Its hard to find a woman who can take a punch and put up with you running around crashing cars, doing coke and banging anyone who'll let you.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



I 100% ain't gonna watch his fights so this at least lets me watch less UFC

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Jon Jones is going to gently caress Stipe Miocic

Brut
Aug 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 17 days!
At least we can all go to bed early.

gently caress.

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got some chores tonight
Feb 18, 2012

honk honk whats for lunch...
i wish he called out dc

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