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What will best describe your reaction if Jon Jones wins the heavyweight title?
This poll is closed.
Hysterical laughter 3 8.33%
Deep-seated frustration 5 13.89%
A sigh of resignation 12 33.33%
Unironic celebration 1 2.78%
Anticipation for inevitable title stripping 15 41.67%
Total: 36 votes
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Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Lid posted:

thats false

the heat he generates is because he actively pretends to be someone he isnt and its transparent

the thing is Colby is doing it as an act and to generate heat

but Jones is doing it because he's insanely uncomfortable in his own skin and can't stand who he is so he can't help but be the fakest piece of poo poo. it owns

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Goofballs
Jun 2, 2011



I'd honestly kind of prefer if he dropped slurs no one has heard said out loud in a 100 years than this jesus poo poo from someone who is so transparently cynical and unhinged

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe

got some chores tonight posted:

he actually just stole khabib's leg mount so this was basically a win for khabib

Jones has what he has and also is nine feet tall with ten feet reach and the best possible bases for mma: roids, self-consciousness, and utter fear of all opponents

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
smh real lack of Prayer-Warriors itt

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I'm glad the greatest fighter of all time Jon Jones has proven himself once again

Hit Man
Mar 6, 2008

I hope after I die people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a lot of money."

I mean Francis beat Gane with wrestling on one leg so Jones ending this poo poo on the first takedown shouldn't surprise us.

But ugh, gently caress Jon Jones

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

Jerusalem posted:

Jon Jones is going to gently caress Stipe Miocic

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NiCEdGU6ki8

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
we did forget that Jones stupid long limbs more than just reach in striking let him hit submissions at very weird angles

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
imagine if dana and the entire company wasn't a massive piece of poo poo. imagine what even the ufc could do with jones / ngannou to unify.

The Automator
Jan 16, 2009
Stipe as boring and incomprehensible as ever in an interview

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


:lol:

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Gane would've been dead if they let Jones keep the toetape on. Brings me no joy to say this

JHomer722
Jul 30, 2006

And you, you ridiculous people, you expect me to help you.

At least Jones got kicked in the dick

fyallm
Feb 27, 2007



College Slice
Thank you Dr. Disrespect for doing a Super Boost than Jon Bone Jones would win by submission, appreciate the extra money!

fyallm fucked around with this message at 07:14 on Mar 5, 2023

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
How soon til we hear Gane had one hand and dengue fever

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
i hope his pulsings don't play up

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://twitter.com/JonnyBones/status/1631221995248685056?t=b1acNJsuiC5H7VK36hFkZg&s=19

omg chael crash
Jul 8, 2012

Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.


I, personally, am glad that -Atom- no longer posts here

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010
poo poo looked rigged. there's "Gane is massively comfortable grappling" and there's "Gane did absolutely nothing but sit there while Jones adjusted the choke"

I can't prove it but that's fine. poo poo was rigged and Jones fuckin' sucks.

delightful
Jul 20, 2022
Jon Jones is back to remind us we aren't allowed to have good things

COPE 27
Sep 11, 2006

The Automator posted:

Stipe as boring and incomprehensible as ever in an interview

I was shocked when I learned he was born in the United States

fyallm
Feb 27, 2007



College Slice

Snowman_McK posted:

poo poo looked rigged. there's "Gane is massively comfortable grappling" and there's "Gane did absolutely nothing but sit there while Jones adjusted the choke"

I can't prove it but that's fine. poo poo was rigged and Jones fuckin' sucks.

I don't think FanDuel would give Dr. Disrespect a Super Boost on Jon Jones getting a submission if it was rigged

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beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004


already deleted lol

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