How are you coping with the nationwide Adderall shortage?

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SidneyIsTheKiller: Jul 16, 2019; I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...

Pharmacies all across the US are out of Adderall and some orders have been on back order for months. Oddly nobody even really knows why (there's talk of demand being up because of telehealth diagnoses during the pandemic, but the pandemic's been on the wane for over a year, feels odd for it to be impacting the supply chain now), and nobody's doing anything about it!

I can barely get anything done and I'm starting to gain weight--and worst of all--I can no longer masturbate for hours at a time! I heard snorting sudafed is a cheap and dirty alternative which always sounded kinda stupid to me but I'm at the point where I'm considering it! :cocaine:

There's more I could add but I really just can't be hosed to put any more effort into posting right now, so I'll come back and do it later.

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Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004

top notch op good job

# ? Mar 5, 2023 10:43

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Coke.

# ? Mar 5, 2023 10:52

pencilhands: Aug 20, 2022

let me guess, you voted for biden

# ? Mar 5, 2023 10:53

Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004

pencilhands posted:

let me guess, you voted for biden

come on now don't do this

# ? Mar 5, 2023 11:00

Xenocides: Jan 14, 2008; This world looks very scary....

I went through withdrawal and confirmed that yes, I still need medication.

# ? Mar 5, 2023 11:03

Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004

Xenocides posted:

I went through withdrawal and confirmed that yes, I still need medication.

did you read the OP?

# ? Mar 5, 2023 11:06

pencilhands: Aug 20, 2022

Wendigee posted:

come on now don't do this

# ? Mar 5, 2023 11:12

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

You KNOW what would really HELP me FOCUS on MY loving SCHOOLWORK is some loving HARDCORE SPEED! :sludgepal:

# ? Mar 5, 2023 11:16

el dingo: Mar 19, 2009; Ogres are like onions

I'm coping quite well with the nationwide Adderall shortage op ty for asking

# ? Mar 5, 2023 11:19

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

You KNOW what would really HELP me FOCUS on MY loving SCHOOLWORK is some loving HARDCORE SPEED!

Focus? gently caress that. How about a LEXUS.

come on down to

The Lexus December to Remember Suck and gently caress Sales Event

And dial in the goddamned savings

# ? Mar 5, 2023 11:21

thin blue whine: Feb 21, 2004; PLEASE SEE POLICY; Soiled Meat

i don't take adderall so uhh okay i guess?

aren't a lot of surgeons on adderall because if so lol

# ? Mar 5, 2023 11:28

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

Focus? gently caress that. How about a LEXUS.

come on down to

The Lexus December to Remember Suck and gently caress Sales Event

And dial in the goddamned savings

I�m just here for the suck and gently caress, the Lexus is a bonus.

# ? Mar 5, 2023 11:31

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

Don�t snort Sudafed

I suspect I have a hint of the undiagnosed ADHD but since being on Wellbutrin, it�s helped soften some edges (still leave cabinet doors open however so). There�s a bit of pep in there too if you�re looking for that but protip do not rail it, at all.

# ? Mar 5, 2023 11:39

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

teen witch posted:

Don’t snort Sudafed

I suspect I have a hint of the undiagnosed ADHD but since being on Wellbutrin, it’s helped soften some edges (still leave cabinet doors open however so). There’s a bit of pep in there too if you’re looking for that but protip do not rail it, at all.

I keep seeing these posts about you abusing dimetap or whatever.

I wonder to myself if you havent stopped on by to The Lexus December to Remember Suck and gently caress Sales Event

I hope u are doing well

# ? Mar 5, 2023 11:43

pencilhands: Aug 20, 2022

teen witch posted:

Don�t snort Sudafed

I suspect I have a hint of the undiagnosed ADHD but since being on Wellbutrin, it�s helped soften some edges (still leave cabinet doors open however so). There�s a bit of pep in there too if you�re looking for that but protip do not rail it, at all.

I used to snort Wellbutrin pretty frequently. Nothing bad happens

# ? Mar 5, 2023 11:47

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

I keep seeing these posts about you abusing dimetap or whatever.

I wonder to myself if you havent stopped on by to The Lexus December to Remember Suck and gently caress Sales Event

I hope u are doing well

Wrong drug, also we discussed this, I�m having a happy Honda day.

# ? Mar 5, 2023 12:04

down n out: Sep 16, 2008; Nap Ghost

It�s 5 am and I have very serious opinions about the pharmaceutical stimulant shortage.

# ? Mar 5, 2023 12:09

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

down n out posted:

It�s 5 am and I have very serious opinions about the pharmaceutical stimulant shortage.

um, well, that tracks

# ? Mar 5, 2023 12:12

Astrochicken: Aug 13, 2007; So you better go back to your bars, your temples
Your massage parlors!

good thing i lost my job and insurance last august so i don't have to worry about it.

# ? Mar 5, 2023 12:17

Xenocides: Jan 14, 2008; This world looks very scary....

Wendigee posted:

did you read the OP?

I am unmedicated and you expect me to read?

# ? Mar 5, 2023 12:25

Toxic Mental: Jun 1, 2019

Well I've got The Burbs on starring Tom Hanks for the 4th time today. I usually make it at least six times but I'm just not Burbed up any more like I used to be.

# ? Mar 5, 2023 12:28

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003

I don't do amphetamines or pretend I need amphetamines to function normally OP

# ? Mar 5, 2023 12:35

Schweinhund: Oct 23, 2004

SidneyIsTheKiller posted:

Pharmacies all across the US are out of Adderall and some orders have been on back order for months. Oddly nobody even really knows why (there's talk of demand being up because of telehealth diagnoses during the pandemic, but the pandemic's been on the wane for over a year, feels odd for it to be impacting the supply chain now), and nobody's doing anything about it!

I can barely get anything done and I'm starting to gain weight--and worst of all--I can no longer masturbate for hours at a time! I heard snorting sudafed is a cheap and dirty alternative which always sounded kinda stupid to me but I'm at the point where I'm considering it!

There's more I could add but I really just can't be hosed to put any more effort into posting right now, so I'll come back and do it later.

tl;dr

# ? Mar 5, 2023 12:48

Slugworth: Feb 18, 2001; If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Schweinhund posted:

tl;dr

Get this man some Adderall.

# ? Mar 5, 2023 12:54

Astrochicken: Aug 13, 2007; So you better go back to your bars, your temples
Your massage parlors!

what this nation needs, is, subtracterall

# ? Mar 5, 2023 13:06

Saalkin: Jun 29, 2008

I do not need any pills I am of perfectly sound mind and body

# ? Mar 5, 2023 13:10

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

Saalkin posted:

I do not need any pills I am of perfectly sound mind and body

I'll take this person's Adderall ration thanks

# ? Mar 5, 2023 13:40

Cabbages and VHS: Aug 25, 2004; Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.

By thanking God there's presently no benzo shortage and that the only uppers I can handle at this age are coffee and LSD

E: does a small dose of LSD help with attention issues, or cause them? :Thunk;

# ? Mar 5, 2023 13:51

Treecko: Apr 23, 2008; The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!

Try asking someone on the street if they have any meth they can spare

# ? Mar 5, 2023 13:54

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

In march 2021 I asked my gp to get assessed for ADHD. That happened October last year and I have it. Still waiting to be given any medication lol

They don't use Adderall in the UK at all afaik

# ? Mar 5, 2023 14:11

Buce: Dec 23, 2005

do people still take adderal? I though that went out of style like fen-phen.

# ? Mar 5, 2023 14:14

Son of Rodney: Feb 22, 2006; ohmygodohmygodohmygod

I just take methylphenidate instead. Also my country doesn't hate sick people, which helps.

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Szyznyk: Mar 4, 2008

Can�t get baby formula, can�t get meth. This goddamned country.

# ? Mar 5, 2023 14:19

jarofpiss: May 16, 2009

it�s been a real pain in the rear end

# ? Mar 5, 2023 14:35

slurm: Jul 28, 2022; by Hand Knit

Sorry I was at the Adderall factory and ate all the pills then took the production line apart to make improvements

# ? Mar 5, 2023 15:05

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Just pay attention better

# ? Mar 5, 2023 15:06

Slugworth: Feb 18, 2001; If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Szyznyk posted:

Can’t get baby formula, can’t get meth. This goddamned country.

Baby meth is still available though, right??

# ? Mar 5, 2023 15:07

Doctor J Off: Dec 28, 2005; There Is

I am happy to report that marijuana stocks are well filled, op

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STABASS: Apr 18, 2009; Fun Shoe

lotta complaints itt but I bet none of you have even TRIED the healing power of prayer???

# ? Mar 5, 2023 15:34

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