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He found a clam on a Florida beach to make some chowder. Then he counted the rings https://www.yahoo.com/news/found-clam-florida-beach-chowder-203451325.html quote:According to a recent Facebook post from the Gulf Specimen Marine Lab in Panacea, near Tallahassee, an employee, Blaine Parker, was walking along Alligator Point in the Panhandle on Feb. 18, looking for shellfish to make “chowder.” "chowder" 
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Mar 5, 2023 17:13
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I got some chowder for ya pal
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Mar 5, 2023 17:17
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clam is the least good shellfish imo lobster>crab>oyster>shrimp>scallop>mussel>clam
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Mar 5, 2023 17:24
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Nice shellfish he got there
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Mar 5, 2023 17:24
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Sitting around, doing nothing, getting huge for 200 years. This clam is a real goonspiration
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Mar 5, 2023 17:30
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Thou shalt not eat shellfish. It's in the bible.
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Mar 5, 2023 17:32
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guy looks like a ring counter
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Mar 5, 2023 17:33
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Earwicker posted:clam is the least good shellfish imo Where do crawdads fit in here?
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Mar 5, 2023 17:34
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Just imagine how loving racist that clam must be
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Mar 5, 2023 17:37
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200 years running and finally caught by the man, that's life on the clam for ya.
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Mar 5, 2023 17:39
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PureEvil6_13 posted:Where do crawdads fit in here? just a small dirty lobster really
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Mar 5, 2023 17:42
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Earwicker posted:just a small dirty lobster really I've never had lobster, fancy lad!
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Mar 5, 2023 17:48
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Mar 5, 2023 17:57
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chowdah
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Mar 5, 2023 17:59
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Does the clam have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton or…
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Mar 5, 2023 18:00
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PureEvil6_13 posted:I've never had lobster, fancy lad! its good
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Mar 5, 2023 18:02
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“We were just going to eat it, but we thought about it a while and figured it was probably pretty special," oh dang good job not eating the 2 1/2 pound giant clam because it might be special dipshit, more than I'd expect out of Florida rn tbh
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Mar 5, 2023 18:09
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He found the poo poo coming out of my rear end in a top hat, you won't believe what he did next.
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Mar 5, 2023 18:11
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If you count the wrinkles on my nards you'll be able to figure out how old I am nooner
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Mar 5, 2023 18:12
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Earwicker posted:clam is the least good shellfish imo Mussels are garbage. You've had razor clams? Geoducks, gapers? They're all tasty as hell.
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Mar 5, 2023 18:16
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We must destroy it
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Mar 5, 2023 18:51
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Aber-clam Lincoln
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Mar 5, 2023 18:58
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chowdair
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Mar 5, 2023 18:59
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Mega64 posted:Aber-clam Lincoln The War of Northern Clam-gression
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Mar 5, 2023 19:01
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Never trust a mollusk.
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Bouillon Rube posted:The War of Northern Clam-gression 
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Mar 5, 2023 19:05
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Wow, that clam is old, it must have a lot of children. I suddenly realized I have no idea how clams reproduce. e: Ah, apparently they just masturbate and hope for the best.
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Mar 5, 2023 19:07
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Goon clam lol
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Mar 5, 2023 19:11
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super sweet best pal posted:Wow, that clam is old, it must have a lot of children. So like us
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Mar 5, 2023 19:11
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The hustle lives 4eva. 
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Mar 5, 2023 19:13
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super sweet best pal posted:Wow, that clam is old, it must have a lot of children. Konar posted:This clam is a real goonspiration
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Mar 5, 2023 19:15
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crams are mollusks, like squids and poo poo. NOT a shellfish, bitches.
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Mar 5, 2023 19:17
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They just sit around in their filth for 200 years and not do poo poo for their community, sounds pretty shellfish to me
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Mar 5, 2023 19:18
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Just think of all of the tragedies that this rear end in a top hat clam lived through and failed to stop. Civil War, Boer concentration camps, the holocaust, okc bombing etc. And it just loving sat there in the water the whole time
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Mar 5, 2023 19:55
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"chowder"
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Mar 5, 2023 19:58
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Buce posted:crams are mollusks, like squids and poo poo. NOT a shellfish, bitches. many mollusks are shellfish. crustaceans are also shellfish. "shellfish" is not a biological category of animal, it's a culinary/fishery category of food.
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Mar 5, 2023 20:01
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i saw a clam with an enormous gape the other day, only one ring though
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Mar 5, 2023 20:07
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Earwicker posted:many mollusks are shellfish. crustaceans are also shellfish. "shellfish" is not a biological category of animal, it's a culinary/fishery category of food. Is this like how eggs are dairy even tho u can't(?) milk a chicken
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Mar 5, 2023 20:10
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No one paid any attention to this lonely crab on the street. Then, one day, someone came along and saw it. What happened next will make you cry.
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Mar 5, 2023 20:10
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Oh man I bet we gonna get on some tomatoes are a fruit poo poo. It’s got a loving shell and it lives in the ocean, shut the gently caress up with that poo poo brainiac.
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