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CommieGIR posted:Scorched earth seems to be the only thing they are capable of Plucked clean of toilets & microwave-safes and then scorched. There is a set doctrine being followed here.
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Mar 5, 2023 23:08
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Karate Bastard posted:I find it hard to come up with a palatable scenario that can lead to peace in our time. There is always that wacky one where the side that started it, side that is getting wrecked and humiliated, that side, they can stop firing weapons and turn around and walk way. There is only one person on earth (with a thousand or so yes men suckled to him like remoras) that wouldn't actually find that palatable.
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Mar 5, 2023 23:37
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EorayMel posted:]you have a domestic economy ruined via sanctions which aren't going away any time soon(the reverse/deindustrialization comment by economists) on top of a bunch of people running away from Russia and likely won't return, as well as everybody who gets drafted and dies is one less person making pizzas shadow puppet of a fucked around with this message at 00:08 on Mar 6, 2023 |
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Mar 6, 2023 00:02
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Real question for our IK-Mod-Admins watching this thread like a Globalhawk: How much of a celebration can we hold in here if/when its announced that monstrous goblin Kadryov is dead? Like a full page of dance gifs or can we just repost sombre and equivocating PBS/NPR grade announcement tweets without putting this thread back into double-secret probation?
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Mar 6, 2023 01:59
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HonorableTB posted:Vladimir Putin has assumed, without a drop of exaggeration, a historic responsibility by deciding not to leave the solution of the Ukrainian question to future generations.
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Mar 6, 2023 06:54
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Flyinglemur posted:Guy breaks into my house and starts trashing poo poo of course I want it to stop, but I want him to leave. Giving him the bathroom and front hallway doesn't really make a lot of sense. You’d be foolish not to take that option when the other choice presented to you is giving up the front hallway, bathroom and mud room and the snug. Look at you war mongering away from the comfort of your lavish toileted orangerie and scullery.
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Mar 6, 2023 16:38
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Gonna call him PoochPooch instead.
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Mar 6, 2023 17:21
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zone posted:Voenkors collectively are panicking about some potential offensive aimed at occupied Zaporizhzhia oblast. Someone should reply to their concerns to put them at ease.
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Mar 7, 2023 04:25
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I hope I live long enough to one day see the beautiful future where Crimea is the Jersey Shore of Ukraine where its wholly part of New Jersey but its infested each weekend with Russians/New Yorkers getting fleeced for trashy t-shirts and highway robbed to the future's currency equivalent of €7.000 euro bottle service table spend minimums on Sunday nights at Temptations. They can drunk drive home at 7am Monday morning, broke, partied out down through the always-rigged-to-blow "Moskova II"-christened chunnel between formerly rival landmasses. What a wonderful world.
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Mar 7, 2023 08:47
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Solovyov’s wealthy, beautiful, Londoner son must be eating such exquisite squirrels in the see-and-be-seen cafes and nightclubs. Hopefully someone can overnight him a fishbloc to provide adequate sustenance in these trying days. Fashionable, on-trend fish only though. Or timeless ones like a birkin fish.
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Mar 7, 2023 17:50
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Karate Bastard posted:Actually it gives you scrapie rabies cerebral salt-wasting syndrome. Poot-poot is a waste salt.
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Mar 7, 2023 19:07
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Luchy-Louch is a great big dummy and I look forward to when he is reduced to political insignificance and forced into exile and a board seat at the Carlyle Group and a comfortable pied a tierre in Zurich.
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Mar 7, 2023 20:14
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If only Germany will stop halting all investment in new massive-twisted-up-rubber band power plants for nebulous environmental reasons.
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Mar 7, 2023 22:52
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Deadly Ham Sandwich posted:Brits wish they had squirrel. Now they're so broke they are eating fish 'n chips without the fish. Just the chips. And no that's not hyperbole. Brexit really hosed over fishing hard. I think anyone seeing a chip butty, fairy bread or a toast sandwich for the first time is allowed to make some stark judgements about the islands ability to feed itself long term.
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Mar 8, 2023 02:51
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How in the hell are people giving orders on the Russian side still alive? Is the allure of a fishblock sent back home that irresistible?
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Mar 10, 2023 18:47
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Putin watched that episode of DS9 where the wounded vorta got all his jem’hadar killed in a plodding frontal assault and wept at the beauty of it. Then shat himself Then chipped a chunk of hake off some mobliks fishblock that fell off the truck.
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Mar 10, 2023 18:59
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Imagine running out of mercenaries. Poot-Poot-MaGoot spent too much time tattling on his classmates and not enough time playing Jagged Alliance 2 on his Russian university’s 486DX2/33 mainframe
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Mar 10, 2023 22:52
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How would you best take out a fighter jet with the supplies you can source in a rural area and carry in say two or three trips from a wheelbarrow? Stack up some really dry wood around one of the landing gear and douse it with gas and run? There is no guarantee there is more than fumes in the planes tank. You'd have to hope that the flames find their way to some wires or the leaf filled sacks they keep in the cockpit for warming insulation. You could spend a month growing thermite from your bbs instructions and then mail order some magnesum strips to light it but that means you have to climb atop the plane to make your thermite bore-heap and find a suitable area for a fist size bit of burn. The plane probably already has a dozen of those. And the mail order magnesium risks the attention of the FSB. How would you fuckup a fighter plane simply and fast?
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Mar 11, 2023 01:18
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teen witch posted:Muscovy sounds like a salty fish treat with a lot of strong opinions as to its preparation Better yet, don't use the word Muscovy at all and instead call both Russia-Moscow and acidic Jamaican fish preparation by one word: "escovitch" It would create a constant lingering confusion about weather you were talking about a slavic landmas or a brined red snapper
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Mar 11, 2023 21:44
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Looks like the first person to die at the kremlin was the chief diversity officer. Get a clue Poouut-pooootz.
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Mar 12, 2023 01:11
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zone posted:You idiots can't even supply the existing forces on the line. Where the gently caress do you expect to find supplies and kit for 70 million mobiks? China isn't going to come and save you, you know that right? That is nearly a full percentage point of the total annual global fishery catch in paired 5kg bereavement fishblocs. Entirely doable imho.
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Mar 12, 2023 05:48
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Russia should really be throwing out a series of 99 year leases on everything china covets. They might get a modern city out it, brimming with microwaves.
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Mar 12, 2023 18:47
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HonorableTB posted:Just a heads up, we don't call the Russians that term here as it's a slur. And don't try and slip in a 'snotlings' or 'grots' either. Its all banned.
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Mar 13, 2023 03:52
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Recognize and any all Russian claims on Swiss territory imho.
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Mar 13, 2023 05:15
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Give them a filthy little Liechten-kalinn-stein-grad to deal with inside their alpen cauldron.
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Mar 13, 2023 06:00
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Please don't fight in front of the dainty microwave.
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Mar 13, 2023 11:23
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zone posted:https://twitter.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1635342782238969856 Boom. Roasted.
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Mar 13, 2023 23:51
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Three weeks until russia dusts off its charabanc fleet for troop transport
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Mar 14, 2023 11:23
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zone posted:Nothing says how much Russia is winning like terrified collaborators pleading to be anywhere but in Ukraine. Though somehow I doubt all of them will have the chance to make it out, with those left having to look to themselves as best they can after being abandoned. Oh well, sucks to be them. A safe bet would be to move them all over to Collab-nistria. A thin strip of land loaded with collaborators.
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Mar 14, 2023 15:13
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Time to deny Russia the continued use of military jet aircraft. Who has street view open and knows where to find a lot of dry wood and gas cans?
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Mar 14, 2023 20:17
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Nelson Mandingo posted:bloodthirsty banderite.
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Mar 15, 2023 10:39
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Please describe in detail your clandestine transit of porn to a midnight patrolman.
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Mar 15, 2023 23:17
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If you think about it, students are a net drain on the economy and a constant source of problems for any government. Putin is wise to now turn to scour them from the Russian populace as the Ukraine issue is being settled. What a bright future.
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Mar 16, 2023 15:41
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Any updates on the status of current day Potemkin McDonald’s operations inside Russia? If they’ve moved up past outdoor uncovered storage of buns then I suspect the sinister hand of the heniken group in getting them back and functional. Personally I’d hope they are just down to offering the mcshrimp and a gluten flavour dipping sauce.
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Mar 16, 2023 22:06
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Solovyov's beautiful hot house violet son is off limits until he makes a pro-war statement.
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Mar 16, 2023 23:52
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Hearing rumblings that Austria is finally getting ready to commit to a military assistance package consisting of:
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Mar 17, 2023 01:17
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Borscht posted:Someones never seen crimson tide But I have watched Starship Mine a dozen times
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Mar 17, 2023 02:21
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zone posted:It appears something else is burning in Rostov. Someone just dropped their 300 foot cigarette. Perfectly normal.
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Mar 17, 2023 09:12
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"Russian airplane inspector... go gently caress yourself!"
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Mar 17, 2023 13:09
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Pray for those OGs. Having to be first to see the poo-strewn filth of Russian defensive positions can’t be an easy task.
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Mar 17, 2023 17:53
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