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I still think Russia should just go back to Russia and be nice. Dumbest war ever.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2023 08:14 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 23:29 |
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I love how British people pronounce squirrel. Also "once-Great Britian" aaaaaaa I see what you did there! Snipe!
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2023 20:24 |
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Karate Bastard posted:It was totally Luxembourg. So we're just going to ignore the Liechtenstein in the room?
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2023 23:07 |
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Karate Bastard posted:No no this guy is on to something The war between Luxembourg and Finland sets the outline to a set of comedic stories about a rally team, gay couple's fishing trip, two hoodlums' last school days in the spring and a haunted hotel among others.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2023 01:45 |
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Apparently a tank battle around Vuhledar with a Ukrainian win today? Lots of Russian armor/tanks taken out? Maybe they should just go home.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2023 02:19 |
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Tai posted:https://twitter.com/JuliaDavisNews/status/1633335134979072001 You see Russian's can't live abroad for long if the whole world is Russia! Bad joke aside I have this vague feeling that Russia is just trying to get out of Russia and into Eastern Europe for some reason. Is it access to better warm water ports and better farmland? Also I have a probably misguided sense that when Russians talk about Russia, they really talking about the section between Eastern Europe and the Volga. Is that accurate? Is developing Eastern Russia not practical?
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2023 19:38 |
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HonorableTB posted:Siberia and the Far East are so sparsely populated with such a large land mass that it is extremely impractical to develop it beyond natural resource extraction. The only reason there's as many people as there are in those areas right now (aside from native peoples already there) is that the Russian colonization of the East was deliberate and involved specifically constructing military posts, citadels, and forts to establish control over an area then internally deporting colonists to live there from the West. The Trans-Siberian Railway exists but in most places it's literally just two tracks (or sometimes one! with pull offs for traffic control) for hundreds of miles. Russia is impossibly large. You probably think it's a long way down to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts compared to Russia. Awesome post. So yeah my thinking wasn't too far off. Russian has plenty of space to develop but Putin goes for "No I'll have this space in Ukraine instead". Jerk. Found this interesting picture.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2023 20:12 |
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HonorableTB posted:To answer your question about warm water ports, the only one Russia has is Sevastopol and that's why they're so bugshit crazy about Crimea in particular. Sevastopol's year-round ice free deep water port was so valuable that the location was the reason for Russia invading and annexing Crimea in 1783. I assumed as much regarding Sevastopol. I guess just annexing Crimea was easier/cheaper than creating new or expanding existing ports on the Black Sea? Novorossiysk not good enough?
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2023 20:24 |
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HonorableTB posted:Novorossiysk is one of the largest ports in the Black Sea, for sure. However, it's not as good as Sevastopol because while Novorossiysk is ice-free all year AND deep enough for blue water ships, in winter navigation can sometimes just completely halt because of the bora wind coming from the northeast. A bora wind is a katabatic wind that happens specifically near the Adriatic Sea, and if you don't know what a katabatic wind is, it's a wind gust that can reach hurricane force speeds and drops on you from above because that kind of wind carries high density air from a higher elevation, and gravity bombs you with it at windspeeds that can reach up to 190mph (300 km/h). Makes port work not ideal when your entire reason for being there is to have an ice-free port; much easier to just use Sevastopol which doesn't have HIMARS hitting your naval base in the form of unexpected hurricane winds that last for 15 minutes for 40% of the year Excellent post again! Thanks! I also found this from a bora in Novorossiysk. I don't think the ships on the left are having a good day. It looks like Russia is/was trying to build a deep water port further north at Port Taman. Obviously not ideal since you have to build the piers further out to accommodate the large ships but at least no bora winds there (maybe).
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2023 21:46 |
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HonorableTB posted:To be fair so does the US, and I'm pretty sure every world leader has a poo guy. Edit: Move along. DiomedesGodshill fucked around with this message at 23:41 on Mar 8, 2023 |
# ¿ Mar 8, 2023 22:56 |
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Putin should just say "Welp we lost and let's all go home and have blyatzza"
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2023 05:19 |
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Strategic Tea posted:This is what happens when you allow rural voters to field candidates that reflect what they actually want What is it with rural less-educated people and their obsession over billionaire strong men (who gladly grift their base)? I had to roll my eyes at the Russian excuse for their latest missile attack, because the border incursion totally happened.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2023 22:14 |
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HonorableTB posted:It actually did. A group of anti-Putinist Russian nationalists called the Russian Volunteer Corps were the ones that did it. They formed up to fight for the Azovs in 2014 and claims to be a part of the International Legions, but Ukraine has not confirmed those claims. The founder is Denis Nikitin. I stand corrected. Thank you Goon Sir. o7
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2023 01:59 |
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Karma Comedian posted:Russian diplomacy: The destruction of the Russian army in 2022-23?
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2023 16:21 |
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HonorableTB posted:Hahaha holy gently caress partisans set a Su-27 on fire at the Central Corner air base in Artyom, Primorsky Krai.
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2023 23:05 |
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FT posted:This week’s salvo of Russian nuclear-capable hypersonic missiles targeted at key Ukrainian infrastructure was a worrying indicator of what a cornered Putin might do. Cornered? How the gently caress is he cornered? He could just bring his forces back home?
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2023 22:50 |
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bob dobbs is dead posted:why settle for callin it grand duke when you can call it Megaduke This made me really laugh. Well done.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2023 23:27 |
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Karate Bastard posted:He has spent decades carefully building a criminal autharitarian bullshit deathstate corner, and backing into it. Now he is in the corner, cornered. There is no way out of the corner. To remain in the corner, he must continue to be awful, or be removed the way awful tyrants normally are. So he's cornered cornered. Probably double secret cornered by NATO so cornered cornered cornered cornered. But hey he's allegedly loving a gymnast half his age so maybe he could just go do that in his mansion near Sochi, stop this dumb war, and retire. Well he should've retired with the gymnast and not started this stupid war.
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2023 02:18 |
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Karma Comedian posted:This seems close You know the pilots were asking/tempted to draw a dick. I'm actually surprised it doesn't happen more often. I know many USAF pilots that would gleefully draw tracking dicks.
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2023 21:09 |
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Sashimi posted:I wonder what would happen if some dumbass in a MiG flew into one of these super expensive drones? They would both explode and not much else. Iran shot one down and the US just wagged a finger.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2023 23:03 |
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I said it once and I'll say it again. I've been dancing for a LONG time and she is fantastic while he is a spaz. Not sure what lead Seagal to go all in on Russia. So weird. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2023 05:22 |
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What do new tanks drivers drive if there are no tanks to drive?
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2023 15:46 |
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zone posted:https://twitter.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1636076416553963521 Ah yes, the good ole days under Stalin. I, too, long for the return of the Great
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2023 21:44 |
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mobby_6kl posted:Yet more footage is leaking out Oh, it's beautiful! Any word on the fate of the plane?
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2023 16:44 |
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Dr. Quarex posted:This weekend when I do an International Citizen's Arrest on him!!! Intense for Russia maybe. *Finland stares at St Petersburg in Finnish*
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2023 19:59 |
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Butterfly Valley posted:Spaz means spastic and is offensive (in the UK, and i assume some other places) in much the same way retard is. Lizzo and Beyonce both took the word out of songs recently. My apologies for calling Steven Seagal a **** who now identifies as 100% Russian (for some reason). My meaning/context was him being a clumsy dancer with gif included showing him being a very clumsy dancer. I don't follow Lizzo or Beyonce so apologies for that too. Bad post is bad. I ate a six-er which is basically meaningless anyway. Steven Seagal is a wannabe Spetsnaz who shits his pants and dances very badly. Those are facts. DiomedesGodshill fucked around with this message at 01:26 on Mar 19, 2023 |
# ¿ Mar 19, 2023 00:58 |
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"Can you make soup if you put a potato and a piece of poop in the same pot? You can try, but it won't be borscht" Would it be borshit?
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2023 19:52 |
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Alan Smithee posted:#MargaritaThoughts I'd order one but I don't like all the salt.
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2023 02:20 |
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Dwesa posted:https://twitter.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1638587089678737437 I love that she goes through hair and makeup everyday and always goes with the "Bond villain sidekick" look. I bet she isn't very fun at parties.
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2023 21:57 |
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zone posted:https://twitter.com/sternenko/status/1638554308659617797 Gotta find a way to skim/steal while you still can! The construction outfit probably a subsidiary of Big Suka Sukhoi.
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2023 00:39 |
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Pekinduck posted:Congratulations Finland, you've earned it. Way to go Finland!
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2023 01:52 |
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Mom, NATO is touching me!
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2023 16:31 |
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Play posted:A bomb. It's supposed to be a bomb Also is there some sort of unspoken contest going on between the Russian propagandists to see who can say the most vile and bananas things?
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2023 20:39 |
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Toxic Mental posted:My Great Friend Marjorie Taylor Greene I can't imagine Putin being so dumb as to attack Poland lol *looks at the current war* Nevermind, I take it back.
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2023 22:36 |
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It's me. I'm the destroyed plane monument. I think Wagner is going to try to add me to their air force. Jokes on them though because I'm not a real plane.
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2023 19:26 |
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Dwesa posted:
Someone should gift her a rabbit dildo but whoopsies sanctions. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) DiomedesGodshill fucked around with this message at 03:33 on Apr 12, 2023 |
# ¿ Apr 12, 2023 03:28 |
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Play posted:Man this could not get any stupider So within the US military intelligence community is there just one folder on a network drive with all secret and top secret documents in it? It sure seems that way. Why would a Massachusetts Air National Guardsman need access to top secret documents on the war in Ukraine? He's in Massachusetts and in the Air National Guard.
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2023 20:45 |
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:I heard it was photos of crumbled up pages. Like someone got papers, stuffed them into a pocket, took photos. I don't know if that's true at all, but that's what I'm hearing. One article (I think it was the WaPo) said he at first would transcribe the top secret documents to sneak the intel out. As time progressed he got lazy and started taking pictures of the documents instead.
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2023 21:03 |
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Nelson Mandingo posted:https://twitter.com/RepMTG/status/1646615867285708802?cxt=HHwWhICxsYea-tktAAAA This cannot be real.....it's real. What a wild loving timeline.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2023 02:25 |
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