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9/10 I haven't opened NSFW content for at least 6 months
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No. The Bible says that death pays off the things you did in life. (Romans 6:7)
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Mar 5, 2023 23:02
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if god didn't want me to visit those sites He shouldn't have made porn so cool as hell
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Mar 5, 2023 23:06
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Me and God, having an in-depth discussion about FF14's story, the good and the bad, the high points and the low. If God's one of those people who liked Stormblood more than Shadowbringers, he can just send me to hell right loving now.
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Mar 5, 2023 23:07
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Jeffrey Epstein did some crazy Fyad things in life. Can you honestly believe he would respond with "But what's this got to do with pussy?" I just never hope I get caught up in something crazy
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Mar 5, 2023 23:11
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I think it’s hosed up that if you want to jerk off to sexually attractive women you p much end up on gay porn and looking around a bunch of dicks. Or like go the other way and watch people who scared to touch each other let alone slam some meat. 
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Mar 5, 2023 23:29
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Darth Brooks posted:No. The Bible says that death pays off the things you did in life. (Romans 6:7) But faith without good works is dead, and technically looking for randoms to jerk off to is a sin. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
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Mar 5, 2023 23:37
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God totally watches me watching porn. He/she...it? gets off on that poo poo. Real creepy individual that god thing.
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Mar 5, 2023 23:43
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Does revelations have to play out the way it’s written though? No.
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Mar 5, 2023 23:44
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I think it’s hosed up that if you want to jerk off to sexually attractive women you p much end up on gay porn and looking around a bunch of dicks. Or like go the other way and watch people who scared to touch each other let alone slam some meat. "Stop showing me dudes!" I scream at the website algorithms.
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Mar 5, 2023 23:45
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No because I'm not a dumbass and always use incognito mode.
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Mar 5, 2023 23:57
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With all due respect your holiness, this is kinda your fault. I didn't invent hormones - that was your bad.
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Mar 6, 2023 01:08
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No, more like brag to god about the sweet links I’ve enjoyed
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Mar 6, 2023 01:10
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you don't have to explain your web history but he does ask that you explain why you would 3d print a gun dildo
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Mar 6, 2023 01:16
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it seems like a fair question to me.
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Mar 6, 2023 01:16
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If god didn’t want us to watch porn he wouldn’t have made it
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Mar 6, 2023 01:17
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for we are never closer to god than when we are busting
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Mar 6, 2023 01:18
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:If god didn’t want us to watch porn he wouldn’t have made it That's called 'lust of the eyes' and it is to be avoided under punishment of eternal separation from God 
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Mar 6, 2023 01:56
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Hell Yeah posted:you don't have to explain your web history but he does ask that you explain why you would 3d print a gun dildo I'd be embarrassed if he didn't ask frankly
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Mar 6, 2023 02:11
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well this is a thread
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Mar 6, 2023 02:12
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No cimmies march
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Mar 6, 2023 02:12
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Hell Yeah posted:for we are never closer to god than when we are busting  They call it the “little death” for a reason
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Mar 6, 2023 02:18
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no because theres no god
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Mar 6, 2023 02:19
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Space Kablooey posted:no because theres no god According to anyone who is wrong...
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Mar 6, 2023 02:22
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John Donne posted:Batter my heart, three-person'd God, for you That God is one kinky mother fucker. I'd stay away, if I was you.
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Mar 6, 2023 02:29
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that g ova there posted:According to anyone who is wrong... god made nancy reagan
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Mar 6, 2023 02:30
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so really God is the true throat goat
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Mar 6, 2023 02:31
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When I die I wanna be dressed to impress The best, silk suits Versace links on my chest
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Mar 6, 2023 02:41
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He can figure it out, he don't need a small time mortal bitch like me to make sense of it. Oh, he do? Then I guess he ain't the One God bitch!!
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Mar 6, 2023 02:45
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I hope I don't have to explain the old oddinsertion.com site I used to frequent when I die.
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Mar 6, 2023 02:46
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Kirk Vikernes posted:I hope I don't have to explain the old oddinsertion.com site I used to frequent when I die. balance it out with some eveninsertion.com visits
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Mar 6, 2023 02:49
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God fuckin loves big titties
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Mar 6, 2023 02:50
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GBS looks at nothing but porn, pretty surprised by this
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Mar 6, 2023 02:55
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No. That's not how death works idiot. You probably don't even meet "God". God's like busy, man. There's a place and it's the best and everyone's there and you just chill and maybe you get another mortal life in a direct descendant or something or maybe not but it doesn't really matter because your whole existence in this place as a soul or whatever is like the world's best body high. It's fine. Webpages are inconsequential, so is football. No one gives a poo poo. It's not America.
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Mar 6, 2023 02:55
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"What sexual mores do cosmic beings subscribe to?" LMAO
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Mar 6, 2023 02:56
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Gods not ever here man, demiurge is a loving mod tho
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Mar 6, 2023 03:06
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ashton kutcher had the demiurge then he lost it
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Mar 6, 2023 03:09
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Yes, but no, becauseSpace Kablooey posted:theres no god
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Mar 6, 2023 03:13
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I'd just like ask to go to the bathroom for a second, and then sneak around to gods computer log in (it's probably still left on some default like Username:admin Password:admin or something. Gods busy, probably doesn't have time to change it) then I'd open up gods browser history and just be like "hey, look you can't call me up on my poo poo, look at your poo poo." Should work.
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I refuse to go to any afterlife run by a computer touching deity
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