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imagine there's no heaven it's easy if you try
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imagine is overplayed and it doesn't rock at all
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Mar 6, 2023 03:16
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John Lennon can go gently caress himself
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Mar 6, 2023 03:16
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Darth Brooks posted:No. The Bible says that death pays off the things you did in life. (Romans 6:7)
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kntfkr posted:No. That's not how death works idiot. You probably don't even meet "God". God's like busy, man. There's a place and it's the best and everyone's there and you just chill and maybe you get another mortal life in a direct descendant or something or maybe not but it doesn't really matter because your whole existence in this place as a soul or whatever is like the world's best body high. It's fine. Webpages are inconsequential, so is football. No one gives a poo poo. It's not America. Just lol if God didn't dig you like, "My, My, dude you got some cool as Heaven webpage choices there, wanna go through them with me?", and then grant you a second life like they did with me after some good times on the clouds.
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Mar 6, 2023 03:23
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God saw huge cocks spurting thick ropes over massive jiggling jugs and He saw that it was good.
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Mar 6, 2023 03:56
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:God saw huge cocks spurting thick ropes over massive jiggling jugs and He saw that it was good. 
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Mar 6, 2023 03:58
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If God cared about my search history it's his own fault. I was made in his image, so I am forced to imagine he jerks off to the same hosed up weird stuff as the rest of us
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Mar 6, 2023 04:16
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:God saw huge cocks spurting thick ropes over massive jiggling jugs and He saw that it was good.
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Mar 6, 2023 04:16
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We are all just God's porn.
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BeastOfTheEdelwood posted:We are all just God's porn. This is the most hosed up weird porno of all
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Mar 6, 2023 04:18
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That means God has possibly been turned on by every war crime there ever was. Who could worship such a being
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Mar 6, 2023 04:19
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Listen, buddy, we went through your history and lets just say, we think you're gonna have a real good time here
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Mar 6, 2023 04:40
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ManBoyChef posted:God totally watches me watching porn. He/she...it? gets off on that poo poo. Real creepy individual that god thing. We all watched our sims. Don’t play innocent here
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Mar 6, 2023 04:45
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I'm starting to think GBS is a little sex obsessed. Yes spring is coming. Bunnies are hopping. Birds are chirping. Goons are degenerate.
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Mar 6, 2023 15:53
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in heaven you get to live in the porns you watch
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Mar 6, 2023 17:49
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Larry Cum Free posted:in heaven you get to live in the porns you watch In Heaven there aren't people who want that kind of sex. Think twice because there's a chance you're seriously not getting in. I mean this with all my heart, Larry Cum Free
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Mar 6, 2023 17:51
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what if god was one of us, just a poster like one of us?
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Mar 6, 2023 19:04
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Then we'd have to ban them
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Mar 6, 2023 19:07
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Redditors aren't allowed in the after life btw.
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Mar 6, 2023 19:11
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I ain’t explaining poo poo to God.
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Mar 6, 2023 19:13
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kntfkr posted:Redditors aren't allowed in the after life btw. This especially includes computer touchers who just reddit search how to do their job
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Mar 6, 2023 19:16
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Noblesse Obliged posted:I ain’t explaining poo poo to God. Shouldn’t need to anyway. Isn’t his whole schtick that he already knows everything?
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Mar 6, 2023 19:16
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Shouldn’t need to anyway. Isn’t his whole schtick that he already knows everything? No he’s a moron and an idiot fucker.
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Mar 6, 2023 19:17
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:God saw huge cocks spurting thick ropes over massive jiggling jugs and He saw that it was good. thats what he was doing all sunday when he was resting.
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Mar 6, 2023 19:48
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Nuts and Gum posted:We all watched our sims. Don’t play innocent here That was different. I didnt have my hand in my pocket with a whole lot of movement going on.
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Mar 6, 2023 19:49
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ManBoyChef posted:thats what he was doing all sunday when he was resting. Mon-Sat he’s the dick. But on Sunday he’s the titties
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Mar 6, 2023 19:50
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I've always wanted to ask god about zombocom so I fuggin hope so
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Mar 6, 2023 19:55
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ManBoyChef posted:thats what he was doing all sunday when he was resting. Saturday is the true Sabbath
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Mar 6, 2023 20:17
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I hope God asks me how I kept running into that image of a man spreading his anus I post in the wrong circles, lord
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Mar 6, 2023 20:20
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Shinjobi posted:I hope God asks me how I kept running into that image of a man spreading his anus He'll tell you that God never shows you more offensive content than you can endure and it was part of your righteous path *unsheathes katana*
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Mar 6, 2023 20:23
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Could god make an rear end so fat it could smother him?
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Mar 6, 2023 20:23
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Larry Cum Free posted:Could god make an rear end so fat it could smother him? 
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Mar 6, 2023 20:26
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If god didn't want me visiting tubgirl, he would have made the human body incapable of doing that (USER WAS DAMNED TO THE LAKE OF FIRE FOR THIS POST)
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Mar 6, 2023 20:29
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Lucky Guy posted:If god didn't want me visiting tubgirl, he would have made the human body incapable of doing that ba ba ba ba wasteland soldier... these are the days of our lives (of our lives) (of our lives)...
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Mar 6, 2023 20:34
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The fact that we are on SA either means instant damnation or instant beatification. At least we are all in the same boat, I guess.
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Mar 7, 2023 04:00
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the posting we do in this life is just the beginning friends
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Mar 7, 2023 04:05
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Genesplicer posted:The fact that we are on SA either means instant damnation or instant beatification. At least we are all in the same boat, I guess. Unfortunately due to your choices on earth, you are forced to moderate the forums of heaven as penance
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Mar 7, 2023 04:08
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You still get to be in heaven, but you have to deal with the Posting up there
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What does God need with a web page?
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