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CountryMatters: Apr 8, 2009; IT KEEPS HAPPENING

This is the thread for discussing goon sagas, groverhauses, hulk hogan meat shoes and so forth

Previous iterations:

SA's Greatest Sagas: careful that's a load-bearing slur
"You know who can help with this? The pig balls website."
PYF SA Sagas: gently caress you, it is January!
QCS can we have a saga thread, thread
PYF Goon Sagas & Dramas: I may be mad, but I am undeniably correct.

There's a sort of QCS now so maybe keep current drama blowups in SAD

Here's some things to remember

Groverhaus:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2253640

Doom Bathroom:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3813464%22

Child-Killing Zipline:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3281586

# ? Mar 6, 2023 15:07

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 00:09

Dandywalken: Feb 11, 2014

Well well well...

# ? Mar 6, 2023 15:14

IGgy IGsen: Apr 11, 2013; "If I lose I will set myself on fire."

lol

# ? Mar 6, 2023 15:39

erosion: Dec 21, 2002; It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't

In case you missed it, the origin of the Hulk Hogan meat shoes was discovered:

https://www.reddit.com/r/HelpMeFind/comments/3l629l/hunting_for_a_video_of_the_broiler_shoes_by_bruce/

https://imgur.com/a/kROYyix

# ? Mar 6, 2023 15:39

Famethrowa: Oct 5, 2012

im going to start some drama :evilbuddy:

# ? Mar 6, 2023 15:45

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

# ? Mar 6, 2023 15:49

CountryMatters: Apr 8, 2009; IT KEEPS HAPPENING

Famethrowa posted:

im going to start some drama

# ? Mar 6, 2023 15:50

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Posting in a thread that will doubtless be discussed in the next Saga Thread.

# ? Mar 6, 2023 16:12

ThingOne: Jul 30, 2011; Would you like some tofu?

Egil's Saga's a long read but it's pretty fun. My favorite part was when he got captured by a farmer and managed to escape with all the man's treasure but realized as he was sailing away that he had just committed theft, so he went back and burned his house down to make it a proper raid.

# ? Mar 6, 2023 16:15

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.

Hmm! Well it's close to midnight here I'm going to bed instead

# ? Mar 6, 2023 16:16

CubicalSucrose: Jan 1, 2013; Phantom my Opera and call me South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut

GameCube/ Fingat is my favorite.

Fruit hat is a short one.

Walking across America.

Thirty days of owning Abe was impressive.

All the Zaurg threads.

# ? Mar 6, 2023 16:16

Dandywalken: Feb 11, 2014

Here's a saga: the tragic struggle for the Playstation 5 to acquire appealing exclusive titles!

# ? Mar 6, 2023 16:19

Feels Villeneuve: Oct 7, 2007; Setter is Better.

Metal Gear Solid 2.

# ? Mar 6, 2023 16:21

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Dandywalken posted:

Here's a saga: the tragic struggle for the Playstation 5 to acquire appealing exclusive titles!

Is this as tragic a story as the Xbox having the wrong RAM?

# ? Mar 6, 2023 16:22

sharknado slashfic: Jun 24, 2011

Welp

# ? Mar 6, 2023 16:23

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

abe being repeatedly owned for a month was excellent. on a seperate note, his pathetic fruit hat was weaselly, puny, and unbecoming

# ? Mar 6, 2023 16:24

TheSwizzler: May 13, 2005; LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

"something deep fried and chocolate that he keeps secret" was an intrusive thought for a while

# ? Mar 6, 2023 16:25

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Lowtax posted:

SO DONT loving BUY IT, DONT loving DRINK IT, DONT loving CLICK MY LINKS.

I mean Christ, all I did was make this thread to support a product which actually pleasantly surprised me, and folks are voting this thread "crap" and suggesting I'm scamming them. I've said repeatedly that this was just my experience and in no way should indicate how everybody else will feel. I've said the links to Amazon were referrals, so I'm not trying to hide anything. I've-

ahh gently caress it, I'm closing this thread, gently caress you and gently caress GBS, I can never post a single goddamn thread in here without you faggots making GBS threads it up in some way or another. I should've learned my lesson long ago and never left the intelligent, rational forum where I don't have to deal with clueless idiots and morons like you people. I'm going back to FYAD and staying there, since it has a microscopic fraction of the retards and trolls populating GBS.

I guess that should strike me as being ironic, but it's more sad to me than anything. Thanks for running me out of my own goddamn forum.

# ? Mar 6, 2023 16:26

Cranappleberry: Jan 27, 2009

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

abe being repeatedly owned for a month was excellent. on a seperate note, his pathetic fruit hat was weaselly, puny, and unbecoming

"going by the dictionary definition of a hat..."

# ? Mar 6, 2023 16:27

rox: Sep 7, 2016

Matthewtheman made a FE8 Reverse Recruitment hack, check it out

one of the all-timers, a short read too

# ? Mar 6, 2023 16:29

doingitwrong: Jul 27, 2013

Zaurg and Bluestory are my favorite sagas because they legitimately scared a lot of goons into re-evaluating their financial situation and attitude towards chores. Who knows how many lives they saved.

# ? Mar 6, 2023 16:32

Feels Villeneuve: Oct 7, 2007; Setter is Better.

haha what posted:

Matthewtheman made a FE8 Reverse Recruitment hack, check it out

one of the all-timers, a short read too

lmao

# ? Mar 6, 2023 16:33

Feels Villeneuve: Oct 7, 2007; Setter is Better.

haha what posted:

Matthewtheman made a FE8 Reverse Recruitment hack, check it out

one of the all-timers, a short read too

Matthewtheman posted:

Like seriously, dicks are gross, and the lack of them is why lesbians are so appealing to me, yet so much lesbian porn includes dildos, which, while not as bad as real penises, are still disappointing. I don't want to see faux vaginal sex, I want to see cunnilingus and tribadism. If I wanted to see vaginal penatration with a phallic object, I'd watch heterosexual porn. Hell, studies show that dildos are rarely used in are rarely used in actual lesbian sex. There needs to be more Lesbian Porn out there that doesn't use dildos.

# ? Mar 6, 2023 16:38

Famethrowa: Oct 5, 2012

haha what posted:

Matthewtheman made a FE8 Reverse Recruitment hack, check it out

one of the all-timers, a short read too

one of those all time twists that I am compelled to read fully every time.

# ? Mar 6, 2023 16:38

ilmucche: Mar 16, 2016

Educated Idiots and inevitable homelessness is one of my favourites. Top tier absurdity

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3779396

# ? Mar 6, 2023 16:42

Psycho Landlord: Oct 10, 2012; What are you gonna do, dance with me?

haha what posted:

Matthewtheman made a FE8 Reverse Recruitment hack, check it out

one of the all-timers, a short read too

This thread really is one of the best on SA, please read it if you haven't

# ? Mar 6, 2023 16:44

Tokyo Sexwale: Jul 30, 2003

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

abe being repeatedly owned for a month was excellent. on a seperate note, his pathetic fruit hat was weaselly, puny, and unbecoming

I somehow missed the point-and-click adventure until the last time this was brought up, the whole thing was incredible

# ? Mar 6, 2023 16:45

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Since when did 'learning as you go' mean play with sticks, guns, and knives all day. You could have a formal plan, professional crews, bazillions of dollars invested, and you would still have to learn as you go. You would still have to improvise. It would still be interesting to watch. The idea that reinventing the wheel for lets say for about every loving thing needed on the island and never ever referencing the slightest bit of established knowledge or experience reeks of a childish 'no gently caress YOU dad' form of intellectual oppositional defiant disorder. People have been doing what you are doing for LITERALLY thousands of years bbbut but please don't over think our work here. Its a trial by fire.

The project was doomed the minute you said 'this is a learning experience' when someone criticized a poorly thought out action. No, a learning experience is something where you think about what you are doing, do it, and evaluate. Digging holes, cutting down trees, and posting video on youtube without visable organization or outcomes is literally showing off your jungle book goon fantasy island for entertainment. Lets see the next wacky installment of 'THE LAND' staring Clueless Confidently Wasteful Idiots.

Just slip on some goon tears and puncture an artery already. That would be vastly more entertaining and enlightening. This is like watching a car crash in slow motion, except the cars are poo poo and the crash makes a circular motion accompanied with a low sucking sound. Why do you throw away even more money to get MIA to sing Paper Planes live while you romp around like cowboys and indians shooting paintball guns at each other.

Why are you building trails first if you goal is sustainability?
Why are you killing animals (for sport) if you give a care about yoga and all that mindfuck jazz?
Why haven't you erected, at least tried to erect, even loving drew housing, if you plan on actually living there long term?
Permaculture? What in the holy gently caress does permaculture have to do with anything if you haven't mapped out temporary access to things like water, shelter, and sanitation outlets? You are just pissing and making GBS threads anywhere.

I dare you, show any of these plans other than slinging words like 'micro hydro' around when you can't even listen to simple advice about building gates and not torturing animals.

edit: and if a little ribbing from THE INTERNET about your project is enough to close a discussion, how to expect to accomplish such huge goals? FYAD did you a favor. I'll guess you are already looking for buyers for the property.

# ? Mar 6, 2023 16:49

TheSwizzler: May 13, 2005; LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

EorayMel posted:

goon col. kurtz

all timer

# ? Mar 6, 2023 16:52

sharknado slashfic: Jun 24, 2011

Turdiak

# ? Mar 6, 2023 16:56

AdmiralViscen: Nov 2, 2011

Reserved

# ? Mar 6, 2023 16:57

Pablo Nergigante: Apr 16, 2002

sharknado slashfic posted:

Turdiak

# ? Mar 6, 2023 17:00

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

sharknado slashfic posted:

Turdiak

# ? Mar 6, 2023 17:01

Pablo Nergigante: Apr 16, 2002

The original Turdiak thread:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3968160

The follow-up thread where Turdiak's friend(?) came in to chastise Imp Zone for harassing him which turned out to be one person commenting Turdiak on a YouTube video:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3968297

# ? Mar 6, 2023 17:02

Feels Villeneuve: Oct 7, 2007; Setter is Better.

i was told once that someone was leaking mod forum stuff to lurdiak and who the gently caress would choose Turdiak as your confidant

# ? Mar 6, 2023 17:04

BrownPepper: Dec 30, 2017

haha what posted:

Matthewtheman made a FE8 Reverse Recruitment hack, check it out

one of the all-timers, a short read too

hell of a twist- thanks for posting

# ? Mar 6, 2023 17:04

rox: Sep 7, 2016

# ? Mar 6, 2023 17:04

Violen: Jul 25, 2009; ohoho~

the footage of lurdiaks role in game development is some of the most weaponized cringe ever its so hard to watch lol

# ? Mar 6, 2023 17:05

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

God I remember this when it happened and it struck me as pathetic then and even worse now

# ? Mar 6, 2023 17:07

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 00:09

Violen: Jul 25, 2009; ohoho~

welcome all to the genuine hateboard megathread

# ? Mar 6, 2023 17:07

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