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Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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Zogo posted:

Larsa Pippen Says She Likes Sex '4 Times a Night' and Boasts About Boyfriend Marcus Jordan's Size 15 Shoes
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/larsa-pippen-says-she-likes-183546264.html

Caitlin Clark recorded a stat line so impressive, no other college basketball player — man or woman — has ever reached it
https://www.yahoo.com/news/caitlin-clark-recorded-stat-line-230711522.html

Their roster continuity is below average this year. That can be another factor for lack of success.

I hope she means in the evening b4 sleep. I wouldn't want to get up to have sex. I like to get at least 8 uninterrupted hours.

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Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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Bismack Billabongo posted:

I’m not worried about it being an issue getting the team to gel when he comes back, the three games he played were a pretty clear demonstration that it won’t be an issue. Just hope we can hold onto a top four seed in the meantime

I doubt the suns have too much trouble. It helps the Clippers more than anyone

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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kingcobweb posted:

They run these ads like “lightning bets, bet NOW on the NEXT PLAY (if you have a problem with gambling please call…)”

If you are doing repeatedly lightning bets on the next play of the game you absolutely have a gambling problem almost by definition

Not to get too heavy in the NBA thread but gambling addiction has around a 20% suicide rate. I don’t judge anyone who gambles for fun, I look at odds sometimes, when I worked in Vegas for half a year I placed a bet just to be able to chill and watch a regular season game and get the “free” drink that came with it. But with the huuuuuuge mainstream-ization of sports betting just in the last year, we don’t know what effect in the numbers that will have on gambling addiction-related things. I’m worried!!

It’s beyond evil to unleash this on a desperate country

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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I should have played jn Taiwan

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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Tae posted:

Apparently it's been revealed that not only Luka is a toxic gamer, is a top 1k Overwatch player which is extra toxic

No wonder he’s so chubby

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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Only luka can afford to play overwatch 2 due to the requirement that you own a phone

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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kingcobweb posted:

What hero was he playing, I can’t tell from the clip. I’m guessing he’s DPS only

He was playing the big beefy russian tank woman. I dont know overwatch names

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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kingcobweb posted:

Zarya- guess I was wrong about him being a DPS guy

From what i read he was only a dps guy back in 2018 but hes grown up and matured

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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Dokmo or Zogo, or anyone, is there an accepted correlation between midrange shooting % and 3p% in the pros?

I've heard the axiom that guys who shoot well in the midrange can learn to shoot threes. I know people like to combine 3p% and ft%.

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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Punkin Spunkin posted:

I'm not reading this but I appreciate the sheer randomness of this AI generated event
What's Mike Jones think about all this?

Who?

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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He was definitely having sex in the champagne room. There was probably 60 grand scattered around.

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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pentyne posted:

The owner also said he was one of their nicest patrons and that she'd get Nuggets and Rockies players showing up and flinging quarters at the girls.

So it's a land of contrasts.

That’s absolute trash behavior that I thought was something they only did in Alberta. Fwiw my fiancé said the Aldridge/lillard blazers were extreme gentleman and that the short one (I had to get descriptions from her and then reason out which players were which because obviously she didn’t know anything about sports) aka dame would give his teammates a big stacks to give to girls

And yeah bringing a gun to the club is an rear end in a top hat move. Most party club and booty club dancers have lived through multiple shootings and it’s traumatizing. Imagine being butt naked in almost dark with bullets flying (why did I break out club types, gentlemens clubs are a bit milder and safer, usually)

Dejan Bimble fucked around with this message at 04:17 on Mar 12, 2023

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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NickRoweFillea posted:

David Roddy scored 17 in the 4th lmao. Thank you Big Body Roddy for saving the W.

Wow

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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Memphis Grizzlies All-Star point guard Ja Morant dribbled and drooled over a stripper at the same Denver-area jiggle joint where he blew $50,000 in tips — and flashed a gun 48 hours later — shocking photos obtained by The Post and insiders reveal.
Source: Matthew Sedacca @ New York Post


I said 60k. I'm proud of myself for being able to guess that at a distance

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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Stagger_Lee posted:

All-time Lakers starting five: Jerry West, Kobe Bryant, Elgin Baylor, Magic Johnson, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.

Wheres sasha vucevic, slava medvedenko, jannero pargo, luke walton, maurice carter

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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Metapod posted:

Jaylin Williams in 35 games has drawn 27 charges lol

Ersan Ilyasova 2.0

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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KurdtLives posted:

You straight up Rain-Man'd it like in that Key and Peele sketch.

When your gf brings the cash home in the crown royal bags and plops it down on the floor eventually you get a sense for it. It’s funny how that works. Honestly she has autism so maybe she could have called the exact amount

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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WhyteRyce posted:

Sometimes high floor prospects get you Keegan Murray. Sometimes it gets you Thomas Robinson.

Sometimes you get Jalen Suggs, sometimes you get Markelle Fultz, sometimes you get Davion Mitchell, sometimes you get Lebron James, Karl Towns, Anthony Davis etc

Lesson, first overall picks with high floors are a better bet than 2nd-8th

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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Lockback posted:

Why is it a L for players? They are still getting the same number of awards, it's just going to the players who play instead of the ones who don't (in theory, in practice I don't think it'll actually mean anything, who gets all-NBA when playing 40 games?)

Latest scuttle from a lot of players is load management is coming from coaching staff as much or more than its coming from players. I think thats why both sides are alligned at wanting to set something up. Players as they'd like to be able to push back if they want against being told to sit, and from the ownership it's a tragedy of the commons kind of thing.

Please let me get hurt and ruin our playoff chances for the love of the game

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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It has to be a black comedy about this lizard like old racist and all his escort friends

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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WhyteRyce posted:

Sorry Dejan but you were off about how much he lost at the club

https://twitter.com/NateDuncanNBA/status/1635442271821922305?s=20

Wow. Him agreeing to this is like the biggest team building favor a star has done for a team since lebron took less so bosh could get paid in Miami

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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Calling that fan fic is just sour grapes. Let a guy attempt some style. Current sports writing paradigm is extremely dull and anodyne

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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Rick posted:

It's extremely well-written it just is so effusive it feels like I'm being sold an MLM product.

Yeah denver is a mid level market so it makes sense

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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Tae posted:

Hot or mild take, Ja wasn't making all-nba even if this never happened. At best he'd make third team, and even that's a maybe.

You get the contract kicker Stuff even for third team, ask Bradley Beal

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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Seams posted:

the pelicans dont seem very good without zion. it seems they've been in freefall since his injury.

Kibner can tell you better but they're also without many other guys. And they were doing well without zion earlier this year when the rest o the roster was still healthy. But yeah season Outta hell

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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Double post ? by two separate posters

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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toggle posted:

Strip club therapy

That’s what many wise patrons use it for

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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MVP should relate only to financial value that a player brings to the team. Therefore LeBron is the MVP every year

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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Zogo posted:

I meant to take a closer look at this. Here's a five year snapshot showing that it appears midrange FG% used to be more closely tied to 3P%:

code:
Year	Correlation between 10-16ft FG% and 3P% at the team level
2000: 	.44
2005: 	.31
2010: 	.30
2015: 	.30
2020: 	.21

Much appreciated

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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Why are so many contemporary athletes extremely monotone speakers

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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i am a moron posted:

Wow what is wrong with his knee? That is intense that they’re calling next season already

Our friend alonzo ball is bone on bone

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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Dexo posted:

Jordan really should be celebrated more for making sure that Stockton and Malone never won a ring.

Jordan being the better man is really a curveball

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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Its a very relatively new procedure.

Step 2: Growing cells in the laboratory

The harvested rice-grain-sized cartilage specimen along with the patient’s blood sample is taken to the laboratory. The cartilage cells are isolated from the tissue sample and grown in the patient’s blood serum under sterile conditions. This procedure completely rules out any contact with proteins or blood components foreign to the body.

At the end of the production process, which typically takes 6-8 weeks, small spherical cell aggregates have formed which contain hundreds of thousands of augmentable cartilage cells. The cartilage cells are transported back to the clinic within hours inside special refrigerated containers to preserve the quality of the cells.

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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Traxis posted:

DNP: Haunted by ghost of cadaver cartilage donor
Unfortunately it comes from your own body

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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The market is about to tank. Michael Jordan wants to get every last dollar he can get before poo poo goes upside down

https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/1636502076376137729?s=46&t=dl5ETRs5hkb8I7efMrPz9Q

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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Oh man this really sucks.

This means that the bobcats could get wemby as a sweetener for the sale. This really fucks up my lottery fixing calculus

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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I can make cocaine

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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Carwash oval office posted:

By looking back at these old Ja posts, it gives you a view into the mind of the children that him and a group of 10 adults are picking fights with.

Seriously. He was a little wannabe troublemaker. You can tell by the way he omitted the a in the word “that” serially. Sick mind!

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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Lockback posted:

Lamelo or ANT, Ja is a throwback

Ant is like the american zoomer giannis

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Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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https://uproxx.com/dimemag/deaaron-fox-sacramento-kings-offense-clutch-playoffs/ Great write up of the kings clutch off and spray the wonderful Mark Schindler

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