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Anybody else get this? Like will they just get longer now that I’m an old man? 
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Anybody else get this? Like will they just get longer now that I’m an old man? naw. my pubes get longer but so do my dick. yours doesn't? weird.
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Mar 8, 2023 12:59
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this is actually an extremely serious medical problem called short-balls-and-dick and you should actually be really worried
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Mar 8, 2023 13:03
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when im turned on my ball s get hard but my dick doesnt, any doctors know about this??????????
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Mar 8, 2023 13:04
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Trim your pubes they should not be to your knees
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Mar 8, 2023 13:05
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It makes a fun game for your lover to try to find your weiner
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Mar 8, 2023 13:06
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Cousin Dick
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Mar 8, 2023 13:10
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thin blue whine posted:naw. my pubes get longer but so do my dick. yours doesn't? weird. this is very concerning
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Mar 8, 2023 13:10
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thin blue whine posted:naw. my pubes get longer but so do my dick. yours doesn't? weird. Like whiskers?
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Mar 8, 2023 13:22
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can't grow a 11 inch pube. sorry
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Mar 8, 2023 13:24
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it doesn't get wider tho it's like i got a tiny willow tree hanging from my crotch to my ankles you sure this isn't what happens to everyone?
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Mar 8, 2023 13:25
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You can weave yourself a natural posing pouch.
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Mar 8, 2023 13:25
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Should I get some mousse or styling gel?
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Mar 8, 2023 13:26
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I think you want a keratin treatment conditioner and some beard oil.
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Mar 8, 2023 13:42
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goatface posted:I think you want a keratin treatment conditioner and some beard oil. Oh this is NOT about her pleasure. I want to do some devil horns that stand up but every stylist has hung up on me. 
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Mar 8, 2023 13:46
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Oh, then you need to scour old ladies cupboards for some real ozone-depleating hairspray.
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Mar 8, 2023 13:58
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Gotta start trimming them so they don't get stuck to your dickhole.
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Mar 8, 2023 16:03
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hemale in pain posted:can't grow a 11 inch pube. sorry Maybe u can't
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Mar 8, 2023 16:11
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hemale in pain posted:can't grow a 11 inch pube. sorry I can, but it’s fine because it hides my micropeen.
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Mar 8, 2023 16:13
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gettin my pubes all tied together to some of the guys and walking around like a rat king
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Mar 8, 2023 16:14
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super sweet best pal posted:Gotta start trimming them so they don't get stuck to your dickhole. the worst is when they get twisted up with rear end hair
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Mar 8, 2023 16:24
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It's all about braiding and wrapping to keep appearances up.
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Mar 8, 2023 16:25
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big pubes. so what? stand tall and be counted. there will always be a place for you among the stars.
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Mar 8, 2023 16:27
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i have to trim my dick thanks for reminding me
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Mar 8, 2023 16:30
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I trim my pubes with a #4 guard so they will match the length of my micropenis.
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Mar 8, 2023 16:33
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Sophy Wackles posted:I trim my pubes with a #4 guard so they will match the length of my micropenis. So it’s like a hotdog in a Brillo pad?
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Mar 8, 2023 16:40
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Sophy Wackles posted:I trim my pubes with a #4 guard so they will match the length of my micropenis. Whose the lucky gal who gets to stand underneath the pube blizzard as you trim???
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Mar 8, 2023 17:14
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drat I was thinking of making this same thread last week.
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Mar 8, 2023 17:20
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Whose the lucky gal who gets to stand underneath the pube blizzard as you trim??? I had “pube blizzard” in my profile and she swiped right. 
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Mar 8, 2023 17:23
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Perfectly normal. When I shower I like making a shampoo horn.
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Mar 8, 2023 17:24
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Murdstone posted:Perfectly normal. When I shower I like making a shampoo horn. Imagine your rubber ducky. Now imagine Toy Story™️
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Mar 8, 2023 17:27
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goatface posted:I think you want a keratin treatment conditioner and some beard oil. this seems right face hair is thicker but they clearly go to the same stylist
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Mar 8, 2023 17:30
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Shave.
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Mar 8, 2023 18:14
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Pluck.
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Mar 8, 2023 18:17
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my pubes generally grow longer than my dick. I think this is due to the fact that my penis is very small.
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Mar 8, 2023 18:20
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gonna need a weed whacker soon i recko
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Mar 8, 2023 18:43
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I can’t tell the difference between my pubes and my dick so I just let em grow. Can’t risk shaving it off.
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Mar 8, 2023 18:46
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Braids. Or maybe cornrows.
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Mar 8, 2023 19:24
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I can’t tell the difference between my pubes and my dick so I just let em grow. Can’t risk shaving it off. Do you just pee and let the pee drip off the individual pubes or do you use hair clips to hold the pubes back and then pee? Sorry if I seem like and ignoramus, this is new territory for me.
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Mar 8, 2023 19:43
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Do you just pee and let the pee drip off the individual pubes or do you use hair clips to hold the pubes back and then pee? Sorry if I seem like and ignoramus, this is new territory for me. As I mentioned, my pubes and dick are similar length/girth so I can’t tell the difference. A hair clip might injure my fragile penis if I were to pinch it with the hair clip so I just let things happen as they will.
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