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Pubes equal to or greater than dick
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Mar 8, 2023 19:52
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don king's haircut lookin pubes
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Mar 8, 2023 20:04
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:It makes a fun game for your lover to try to find your weiner I know full well what my wiener is, but that other word is unknown to me.
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Mar 8, 2023 20:43
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my pubes my pubes my lovely lady pubes check em out
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Mar 8, 2023 20:45
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:As I mentioned, my pubes and dick are similar length/girth so I can’t tell the difference. A hair clip might injure my fragile penis if I were to pinch it with the hair clip so I just let things happen as they will. God what’s your dick made out of? Porcelain? 
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Mar 8, 2023 20:45
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my pubes are 7 inches long and my 8 inch PP sticks out like a diglett (from pokemon)
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Mar 8, 2023 21:41
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:God what’s your dick made out of? Porcelain? Porcelain tastes way different.
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Mar 8, 2023 21:43
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Nothing to worry about OP, this is very normal in people who have tiny little dicks
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Mar 8, 2023 21:45
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No chode shaming.
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Mar 8, 2023 22:21
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Give your dick pigtails with pretty little bows 
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Mar 8, 2023 22:29
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Just so u kno what I'm packin
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Mar 8, 2023 22:30
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Smugworth posted:Just so u kno what I'm packin Probably smells about the same too
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Mar 8, 2023 22:30
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Male pattern baldness for balls
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Mar 8, 2023 22:35
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numberoneposter posted:my pubes are 7 inches long and my 8 inch PP sticks out like a diglett (from pokemon) Hmmm so just the knob sticks out, like a mushroom from a frayed out paintbrush.  I’m feeling a little better about my old man pubes guys, your stories really help. Also can someone goldmine this thread already? 
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Mar 8, 2023 23:43
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Dong sized liberty spikes made outta your long pubes.
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Treecko posted:Probably smells about the same too And cuts you with jagged metal.
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Mar 9, 2023 00:02
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Treecko posted:Probably smells about the same too Lol get his rear end
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Mar 9, 2023 00:28
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I think I’m gonna get some black dye and butch wax and eye shadow and do porcupine nutsack.
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Mar 9, 2023 03:15
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I wonder if touching my genitals to one of those plasma orb things they have at the museum will make my pubic hair stand straight on end. Sounds like an experiment. Stand back
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Mar 9, 2023 03:34
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Fred Flinstone...
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Mar 9, 2023 03:48
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I think I’m gonna get some black dye and butch wax and eye shadow and do porcupine nutsack. me and the boys in the bathroom at lunch playing porcupine nutsack
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Mar 9, 2023 03:56
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Fred Flinstone... WE LMA!!!
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Mar 9, 2023 04:03
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I'm gonna put a weave in my nut hair
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Mar 9, 2023 04:13
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"Okay, slick. But let me tell you something about all your skills. As of right now, they mean precisely... pubes."
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Mar 9, 2023 05:58
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Mar 9, 2023 06:01
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I shave my pubes from root to stem so i cant add to the discussion
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Mar 9, 2023 06:02
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I’m feeling a little better about my old man pubes guys, your stories really help. Wait til your balls hang halfway to your knees, it'll be an interesting addition to that look. I had some young adults laugh at my danglers (not that low hanging 'fruit', yet) at a clothes optional festival, and that was years ago. I think grey or long wild pubes as well would only add to the comedy. Fake edit: Almost edited for better clarity, til I remembered who I was replying to. :P
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Mar 9, 2023 06:38
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Lol that your flaccid dick is so small that this is even possible
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Mar 9, 2023 06:53
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I mean I have a huge dick, but the pubes have grown long. Very long. 
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Mar 9, 2023 18:20
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When I was young I thought pubes also referred to armpit hair which resulted in an embarrassing conversation in some AOL chat room
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Mar 9, 2023 18:22
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Hmmm so just the knob sticks out, like a mushroom from a frayed out paintbrush.
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Mar 9, 2023 18:25
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I shave my pubes daily but I have an innie 
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Mar 9, 2023 19:41
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojDC4BWIYKY
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Mar 9, 2023 19:42
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the pube bone's connected to the dick bone the dick bone's connected to the balls bone
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Mar 9, 2023 19:43
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thin blue whine posted:it doesn't get wider tho it's like i got a tiny willow tree hanging from my crotch to my ankles
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Mar 9, 2023 20:17
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gonna shave some fashionable mutton chops to better accentuate my dicke and balls
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Mar 9, 2023 20:22
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Mr.Acula posted:Lol that your flaccid dick is so small that this is even possible Check out Mr short pubes here
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Mar 9, 2023 20:24
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i trim my dick down so it doesn't get in the way of the hairs, the ladies prefer it that way
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pubes squared plus balls squared equals dick squared thats the pubeagorean theorem
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