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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

if you shoot alcohol inside your rear end with a water canon it gets you WAY more drunk. now that's fucken science

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Can't believe kids these days. Paying $100K for a worthless degree but spending 4 years just getting drunk instead of learning. How they going to pay that off working at an Amazon fulfillment center?

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

chuggin borgs, chowin down on klingons

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Next these college kids are gonna start smoking weed.

mutantIke
Oct 24, 2022

Born in '04
Certified Zoomer
Now that's my kind of pot bong!

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

that g ova there posted:

Premarital sex is hosed up when you think about it

Would be kind of weird if it werent hosed up tbh

like just mutual masturbation?

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Next these college kids are gonna start smoking weed.

boy have I got news for yuou

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Nooner posted:

https://www.insider.com/college-kids-defend-borg-tiktok-drinking-trend-say-warnings-overblown-2023-3

Parents hate it! College kids say drinking a "Black Out Rage Gallon" is actually drinking responsibly!

can you imagien it though? college kids getting drunk? what is next, premarital sex???

loving kids theses days. High school is for getting drunk. College is to experiment with drugs like cocaine and LSD. Kids these days

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

(A professional borganization of professionals)

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




there’s a lot of fake news out there op, i’m gonna wait for a respected journalist like matt taibbi to confirm before i get too fired up about it

slurm
Jul 28, 2022

by Hand Knit
It seems efficient and courteous to supply yourself with an entire night's supply of Gatorade booze to your liking, the kids are alright

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Mumpy Puffinz posted:

loving kids theses days. High school is for getting drunk. College is to experiment with drugs like cocaine and LSD. Kids these days

Cocaine is way too expensive, and LSD has been hard to find since The Grateful Dead stopped.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

The General posted:

Cocaine is way too expensive, and LSD has been hard to find since The Grateful Dead stopped.

Thanks for outing me as an old man.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
No loving way!? Brink it on bitches I used to put down a 5th of 5 dollar vodka a NIGHT! A decision I most certainly do NOT regret to this day!

Who wants to loving fight me :rubshands:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Treecko posted:

No loving way!? Brink it on bitches I used to put down a 5th of 5 dollar vodka a NIGHT! A decision I most certainly do NOT regret to this day!

Who wants to loving fight me :rubshands:

I will hit me up

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
:regd08: vs :regd08:

I was hoping there was a slapfight there...07 got all the fun.

Well it was a good fight I'm tired g'night

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Treecko posted:

:regd08: vs :regd08:

I was hoping there was a slapfight there...07 got all the fun.

Well it was a good fight I'm tired g'night

Ill give you a fun smack on the rear end if it you want it

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Gross no thank you you win

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe

The General posted:

Cocaine is way too expensive, and LSD has been hard to find since The Grateful Dead stopped.

In Canada half the grey market online pot stores have mushrooms and acid.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


EvilJoven posted:

In Canada half the grey market online pot stores have mushrooms and acid.

I've seen shrooms around, but not acid. Goddamn, might have to look into that :canada:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Treecko posted:

Gross no thank you you win

aww come on. I promise not to hurt you.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
im trying to think of the dumbest poo poo we drank in college other than jungle juice was, we would do liquid cocaine night some times which was like i think it is supposed to be a 1.5 oz shot that consists of goldschlager/jager/151 but instead we would just do a shot of all three in a cup and slam it down and then do that a bunch more times which was pretty cool.

But kids these days with their BORGs is just way out of control

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

im getting a bit BORGed right now as much as a 38 year old man with a 7 month young daughter can get any ways

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Nooner posted:

im trying to think of the dumbest poo poo we drank in college other than jungle juice was, we would do liquid cocaine night some times which was like i think it is supposed to be a 1.5 oz shot that consists of goldschlager/jager/151 but instead we would just do a shot of all three in a cup and slam it down and then do that a bunch more times which was pretty cool.
edward 40 hands

centurion (where you drink 1 oz a minute for 100 minutes)

did some drinks with gatorade powder, vodka, and dry ice one time

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Nooner posted:

im trying to think of the dumbest poo poo we drank in college other than jungle juice was, we would do liquid cocaine night some times which was like i think it is supposed to be a 1.5 oz shot that consists of goldschlager/jager/151 but instead we would just do a shot of all three in a cup and slam it down and then do that a bunch more times which was pretty cool.

But kids these days with their BORGs is just way out of control

Nooner, how old are you bud?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

numberoneposter posted:

edward 40 hands

centurion (where you drink 1 oz a minute for 100 minutes)

did some drinks with gatorade powder, vodka, and dry ice one time

lol i tried to do centurion once because it sounded real easy but i got way too full and threw up like a loving freshman

we also played blackout pong which was beerpong but with 100 cups and a 30 rack on each side with 4 people teams

RapturesoftheDeep
Jan 6, 2013
I drank alcohol once in college. Some guys had it and I was like what the gently caress, that looks like water or tea but it sure doesn't taste the same.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

ducted taped a fourty to your hand. We are adults here numeroneposter

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
that other one better be taped to your hand

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

these are from 18 years ago

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

numberoneposter posted:

these are from 18 years ago



man, don't puke in the sink. The toilet is right there

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
I can see it in the background, next to your asscrack

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

lmao gently caress yeah

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!



the puking offender is on the far left

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

numberoneposter posted:



the puking offender is on the far left

so you got friends and Canada Dry? Think your better than me. I could get some Canada Dry

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

so you got friends and Canada Dry? Think your better than me. I could get some Canada Dry

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