the dork ass orca with no friends died

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ELTON JOHN: Feb 17, 2014

keeping wild animals in captivity is really lovely

she gave birth to five calves in captivity and they all died before her, and despite being an extremely social animal, she's been alone for over a decade. but hey she's dead at least which is the closest she ever got to freedom

here is a drone video taken of her a couple years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENkGNBDbWy4

# ? Mar 10, 2023 23:34

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Toxic Mental: Jun 1, 2019

How many trainers did she drown or maul before she finally kicked the bucket I wonder

# ? Mar 10, 2023 23:37

EvilJoven: Mar 18, 2005; NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?; Fun Shoe

Time to drown the Marineland owners in that loving fish tank.

# ? Mar 10, 2023 23:37

Hollismason: Jun 30, 2007; FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.

There's definitely a connection between this Orca dying and Robert Blake dying. Possibly murder suicide. I don't have all the details.

# ? Mar 10, 2023 23:41

Animal-Mother: Feb 14, 2012; RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

EvilJoven posted:

Time to drown the Marineland owners in that loving fish tank.

"Contrary to what you may have seen in movies, theme park investors are actually docile, even playful creatures, who have never harmed a human being in the wild or in captivity!"

# ? Mar 10, 2023 23:46

rodbeard: Jul 21, 2005

EvilJoven posted:

Time to drown the Marineland owners in that loving fish tank.

The last time I was in Niagara Falls the tourist brochure had a list of people who were legal obligated to take back their allegations against Marineland. It was loving grim.

# ? Mar 11, 2023 00:05

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

EvilJoven posted:

Time to drown the Marineland owners in that loving fish tank.

I�m mostly against zoos in general but cetaceans in captivity makes me see loving red

# ? Mar 11, 2023 00:14

SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

Toxic Mental posted:

How many trainers did she drown or maul before she finally kicked the bucket I wonder

Not enough.

# ? Mar 11, 2023 00:23

TrashMammal: Nov 10, 2022

# ? Mar 11, 2023 00:39

William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

a dorca, if you will

# ? Mar 11, 2023 00:50

Panic! At The Tesco: Aug 19, 2005; FART

what do you call a doctor who takes care of whales teeth?

# ? Mar 11, 2023 00:51

Panic! At The Tesco: Aug 19, 2005; FART

an ORCA-dontist lol

# ? Mar 11, 2023 00:51

William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

i don't get it

# ? Mar 11, 2023 00:52

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

No his name is Ahab. Chasing that white sparkling smile... if only these ungrateful whales ever flossed!!

# ? Mar 11, 2023 00:54

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

Toxic Mental posted:

How many trainers did she drown or maul before she finally kicked the bucket I wonder

Tilikum was a hero

# ? Mar 11, 2023 00:58

SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

what do you call a doctor who takes care of whales teeth?

Dinner.

# ? Mar 11, 2023 00:58

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Thanks for doxxing me OP

# ? Mar 11, 2023 01:00

Private Cumshoe: Feb 15, 2019; AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Toxic Mental posted:

How many trainers did she drown or maul before she finally kicked the bucket I wonder

Not enough

# ? Mar 11, 2023 01:04

LaserPrinter69: Sep 6, 2022; "I did a perfect print job, grown men were coming up to me and saying with tears in their eyes, 'Sir, it was a perfect print job.' What they're trying to do to your favorite printer (ME!) is a disgrace."

*while onboarding the whale in 1997*

"hey intern, go lift that whale's genital flap and tell us if its a boy or girl"

# ? Mar 11, 2023 01:08

Henry Lee Mucus: Dec 11, 2003

Like, get some friends you loving loser lmaooo

# ? Mar 11, 2023 01:15

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

When do you think SeaWorld is gonna start lobotomizing the Shamus so they're not miserable in their cages

# ? Mar 11, 2023 01:17

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

I guess then they couldn't do as many tricks for slack jawed yokels in San Antonio

# ? Mar 11, 2023 01:18

Toxic Mental: Jun 1, 2019

They'd lobotomize their guests in a giant brain corkscrew machine that drills into their heads as they walk through the entrance gates before they'd ever do anything to impact their cash cow shows

# ? Mar 11, 2023 01:19

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

Toxic Mental posted:

They'd lobotomize their guests in a giant brain corkscrew machine that drills into their heads as they walk through the entrance gates before they'd ever do anything to impact their cash cow shows

Not sure they need to lobotomize most of them

# ? Mar 11, 2023 01:20

Private Cumshoe: Feb 15, 2019; AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

the pitbull of the ocean

# ? Mar 11, 2023 01:20

LaserPrinter69: Sep 6, 2022; "I did a perfect print job, grown men were coming up to me and saying with tears in their eyes, 'Sir, it was a perfect print job.' What they're trying to do to your favorite printer (ME!) is a disgrace."

Private Cumshoe posted:

the pitbull of the ocean

Me, an orca expert - "these gentle Giants are sometimes called a nurse whale because of it's gentle dispositi" *gets drowned, raped, mauled, and eaten by killer whale*

# ? Mar 11, 2023 01:35

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Sorry to hear about your mom, op

# ? Mar 11, 2023 01:36

Henry Lee Mucus: Dec 11, 2003

Dog fighters feed pitbulls gunpowder, so if the drat thing hadn't died they could've stuck a claymore down it's gullet and set it loose

# ? Mar 11, 2023 01:39

Space Kablooey: May 6, 2009

driftingmouse really slacking lately huh

# ? Mar 11, 2023 01:39

LaserPrinter69: Sep 6, 2022; "I did a perfect print job, grown men were coming up to me and saying with tears in their eyes, 'Sir, it was a perfect print job.' What they're trying to do to your favorite printer (ME!) is a disgrace."

Imagine being a mammal 150 million years ago and being like "I need to breathe air every 4 seconds or I'll die... I think I'm gonna live in the ocean" lmao what a moron

# ? Mar 11, 2023 02:35

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

i think you'll find whales can hold their breaths for at least 4 seconds tho...

# ? Mar 11, 2023 03:12

TrashMammal: Nov 10, 2022

# ? Mar 11, 2023 03:24

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

more like a dorka XD

# ? Mar 11, 2023 03:24

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

LaserPrinter69 posted:

Imagine being a mammal 150 million years ago and being like "I need to breathe air every 4 seconds or I'll die... I think I'm gonna live in the ocean" lmao what a moron

I'll just be a little fuckin small as gently caress rat and hope none of the big rear end lizards notice me

Or move into the sea and get big and fat as gently caress and eat seafood all day hmmmmmm

# ? Mar 11, 2023 03:35

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

I wish I was a whale

# ? Mar 11, 2023 03:45