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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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ELTON JOHN posted:

keeping wild animals in captivity is really lovely

this is all we really need to know

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Das Boo posted:

Dorkass orca
Had no friends and died.

Friendless Willy. :(

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I bet some aliens stopped by and showed them some video about what the apes were gonna get up to on land at some point and they just noped right back into the ocean.

so long and thanks for all the fish

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Space Kablooey posted:

Didn't work out too well for them did it

I dunno, they get to play in the ocean and kill sharks for fun.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Space Kablooey posted:

also get hunted for no good reason and eat plastic bags

and yet they aren't allowed to go to public schools

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Pastel Candy Snake posted:

dont be fooled by the press, this orca would love to maul your two-year old child if left unsupervised and if you find yourself being bit by an orca, it is next to impossible to pry its jaws open. ORCAS ARE NOT PETS, THEY ARE MONSTERS

if you leave your 2 year old 4 miles out in the ocean, poo poo's gonna happen

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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poo poo. those fish talk truth

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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abigserve posted:

Not trying to be funny...not trying to make anyone have "the worst day at their jobs". But do any of these whale...fuckers...ever do like, a huge cumshot?

no need for the pretex next time

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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I don't get it. Which one is Barry?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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kntfkr posted:

barry's the one who suggest they adapt to walk on land.

but they're whales. Whales don't walk on land

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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ahh. the Ur Barry. The Barry that can make us all walk on land

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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ahh. the ur mom. the mom that will feed us all

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Internetjack posted:

I went to Marine World in SD a few years back while visiting my sister, BIL, and niece. They go a lot because my niece just loves seeing all the animals. She asks a lot of questions and my sis and BIL are really good at answering them, and throwing in a "Do you think they'd be happier in the wild with their friends?" She thinks about it for a moment and always answered "yeah probably".

The saddest thing I learned and saw there was about the orca's dorsal fin. In the wild it stands up straight indicating they are happy and healthy or whatever. But when it's flopped over to the side that indicates they are sad and depressed.

All 4-5 orcas had flopped over dorsal fins.

Maine's World
Party time
Excellent

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Bonzo posted:

There's a place I know in Ontario...

Is it Toronto? That's the only place I know in Ontario

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Nooner posted:

Dorcka lol i just got it

there is no joke in the thread title nooner

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Carlos Lantana posted:

McAfee tried to gently caress one but the whale fuckers called him a noob and laughed at his puny junk

That is the correct response to John McAfee

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