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veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Yep

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

This all checks out

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

veni veni veni posted:

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lol he became a preacher

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


MrQwerty posted:

lol he became a preacher

tbf you can clearly see him praying in the second one.

Please god, dont let me get a boner in public in my albino tiger speedo. *looks down.the only footprints in the sand belong to Stanley*

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Shoes and coke sound like a p good time.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Thank you gifrun.com

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
He certainly likes everyone seeing his dick.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

People danced hard af in the 90s

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

veni veni veni posted:

tbf you can clearly see him praying in the second one.

I mean, he had a song called “Pray” on his biggest album that slaps because of the Prince sample.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mye1aCskFcM

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

I can't say I disagree

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Piss Creep posted:

He certainly likes everyone seeing his dick.

Can't blame him tbh

that g ova there
Mar 1, 2023

by Hand Knit
Where did you get a video of me scheming my next post

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


this song unironically slaps and would be awesome to play at a house party or BBQ, the video is just corny

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Did MC Hammer stuff his banana hammock? Seems pretty blatant.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Did MC Hammer stuff his banana hammock? Seems pretty blatant.

Yeah, he stuffed it with meat :flaccid:

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Oct 26, 2022

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SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...
UnTiempoParaRecordarHD

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Obamna

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
They probably use the same houses they use in porn videos for these music videos.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
i wanna have a cool big pool p[arty lik that it looks like thety are all having a lot of fun (:

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



veni veni veni posted:

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Danny Brown show listener detected

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
I appreciate that the one token white girl can't dance for poo poo

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Piss Creep posted:

He certainly likes everyone seeing his dick.

Please Hammer don’t hurt em

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Snowy posted:

Danny Brown show listener detected

:cool:

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
Dude lost 70 million dollars in 5 years. 70 MILLION.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




MC wasted $70M while the MIC wasted $700B, so don’t get too judgmental

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Bad Purchase posted:

MC wasted $70M while the MIC wasted $700B, so don’t get too judgmental

I think that’s more than one guy tho

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i'm a one bump chump :smith:

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Mozi posted:

i'm a one bump chump :smith:

Lucky you, my bumps come in clusters

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Snowy posted:

Danny Brown show listener detected

I learned a new term from Danny about erections thanks to that. Bricked up. Hammer was bricked up.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Yeah ok they saaaay that but like, all the zoom-ins are on the banana hammock and the titties is like, soft focus bro.

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

The MC stands for Mega Cock

TengenNewsEditor
Apr 3, 2004

it might seem cool to bump and pump until you're dealing with a baby bump and breast pumps

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Hollismason posted:

Dude lost 70 million dollars in 5 years. 70 MILLION.

That’s what happens when people pay their production line in this bitch of an industry. :shrug:

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
70 MILLION DOLLARS

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
Rated this 5 pumps and a bump

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

that g ova there posted:

Where did you get a video of me scheming my next post


numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

drat that video is all horned up

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

That’s what happens when people pay their production line in this bitch of an industry. :shrug:

yeah dude was basically very generous while also trying to pay himself and that... just doesn't happen

that Todd in the Shadows vid made an excellent point-- Hammer was cheesy in the early 90s, then gangsta took him out, but if he had just waited out the pressure instead of trying to ride the star wave, he could have returned for the late 90s when Will Smith was doing his thing and found a niche.

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