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the whole third reich thing was kind of a big L, in terms of world events imo
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"durrr durrrrr I'm Hitler I'll construct a state around the idea of the genocide of a huge swath of our country's population but also I'm too afraid to eat a hamburger durrr I'm Hitler" That's what he talked like
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Mar 12, 2023 00:36
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hitler got his rear end kicked by a manlet who was an even bigger nerd than him
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Mar 12, 2023 00:39
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Duhhhh I'm adolf hitler I can put this luger in my own mouth and pull the trigger and nothing bad will happen because I'm adol
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Mar 12, 2023 00:42
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hitler was neurodivergent you ableist bigot
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Mar 12, 2023 00:46
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I just liked him for the uniforms
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Mar 12, 2023 00:47
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loook we can all agree that while bad they dressed phenomenally
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Mar 12, 2023 00:48
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it was pretty lame of hitler to melt down and autobahn
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Mar 12, 2023 00:50
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imagine being such a dweeb bitch that even Leni Riefenstahl can't make you look badass
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Xaris posted:it was pretty lame of hitler to melt down and autobahn lol
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F Stop Fitzgerald posted:imagine being such a dweeb bitch that even Leni Riefenstahl can't make you look badass saw a documentary and the star started off the whole thing with the line "Leni Riefenstahl, the nazi film maker once told me that Adolf Hitler told her, that he decided to rule the world while standing on a mountain" and ive been hard pressed to find a more....startling intro
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Mar 12, 2023 00:53
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tho for real this hitler guy may be cringe had some good ideas - fast cars for everyone - red baron pizza - adderall for everyone - national SOCIALISM
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Mar 12, 2023 00:55
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:"durrr durrrrr I'm Hitler I'll construct a state around the idea of the genocide of a huge swath of our country's population but also I'm too afraid to eat a hamburger durrr I'm Hitler"
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Mar 12, 2023 00:56
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Toplowtech posted:Meat made him fart.  imaging hitler farting into the microphone and lolling myself
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Mar 12, 2023 00:57
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oh no mcdonalds makes my tum tum hurt
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Xaris posted:tho for real this hitler guy may be cringe had some good ideas 
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Mar 12, 2023 01:00
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Hey Rit I got an article idea, can you knock it out this weekend?
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everyone has to wear the same armband? lmao
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Mar 12, 2023 01:01
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you think they would have figured out enameled flag pins
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Mar 12, 2023 01:02
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if hitler had brought back vambraces, capes, and tophats into style, he would have won WW2
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rejecting the prussian fashion standards of old may have been the true end of the reich
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A Bakers Cousin posted:rejecting the prussian fashion standards of old may have been the true end of the reich that's right, this is why all these leftist c00lzone CHOP projects keep failing bc dweebs are trying to abolish capitalism with jeans, patagonia, and hoka ones. smdh
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For a short time hitler tried out a theatrical flourish where he would doff his cap and a bird would fly off, he'd do this in 1on1 settings like walking someone through his garden monologuing at them, building to a big finish. But the few times he tried it the bird fell off his head dazed or even died under his hat and he was left with a soiled handkerchief on his head and a perplexed guest - source is albert speer's spandau diaries
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Mar 12, 2023 01:07
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I'm going to kick hitlers rear end
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As soon as I become an admin
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NeatHeteroDude posted:I'm going to kick hitlers rear end you're the bird under his hat
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if someone took their hat off and a bird flew out that would not be a positive thing in my eye
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Dr. Jerrold Coe posted:For a short time hitler tried out a theatrical flourish where he would doff his cap and a bird would fly off, he'd do this in 1on1 settings like walking someone through his garden monologuing at them, building to a big finish. But the few times he tried it the bird fell off his head dazed or even died under his hat and he was left with a soiled handkerchief on his head and a perplexed guest - source is albert speer's spandau diaries theatrical flourishes involving birds? just anotehr thing adolf hitler has in common with bernie sanders
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changing history forever with one single word: WIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTCHHHHHHH
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cspam loves witchcraft you know who else loved witchcraft? that;'s right Q.E.D
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hitler invented mtorhead and for that I'll always be grateful
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Buck Wildman posted:hitler invented mtorhead and for that I'll always be grateful yep. also The Producers
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"Ich liebe diesen Dilbert-Kerl"
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first reich lasted a thousand years, they just don't make em like that anymore
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first reich spent a thousand years trying to kill germans, seems like perhaps they were on to something
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hitler came to power because he was the most charismatic man in Germany
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F Stop Fitzgerald posted:hitler came to power because he was the most charismatic man in Germany replace hitler with bernie and germany with vermont and you'll see why we cannot let that man become president
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