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lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

bernie is too much of a pussy to do a putsch

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FreeRangeHexagon
Apr 17, 2022

F Stop Fitzgerald posted:

hitler came to power because he was the most charismatic man in Germany

they had to go to Austria to find a charismatic man because no one born in German can do it

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

hitler was based

FreeRangeHexagon
Apr 17, 2022

lumpentroll posted:

bernie is too much of a pussy to do a putsch

we worked so hard to set one up in Central Park but he pussied out because Chris Matthews was mean to him

Grimnarsson
Sep 4, 2018
Edited to preserve the dignity of Mr. Hitler.

Grimnarsson has issued a correction as of 01:53 on Mar 12, 2023

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

prove hitler is cringe. call him the n word.

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

welp

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo

lobster shirt posted:

hitler was based

where's the freaking evidence? i've never even seen hitler play nintendo

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

mark immune posted:

where's the freaking evidence? i've never even seen hitler play nintendo
that's cuz hitrler is a xbox man

really makes you think

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo

Xaris posted:

that's cuz hitrler is a xbox man

really makes you think

der xbox lol

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

hitler was a big fan of Hogwarts Legacy

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo
hitler called up JK rowlings and gave her some tips to spice up the financial scenes

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
"Hey JK I have some thoughts on the goblins"

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

F Stop Fitzgerald posted:

hitler was a big fan of Hogwarts Legacy
i hear he was a twitch superstar who went by something like jewdiepie or pewdiepop or something, idk. anyone remember that??

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
there's nothing more cringe than streaming video games to zoomers

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo
hold on, i was thinking of Gay Hitler. he was based

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
that was the hilter who got into art school and really thrived there

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

mark immune posted:

hold on, i was thinking of Gay Hitler. he was based

everyone mixes these up

Dr. Jerrold Coe
Feb 6, 2021

Is it me?

mark immune posted:

hold on, i was thinking of Gay Hitler. he was based

that's DR gay hitler to you, bub

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

A Bakers Cousin posted:

that was the hilter who got into art school and really thrived there

i think he was a dentist

FreeRangeHexagon
Apr 17, 2022

In Animorphs they go back in time to WW2 and meet Hitler, but this version of Hitler is just an truck driver and hasn't done the holocaust. They have a debate over whether they should kill him and eventually decide to do it. Presumably because they were disappointed they didn't get to meet the cool version of Hitler.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

F Stop Fitzgerald posted:

hitler was a big fan of Hogwarts Legacy

We should cancel him.

Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



Dr. Jerrold Coe posted:

that's DR gay hitler to you, bub

best store brand dr pepper knockoff out there

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

lobster shirt posted:

hitler was based

nah

erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't
When they were bulldozing those corpses into a mass grave I had to stop watching because it was so embarrassing

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
these viral videos from mrbeast are getting out of hand

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
I met Hitler before he was famous and the guy had the worst case of IBS that I've ever seen. I actually felt bad for him. We once went out for dinner before we went to a cabaret (I paid because that gently caress was always broke) and I knew he avoided meat so I ordered some spetzel and later that night at the cabaret he had liquid poo poo running out of the cuff of his pants. Guy had a micropenis and didn't drink so he had a terrible time talking to women but he'd finally been chatting up this lady at the cabaret and all the sudden he's got poo poo filling his shoe.

Needless to say, I ended up in a concentration camp.

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

semen hitler

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

The Xbox is so loving big it fell offa shelf and crushed hitlers head in the bunker

Hubbert
Mar 25, 2007

At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

Xaris posted:

it was pretty lame of hitler to melt down and autobahn

goldmine close thread

Hubbert
Mar 25, 2007

At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
unless you want this to turn into the hitler auditions

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Hubbert posted:

unless you want this to turn into the hitler auditions

Most of the wokesters around here probably think it's bad to act like Hitler.

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

Hitler, who I do not support :razz:

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
hitler's whole deal is he was named adolf which is like one of those lovely new-age millennial parent mormon baby names like lakynn or zaiden or zanzibar or rhodes or makynzenie or foxen or bodhi or pear or tesla or whatever.

what i'm saying is, we're creating a whole new generation of adolfs :twisted:

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

mark immune posted:

hold on, i was thinking of Gay Hitler. he was based

It's short for Gaydolph

Rookoo
Jul 24, 2007
I could have sworn I read a post on these very forums about 10 years ago which detailed him working at a building site during an early period in his life and him acting like a total edgelord to his colleagues trying to include him, but I've no idea if it was a shitpost or true.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
The more I hear, the worse this Hitler fellow sounds. Thinking about making a SAD thread.

FreeRangeHexagon
Apr 17, 2022

Growing up in surburban Kansas City in the mid 80s Hitlers music taught me that it was ok to be weird.

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

Wait this was the guy who did the Holocaust? The twink with the lovely little mustache?

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World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


lobster shirt posted:

prove hitler is cringe. call him the n word.

hitler was nuclear

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