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You cannot mention something awful, the internet, or posting.
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Neckbeards... neckbeards everywhere...
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Mar 12, 2023 05:34
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Thick GIRTHY cock
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Mar 12, 2023 05:34
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Imagine the kids from Hackers, but old and fat.
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Mar 12, 2023 05:39
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"Describe cows but don't mention fields and grazing!" gently caress off, OP. Things exist in context.
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Mar 12, 2023 05:42
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:"Describe cows but don't mention fields and grazing!" Sorry for trying to make an interesting topic and not just everyone repeating the same answers over and over.
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Mar 12, 2023 05:43
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:"Describe cows but don't mention fields and grazing!" Easy -- the OP's mom!!! XD
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Mar 12, 2023 05:43
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they think they're funnier than they are, but they are actually somewhat funny
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Mar 12, 2023 05:45
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look at me. look at life has done to me.do you know what it takes to make a human being make these terrible, terrible decisions? that's a goon. i'm a goon. please, someone just make it stop.
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Mar 12, 2023 05:49
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thin blue whine posted:look at me. look at life has done to me.do you know what it takes to make a human being make these terrible, terrible decisions? that's a goon. i'm a goon. please, someone just make it stop. no
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Mar 12, 2023 05:51
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Turn off your monitor
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Mar 12, 2023 05:54
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Dick Fontaine posted:Turn off your monitor
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Mar 12, 2023 05:54
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pencilhands posted:You cannot mention something awful, the internet, or posting. yes I can.
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Mar 12, 2023 05:56
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It's kind of like a secret society, but slightly less stupid.
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Mar 12, 2023 05:58
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300 pound neckbeard sitting on a beanbag eating cheetos and drinking Mt Dew.
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Mar 12, 2023 05:58
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Katamari Democracy posted:300 pound neckbeard sitting on a beanbag eating cheetos and drinking Mt Dew. turn off my monitor
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Mar 12, 2023 06:00
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I would feign ignorance and change the subject.
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Mar 12, 2023 06:08
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They're gay
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Mar 12, 2023 06:16
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show them goatse.cx and gauge their reaction
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Mar 12, 2023 06:20
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I'd start by asking how much they like monster trucks.
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Mar 12, 2023 06:28
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https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4026850&pagenumber=1&perpage=40 I know that thread's a joke, but I would say imagine a guy so plagued with digestion issues that he's desperate to find excuses for uncontrollable flatulence, and instead of just sorting his diet out he rearranges the narrative of the world by creating a global pandemic. That's the prototypical goon.
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Mar 12, 2023 06:29
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its all nice on rice posted:I'd start by asking how much they like monster trucks. its a lot
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Mar 12, 2023 06:29
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Mar 12, 2023 06:34
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You suck OP
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Mar 12, 2023 06:35
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Fat guy. Fingerless gloves. Video game t-shirt
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Mar 12, 2023 06:37
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Fine young folks willing to carry printers uphill both ways, in the snow
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Mar 12, 2023 06:38
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You hear that sweaty, peeling noise when they get up from a chair every time. They always have a cheeto or a corn nut somewhere on their natural body. Sexually aroused by the sound of a dialup modem. Talon-like tonails. Gabagool breath. Skinny, mis-shapen penis with wirey, sparse pubes, constantly saying they are gay but only because they hate women. Gout. Fake moustache. Nervous farts.
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Mar 12, 2023 06:45
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If I'm pretending to be stupid, but, no one gets it, does that just mean I'm stupid?
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Mar 12, 2023 06:53
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imagine a boot stamping a giant gaping anus, forever
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Mar 12, 2023 06:55
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You remember Harold Lauder from The Stand? Kinda like that, only grosser.
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Mar 12, 2023 06:56
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samcarsten posted:You remember Harold Lauder from The Stand? Kinda like that, only grosser. the book or the mini-series?
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Mar 12, 2023 06:58
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Extremely handsome with a cock the size of a large Pringles can. Based off personal experience of course. Me. I'm talking about me.
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Mar 12, 2023 06:59
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Tarkus posted:Extremely handsome with a cock the size of a large Pringles can. Based off personal experience of course. eww. your dick looks like a pringles can. Does it have the logo?
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Mar 12, 2023 07:01
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:the book or the mini-series? Book. He creepier in the book.
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Mar 12, 2023 07:03
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:eww. your dick looks like a pringles can. Does it have the logo? No, but the head is the shape of the Pringles logo
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Mar 12, 2023 07:05
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samcarsten posted:Book. He creepier in the book. They're always creepier in the book
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Mar 12, 2023 07:05
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:its a lot Then goons are your type of people!
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Mar 12, 2023 07:05
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Tarkus posted:No, but the head is the shape of the Pringles logo with the moustache and everything?
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Mar 12, 2023 07:06
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its all nice on rice posted:Then goons are your type of people! I would never associate with those nerds
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Mar 12, 2023 07:07
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Imagine a very fat slug, but somehow more oily
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