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Mumpy Puffinz posted:with the moustache and everything? I call it the tickler.
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pencilhands posted:Sorry for trying to make an interesting topic and not just everyone repeating the same answers over and over. I'll forgive you just this once
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I just show them the picture of the greasy egghead dude
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MrQwerty posted:I just show them the picture of the greasy egghead dude
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butt dickus posted:you made me think of this picture by describing it and that made me think of how i'm wasting precious brain space remembering that and i'm real mad at you now 
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY FILTHY CAVE, I DIDN'T INVITE YOU?!
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A cop asked me to explain SA which wasn't really funny at the time so I didn't feel right describing it as a "comedy website"
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BBQ Dave posted:Neckbeards... neckbeards everywhere... Buttchocks posted:Imagine the kids from Hackers, but old and fat. These two goons get it. Also: A base for trolls (currently mainly in FYAD), some of whom left to create the infamous 4Chan. And a  club for people who believe the Though if your listener doubts the Slenderman thing, give it up, your defensive argument would be completely hosed as the original imagehost-hosted pics are gone, gone, gone (and I've seen it misattributed to Reddit or something elsewhere). BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 12:01 on Mar 12, 2023 |
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pencilhands posted:You cannot mention something awful, the internet, or posting. am i allowed to mention reddit
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miserable little pile of secrets, op
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Hammerite posted:am i allowed to mention reddit 
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"Kinda like a smaller Reddit, but funny, and without most of the posting points attribution crap, or the seething rabbiting mass of 'alt right' (i.e. fascist) members. Also we have a smaller proportion of conspiracy hypothesist morons, and a whole lot less other bullshit IMO. Btw the best subforum for hardly any bullshit on SA is called General Bullshit (GBS), got it? "Plus if you kiss me now I'll gift you a membership, but only if you don't have herpes and there's gotta be tongue involved, and if you're not a woman then you'll have to pretend to be one first to earn your gift membership. Here, see if this black leather miniskirt fits you, don't worry about a top."After the first kiss, we can discuss your upgrade options." (At least that's how I might describe us, to, err, a 'friend'... ) BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 12:32 on Mar 12, 2023 |
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Mar 12, 2023 12:29
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I suspect the best reply to this question is the just silently glare back at them until they give up and leave.
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Mar 12, 2023 12:35
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i would feign ignorance so that i don't look like a weirdo who knows what a goon is
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Mar 12, 2023 12:48
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A goon is the coolest person ever. Heck, once you hear about goons, you'll want to be one! The more the merrier! I tell all my friends and relatives about SA. None of them have signed up yet, but if they can post as funny as our "in jokes"... well... LOL
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Alternately, put on one of those cringey videos from the 90's describing the internet. Keep insisting that "it's all there"
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BigBadSteve posted:"Kinda like a smaller Reddit, but funny, and without most of the posting points attribution crap, or the seething rabbiting mass of 'alt right' (i.e. fascist) members. Also we have a smaller proportion of conspiracy hypothesist morons, and a whole lot less other bullshit IMO. Btw the best subforum for hardly any bullshit on SA is called General Bullshit (GBS), got it? text me
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Imagine if in jurassic park instead of eating him the spit saurus hosed the fat computer guy and they had a baby and the baby was really stupid
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Cool person who appreciates a good olive
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Smugworth posted:Cool person who appreciates a good olive This. This all loving day
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Wednesday I had an interesting conversation with a gentleman who was working at one of my accounts (same account I smoked weed out of a hollowed out slim Jim at with the assistant manager) about how he had thought SA had perished after a certain someone self deleted themselves. He had a very arrogant and superior tone about it as of course he was blaring Depeche Mode and a few choice cuts from the cures disintegration in the store. To me, this guy looked like the goon I always picture in my head, not myself. It was a very surreal moment, like you’re the goon, not me. But alas, I am the goon. From the face value snapshot of each us, I judged a book by its cover I suppose, seeing this middle aged, dorky, arrogant, out of shape, dude blaring cuts from the albums ministry disowned. And to him, I was the total opposite of his interpretation of a goon would be. Has anyone else had this experience before? Like I thought for certain he would be a comrade in pig balls and osha, but had nothing but disdain for the site, and anyone posting on it. (So in essence he was the perfect goon?)
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SmallFormatBlues posted:Wednesday I had an interesting conversation with a gentleman who was working at one of my accounts (same account I smoked weed out of a hollowed out slim Jim at with the assistant manager) about how he had thought SA had perished after a certain someone self deleted themselves. He had a very arrogant and superior tone about it as of course he was blaring Depeche Mode and a few choice cuts from the cures disintegration in the store. To me, this guy looked like the goon I always picture in my head, not myself. It was a very surreal moment, like you’re the goon, not me. But alas, I am the goon. From the face value snapshot of each us, I judged a book by its cover I suppose, seeing this middle aged, dorky, arrogant, out of shape, dude blaring cuts from the albums ministry disowned. And to him, I was the total opposite of his interpretation of a goon would be. Has anyone else had this experience before? Like I thought for certain he would be a comrade in pig balls and osha, but had nothing but disdain for the site, and anyone posting on it. (So in essence he was the perfect goon?) :notsureifgoonsay:
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No. I won’t. Never say no. You’re not my real dad anyways, just because you’re dating my mom doesn’t mean you can look at my anime.
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If there's a major social injustice it's a place where hundreds of people will bitch about it without lifting a finger But if a whack job wants to open up a hot dog stand...
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I say, "Big guy, no teeth, ice skates, hockey stick." Their suspicions are usually allayed..
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One thousand Erlichs from Silicon Valley bloviating at each other
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Imagine a series of spheres on the edge of a cliff: One has ADHD/Autism, probably undiagnosed One is an aging computer toucher One doesn't realise they are trans yet One has poo poo their pants Hold that image in your mind. Now turn off your monitor.
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for real, a while back I asked my son what he thought a goon was and he said theyre the same as those old hobbyist guys who keep to themself to do model trains all day or have a room in their house for just one flight simulator and they have hundreds of insular rules that make no sense and lots and lots of drama
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Your son is insightful and wise. But name a single broad interest community on the internet that sucks less.
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pencilhands posted:You cannot mention something awful, the internet, or posting.
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ReelBigLizard posted:Your son is insightful and wise. he says "nobody does those anymore but Im glad that its still around" and also said Tumblr was always better for people watching before it became self aware but bets theres really interesting discussions on Something Awful he also said theres nothing funny about Richard Lowtax offing himself bc he just made things worse for everybody online and got away with it so speaketh The Millennial Whisperer 
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wizard2 posted:he says "nobody does those anymore but Im glad that its still around" and also said Tumblr was always better for people watching before it became self aware but bets theres really interesting discussions on Something Awful Give him an account for his birthday
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Outrail posted:Give him an account for his birthday ppl under 30 shouldn't be on this website. its not proper
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stereotypes always lean towards the overweight, but there's an equally large goon typology that is and always has been really scrawny, remember that
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Outrail posted:Give him an account for his birthday he said to that "waste of 5 bux but lurking a gardening board sounds cool" and left
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Gary from Venture Bros, pre-glow up.
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It’s getting harder to identify goons by sight alone as we’ve all aged and have been forced to either integrate with society or od on buttdrugs. That being said anyone wearing a tactikilt at the state fair is a good assumption.
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