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Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



The most I ever cried during a movie was not really because of the movie. My girlfriend had decided to break up with me and move out. We had a few emotionally lovely weeks of living together while broken up and barely speaking while she looked for an apartment. When her moving day finally arrived, we agreed that she would borrow my truck so she and a couple of her friends could move all her poo poo in one go and I would take her car and go to the movies because I wanted to be somewhere else for a few hours. Meet back later at what was now my apartment, swap back the vehicles and say our goodbyes.

That movie was Shrek (2001)
The breakup was definitely for the better, but a huge bummer at the time and I will forever laugh at what my movie choice was that day. I haven’t watched it since.

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JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I remember seeing Life as a House in the theater I worked at at the time because I wanted to see Hayden Christiansen in a movie before the Star Wars movie came out.

I saw it by myself (I did that a whole lot while working there) and got really high beforehand. All I remember is balling in the theater like a baby. Also I remember Hayden being super whiney and I didn't like him. I haven't seen it since nor do I know what it is even about.

I saw that movie, it was definitely a tearjerker, but hadn’t really thought about it since 2001. I remember that Kevin Kline was really good.

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.
I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoAzpa1x7jU&t=100s

Also "I wish I knew how to quit you." was made fun of so much when Brokeback Mountain first came out but that is one of the saddest movies I have ever seen and that line is heartbreaking.

But the saddest movie ever made is Dancer in the Dark.

Cornwind Evil
Dec 14, 2004


The undisputed world champion of wrestling effortposting

JnnyThndrs posted:

Watching the end of The Plague Dogs makes me bawl like a toddler, even after 35 years of seeing it every few years. The poo poo those poor dogs went through, through no fault of their own….

https://youtu.be/k-xx6nyORwg

Jesus, that hits hard.

I didn't see any dogs die, that island was just beyond that fog. I will di...yell about this truth on this hill.

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

Makes me tear up but for a different reason

https://youtu.be/YfchQpxeGyo

MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven

WILDTURKEY101 posted:

I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoAzpa1x7jU&t=100s

Also "I wish I knew how to quit you." was made fun of so much when Brokeback Mountain first came out but that is one of the saddest movies I have ever seen and that line is heartbreaking.

But the saddest movie ever made is Dancer in the Dark.

Brokeback Mountain is a genuinely moving movie based on a heartbreaking novella and it’s genuinely fallen victim to the way society makes jokes about anything heartfelt because we do not loving know how to handle meaningful emotions. Shame, that.

Pisses me off that people remember Heath Ledger for the joker more than they do Brokeback Mountain…

Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


I remember watching a Lassie documentary when I was like 8 and I teared up at some scene from the series (it was B&W, I think it was the series) where Lassie comes back after being gone? Something like that if I'm not mandela-ing. Can't find the exact scene.

JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS

Cornwind Evil posted:

I didn't see any dogs die, that island was just beyond that fog. I will di...yell about this truth on this hill.

:nods in agreement:

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
Dragonheart still makes me sad when Bowen has to kill Draco in order to stop David Thewlis from chewing the scenery.

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


Panic! At The Tesco posted:

the end of big fish

i'll occasionally choke up or maybe even shed a tear in some cases but the end of big fish is to date the only movie to make me outright cry. gently caress that scene hit hard

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


oh also the opening to Up. jesus christ what a gut punch

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
The opening to Up makes me cry too

It's OK to cry

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
I've never seen Dancer in the Dark but Breaking the Waves was pretty hosed up and sad.

My wife and I watched a 4 hour long banned Chinese movie recently called An Elephant Sitting Still and it was really good and I probably cried at parts.

Cousin Todd
Jul 3, 2007
Grimey Drawer
NGL the only moment that I recall is in the Lego movie when Benny finally gets to build a space ship.

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON
alright, we've already had Plague Dogs and a child death in Arrival, so I no longer feel bad sharing the moment that will always destroy me, which is Setsuko's passing in Grave of the Fireflies.

Seita decides to use the last of their money to go get some food, but...it's too late. they've been starving for too long.

There's some small comfort in that she at least gets to pass after tasting the watermelon. but ugh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZANIAJDIBbo

she was the last surviving member of his family, that he works literally the entire film to protect and keep alive. but, he's still just a child himself, in overwhelming and unique circumstances that even the adults around him don't know how to navigate.

at the same time as the loss of Setsuko from profound lack of food, all the rich people who were able to flee the violence (unlike them) are returning home and society is 'returning to normal'. just. heartbreaking.

StrangersInTheNight fucked around with this message at 17:35 on Mar 16, 2023

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

PIZZA.BAT posted:

oh also the opening to Up. jesus christ what a gut punch


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1rVF8Np4xw

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcIZZAi4j0Y

discount cathouse
Mar 25, 2009
I cried during 3 4ths of Michael Hanekes Amour, OP.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





That one, but also the ending, because it's so cathartic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRBl0GPBm4o

And also the ending of "Dead Poets Society": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjqHyDZVrao

Hoplosternum
Jun 2, 2010

:parrot:
Life is Beautiful.
I don't think I've ever cried so hard for so long as an adult.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
I'm not much of a crier, but I vaguely remember crying in the theater at the end Return of the King because I was with my friends and it was my last year of high school so it felt extra "final" in that moment. I don't even remember what the ending of Return of the King entailed.

The last movie moment that made me tear up that I VIVIDLY remember is the scene in Short Circuit when Johnny 5 got the poo poo beat out of him.

Biohazard posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQht2yOX9Js

as much for his emotional ark in the movie as for the need for someone to have told me this years ago so it didn't take until my mid 30's to realize it.

Now I feel like an rear end in a top hat for smirking upon seeing this, because I've only seen parodies of it.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

kntfkr posted:

My wife and I watched a 4 hour long banned Chinese movie recently called An Elephant Sitting Still and it was really good and I probably cried at parts.

I'd probably cry if I had to watcha 4 hour movie of just an elephant sitting there too tbh

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

In Metallica's "Some kind of Monster" when they let Lars play drums

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Toxic Mental posted:

I'd probably cry if I had to watcha 4 hour movie of just an elephant sitting there too tbh

It's about how it sucks to be poor in a city in modern Hebei, China. It's actually really well paced and doesn't feel like it's 4 hours.

The director was only 29 and he killed himself after making it. But cuz he made the fatal mistake of chasing a bitch when Future clearly advises us that we should chase a check.

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
The rocket launch scene and the weird montage of personal/world history at the end of Wings of Honneamise. Probably doesn’t make sense without the rest of the movie idk. It tears me up every time

https://youtu.be/k7urVoEhZFM

Escape_GOAT
May 20, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_Z0tbg6Phs

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Someone mentioned Plauge Dogs and now I want to watch Watership Down and weep.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Sometimes I think I must be the only millennial who has never seen Iron Giant, Land Before Time, or Brave Little Toaster

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

StrangersInTheNight posted:

alright, we've already had Plague Dogs and a child death in Arrival, so I no longer feel bad sharing the moment that will always destroy me, which is Setsuko's passing in Grave of the Fireflies.

Seita decides to use the last of their money to go get some food, but...it's too late. they've been starving for too long.

There's some small comfort in that she at least gets to pass after tasting the watermelon. but ugh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZANIAJDIBbo

she was the last surviving member of his family, that he works literally the entire film to protect and keep alive. but, he's still just a child himself, in overwhelming and unique circumstances that even the adults around him don't know how to navigate.

at the same time as the loss of Setsuko from profound lack of food, all the rich people who were able to flee the violence (unlike them) are returning home and society is 'returning to normal'. just. heartbreaking.

I agree it's heartbreaking

But I have a real bone to pick with grave of the fireflies, it's a beautiful movie but a poo poo story that doesn't hold up past a first watch IMO

It's literally just bad poo poo happens to a dumb kid for a bit

He doesn't learn or have an arc, he's just the same dumb kid at the end, and then had the audacity to start at me at the end as if I'm the one to solve his problems

Visually and Emotionally it's really poignant, but that isn't everything that goes into making a story

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

ugh, was just gonna post this. It's beautiful.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Jestery posted:

I agree it's heartbreaking

But I have a real bone to pick with grave of the fireflies, it's a beautiful movie but a poo poo story that doesn't hold up past a first watch IMO

It's literally just bad poo poo happens to a dumb kid for a bit

He doesn't learn or have an arc, he's just the same dumb kid at the end, and then had the audacity to start at me at the end as if I'm the one to solve his problems

Visually and Emotionally it's really poignant, but that isn't everything that goes into making a story

Would it have been any better if they had kept the original (semi autobiographical) outcome where the brother survives, I wonder. Having Seita die robs him and the audience a chance to see him grow beyond being a dumb kid who screwed up. Like what happened in real life because Seita is based on the original author's childhood

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Darth Vader’s funeral at the end of Return of the Jedi with Luke as the only attendee. It’s not so much each character’s journey to get there, but that haunting John Williams score that we first hear when Luke was looking at the binary sunset in A New Hope. Goosebumps and tears.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ehr4uHR78to

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




lol that half the posts itt are loving lord of the rings




and none of them are this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDT3_jVYAkI

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
The part in Memories when the astronaut's daughter fell off the roof in the spacesuit costume he bought her had me bawling last night.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
Magnetic Rose is really good, yeah.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Arc Hammer posted:

Magnetic Rose is really good, yeah.

It's really sad is what it is. Couldn't stop crying.

But yeah it's brilliant.

Vernii
Dec 7, 2006

Gettysburg when General Armistead is dying and finds out his friend and counterpart in the Union Army has also been shot.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Basically every second Newt is on screen in Aliens but especially when we see the nest she's been living in to hide from the aliens and when she talks about her little brother.

poo poo I'm getting choked up right now.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
The third movie didn't happen and Newt and Ripley escaped to live happily ever after BTW.

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Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

They mostly come out at night, mostly

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